Standings, schedule

Games of July 29

7:15 p.m.: Patriots vs. Puckers
8:30 p.m.: Brewzers vs. Blue Devils
9 p.m.: Phantoms vs. Stingers
9:45 p.m.: Fugaweez vs. Snipers
10:15 p.m.: Stickmen vs. Ice Holes
11 p.m. : Komets vs. REDRUM
11:30 p.m.: Wolverines vs. Spiders

**Note: This schedule is updated, by Knute, from the original and checked Friday against paper schedules handed out at the rink.

Week 2 Results

OK, they're only six days late. A man cannot live on hockey alone. Here are results from July 22 ...

Brewzers 3, Stickmen 1: Jamil Jabri scored twice, and (we assume) a relative named Nidal had the third goal for Brewzers. Stef Trapp scored for the Stickmen, who were in this game until late. Brewzers broke a 1-1 tie with only 1:28 left.

Spiders 4, Komets 1: Alex Atkins scored thrice for the killer Spiders. Patti Greco got one. For the winless (but spunky and quite numerous; 15 skaters on the bench) Komets, the only goal came from Ray Scott in the second period. They managed just five shots all game on Jeremy Brown.

Phantoms 1, Snipers 0: Cory Howard scored on a Patti Greco assist in the closing seconds to lift the Phantoms over the Snipers in a squeaker. Goalie Jesse Gonzales was perfect on 17 shots for the Phantoms.

Wolverines 4, Stingers 3 (OT): The shorthanded Wolverines (7 skaters) won on Greg Mersberger's third goal at the 3:17 mark of overtime. Mersberger might have had four, we don't know. The scorekeeper gave it to No. 44, but there is no such creature on the roster. Stingers' goals were by Scott Childress, Jason Isham and No. 3 (of whom there is no such creature on the roster). Nice job, scorekeep. This is why we don't keep stats anymore.

Fugaweez 3, Ice Holes 2 (OT): Chuck Dolbee scored on an Eric Johnson assist at 3:54 of overtime to lift (Who the?!?!) Fugaweez. Dolbee also had an assist, and Johnson had Fugaweez's first two goals. Hey guys, share the puck, will ya? Mike Skupien and Steve Junker scored for Ice Holes.

Patriots 2, Blue Devils 1: Antti Sivula got both goals for the Patriots and Jon Ellis stopped 19 of 20 shots. Mike Drago scored unassisted in the third for the BD's.

Puckers 4, REDRUM 3: Brent Lasse scored on a Rob Constantine assist with 4:45 left to send the Lucky Puckers to victory. REDRUM had tied the game less than a minute earlier on a Jason Howell goal. Constantine also scored for the Puckers, along with John Ward and Daniel James (we think). Dan Barr and Carl B. added scores for the Redrummers.