Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Who says I-League is no-contact?




Anyone recognize this goon?

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

Theo Fleury?

Anonymous said...

LOL!!!! I think I saw that kid in the Kids First class with my son. He's looks a bit shorter in the picture though. Couldn't have been more than 12 years old though.

Anonymous said...

You need to put Will's version of that picture on here. . . .TOO Hilarious!!!!

Blog Alternate Captain said...

Tom Yockey was a fool to Suspend Chris Skupien...BUT NOT HIS SKATES!!

Anonymous said...

caption contest:

"alright little fella, I'll give you a piggy back. Hold on, I'll have to get on my knees so you can hop on"

Anonymous said...

Is it me or is Rich on his knees still taller to Nate?

Anonymous said...

That's the reason nate flys around everyone like a friggin gnat

Anonymous said...

Is that a hockey stick or his broom from Hogwarts?

Anonymous said...

If you look close, you'll see that I fell down because I was laughing soooo hard. Did anyone see the hit I put on Nate to set him off? Just think of it as a term of endearment Nate.

Rich "No Brakes"

Anonymous said...

Caption ---
Nate: "come-on come-on come-on... Gives us a huggggg!!! (*pant pant pant*) Weez will keeps our toungeses in this time!"

Patriot2: "Gollum!!! Stop humping Samwise's leg already!"

Anonymous said...

I heard Nate got in a fight with a Zamboni once.

Anonymous said...

Damn,

This is more funny than Stone Cold coming out of the closet in the other thread.

Blog Alternate Captain said...

To duval...

If that was a term of endearment...you have a long way to go my friend...I Didn't even lose my stick...


Top Hits ever on Nate:

1. John Pinnard: Mayhem - Bobby Siriks instructed B leaguer Pinnard to terminate me.
2. Big Joe Tomme: Snipers - my first game ever, pretty much extinguished my life
3. Chris Skupien: Youth Hockey checking practice - My helmet actually came off.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone remember the penalty box scuffle between Redrum's Nick McMacken and whatever teams goalie? Nick was sent off for goalie interference near the end of a period. The goalie came over to the box and allegedly jabbed at him with his stick. I was too far down the bench to see. But I did see Nick reach across and grab the goalie's helmet off his head and beat him with it. The goalie left the game requiring stitches. I think Nick was suspended for 3-5 games. Not one of our more shining moments.

whc

Blog Alternate Captain said...

I heard rumors of this when I first entered the league.

I believe that was Terry Redmond of the Blue Devils...

unsure though...

Anonymous said...

I doubt it. If it was Redmon, he would have been in the box even as a goalie and Nick would have been the one skating over.

Anonymous said...

I think Nate was just enforcing the "no gay 90's shirts in the bar" rule. Right Rich?

Anonymous said...

For your viewing pleasure... 5 seconds prior to the attack on No Brakes.

Blog Alternate Captain said...

ah yes...my first attack run on old man duval...he looks like a helpless turtle.

too bad you dont have the initiating love tap

Anonymous said...

Oh snap. No brakes was OWNED

Anonymous said...

Looks more like an attempted rape. Do large hairy MINI driving men get you all hot?

Anonymous said...

yes. yes they do.

Anonymous said...

We knew that Nate was a ticking time bomb after Michigan showed why they should be playing on Friday nights instead of Saturdays.


And for the record, Nate did take a hard elbow (a sucker-punch 50 ft from the puck) to the back of the head. Rich had it coming.

Blog Alternate Captain said...

thats another thing that is wrong with this league...

the MINI infestation...
props to Sergio Castillo for driving a strong massive truck while the rest of his team drives....lesser cars

Anonymous said...

I have talked to the Mini Drivers regarding this very issue. I'm driving a '03 BMW 330 CI ragtop, and they tell me REAL hockey players drive MINI's... Makes me want to cry...
Jr. Komet

Anonymous said...

if you drive a MINI then you have a MINI in your pants

Anonymous said...

"Nate did take a hard elbow (a sucker-punch 50 ft from the puck) to the back of the head"

More like an ankle to the head considering Nate's size.

Anonymous said...

turns out their counselor told them to workout their bedroom problems in new ways. Evidently the ice is where they did it.

Anonymous said...

anyone notice that Nate looks like Patton Oswalt?

see for yourself:

http://www.cracked.com/img/articles/patton_front.jpg

Anonymous said...

when did willy wonka teach the oompa loopa to play hockey!!

Blog Alternate Captain said...

um, no, i dont think that looks like me....try again sack

Anonymous said...

Patton Oswalt looks like a growth on my nut sack

Anonymous said...

top hits on nate. bac you forgot the hit when you did the spin and sleep move playing the fugs.

Blog Alternate Captain said...

refresh my memory dear sir?

Anonymous said...

must have been quite a hit! caused some Dain Brammage?

Anonymous said...

it was nate was a sleep thinking he was working at santa's workshop.

Anonymous said...

Rich and Nate. Cowboys with forbidden love.

Brokeback Mountain in theatres everywhar

Blog Alternate Captain said...

if that ever happened...i would ask...nay, demand someone shoot me in the head.