Friday, September 07, 2007

Previews Week 6

We apologize for lack of….well anything…

Life kinda sucks right now…


Previews!

Patriots vs Komets 6:30
Chelsea vs Liverpool…that simple.

Blue Devils vs Black Widows: 6:30
Loser will be officially eliminated from any championship game

Brewzers vs Warriors 7:45
I pray olson is reffing this one, it’s going to be the only entertainment on the ice

Snipers vs Spiders 7:45
we don’t have anything to say about this game….so….

BOBBY SIRKIS, JASON ISLAM, PATRIOTS, MAYHEM, RINGERS, JOSH BRISCOE, JEFF VAUGHAN!

Leftovers vs Puckers: 9pm

The 2 burning question to the masses is…who does Stone Cold play for? And has Leftovers ringer Junior Lindamood recovered from his dramatic encounter at his girlfriend’s parent’s house?!?! FIND OUT SATURDAY!!

Ice Holes vs Stickmen: 9pm

A late night gem is in order here…we could go on about how we hate the stickmen for half their team calling me right after the Michigan meltdown…but I won’t…Stickmen still have a shot at Glory, while the Ice Holes will try to find their offensive rhythm.

74 comments:

Anonymous said...
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Blog Alternate Captain said...

yea, i just deleted your comment out of spite

Anonymous said...

its sadly obvious you don't want any entertaining commentary. Sorry to bother you BAC.

Anonymous said...

Chelsea vs Liverpool? I dont get it what does that mean BAC?

Anonymous said...

Hang in there man, keep the faith!

Blog Alternate Captain said...

you obviously dont know your English Football very well


it was an inside joke between myself and the great Dustin Nation of the Komets who is a big time supporter of Liverpool.

to hockey-jack-newb-dude-woman-guy:

we do what we feel like. The Hockey gods told us your message was supporting terrorism.

Anonymous said...

Re: Chelsea v. Liverpool

I thought it meant, two strong teams with bad blood between them. Wish I could be there for this one, Dammit

Ry

Blog Alternate Captain said...

eh, you could say that...

only bad blood would be like BAC vs Half of komets team.


myself am at peace with the following players...
Frankle, Baldree, Nation, Cappers, Ross, Bryant, Gallagher, Brookman, Castillo...and some days atkins

everyone else is as good as dead

Anonymous said...

UP YO FACE

What have i ever done to you besides make you my bitch on many occasion?

Ry

Anonymous said...

My predictions:

Komets over Patriots
Blue Devils over Black Widows
Brewzers over Warriors
Spiders over Snipers
Puckers over Leftovers
IceHoles over Stickmen

Anonymous said...

I said: Chelsea vs Liverpool? I dont get it what does that mean BAC?

You said: you obviously dont know your English Football very well.

I say: Well? I dont know English Football as you call it AT ALL. I mean Am I supposed to? I barely have enough time to follow REAL Football (pig skin). Anyway I though that we were reading and discussing hockey...my bad!

Anonymous said...

BOLD PREDICTIONS!

Blog Alternate Captain said...

please no cussing on the blog.

Blog Alternate Captain said...

on this blog you must know all sports...

or you are a horrible human being.

Anonymous said...

BAC, so sad to hear you are not at peace with me. Now that I know you have a death wish I look forward to crushing you. Chilly's back!!


-Chilly

Blog Alternate Captain said...

who the hell is chilly!?!?!?

Anonymous said...

Muahaha! Chilly Willy!! you are back! awesome! I heard you had to have some muscles removed because you were violating Texas statutes on obscene 'hulking largeness'!! Must be the surgery worked then! Welcome back!

Anonymous said...

BAC, Why does half the Komets hate you so? Why don't you tell your loyal readers that story? And please, don't make any more references between hockey and Europe football. I don't understand. My brain is too small and I drink alot.

Blog Alternate Captain said...

there's a story?!

wow, do tell!

(sits down Indian style with some cookies and glass of milk)

Anonymous said...

FYI

When you sit Indian style, we can see up your skirt...

Its not a pretty site...

Blog Alternate Captain said...

your mom wasnt a pretty site...

Anonymous said...

i saw a string hanging out

Blog Alternate Captain said...

...your mom left something behind...

Anonymous said...

By the way bac, Michigan still sucks!

Anonymous said...

Michigan will get their wheels back on this week.

Arsenal rocks the Premier League.
Go Gunners!!!!

Any idea if Stars Center Euless has plans for another Pond Hockey league?

WHC

Anonymous said...

Hey BAC, what did I do to you? I'm not listed on your "I'm ok with...." list....#41 I would say MOM, but there was some unflattering things said about MOM.....

Blog Alternate Captain said...

uhhhhh

mom is cool!!! I Havent seen you in the rink like ever!

and...arsenal eh?

touche sir!!!

Anonymous said...

Michigan getting its wheels back? It has got to be training wheels for a bicycle. I hope your not crying next week, bac.

Anonymous said...

pond hockey went with knute to nytex, i doubt anyone at euless will start anything resembling it for a while. puckers will not win tonight, leftovers will prove they are not the worst in the league!

Anonymous said...

well fudge!!! Michigan's wheels are no where in sight...

thanks Jon, sad to hear about the pond hockey since Euless is so close to the house.

I've been out the Euless loop for a long time. Who is Jeff Vaughn playing for these days?

WHC, formerly of REDRUM

Anonymous said...

Tip of the hat to the Patriots - they gave the KOMETS a good old fashioned Saturday nite whooping. They played great team hockey and demonstrated fine sportsmanship.

Looking forward to a rematch later this session or next.

Cheers -

Bruce Frankel
KOMETS Team Coordinator

Anonymous said...

"My predictions:

Komets over Patriots
Blue Devils over Black Widows
Brewzers over Warriors
Spiders over Snipers
Puckers over Leftovers
IceHoles over Stickmen"

The Stickmen's goalie invites you to sit and spin.

Anonymous said...

well we would have beat the puckers if casey j was in net like he was supposed to be. pretty convenient that he skated out and put some experience in the crease for the one team on his schedule that has almost as bad a record as his. and now we have identical records and nothing has been decided!

Anonymous said...

so what is the answer america?

who is the worst team in euless i-league?

do i smell a re-match?

does anyone even care?

Anonymous said...

toilet bowl is setting up to be a great game

Anonymous said...

Lovers Spat!

Blog Alternate Captain said...

you can go ahead and photoshop
"PWNED!!1!" on to that...

Anonymous said...

where is the one when they kissed and made up?

Blog Alternate Captain said...

that one was omitted along with the pistol duel at center ice

Anonymous said...

anyone interested in seeing the event that spawned that spat? I got it!

Anonymous said...

Stone Cold,
Thanks for not kicking my arse Saturday night when you discovered who I was...
Jr. Komet

Anonymous said...

Stone Cold,
Or mine!

Anonymous said...

What is this world coming to anyway?... Young folks attacking our elderly? It makes me sick!

Blog Alternate Captain said...

DUDE!~~~~!!!`11!1

Anonymous said...

Ellis...I though you said that the goalies don't really matter in I league???? I mean that they cant be considered ringers and all that crap. LOL LOL LOL lol

Anonymous said...

KOMETS Pulled a MICHIGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

what? They both were layed out on the ice at the same time, and in the time it took the old-guy to get onto his knees, the young guy was up on his feet, stablized and whoopin' on the old guy. He must have had springs in his skates.

Anonymous said...

Hodges is a punk kid.

Anonymous said...

I think that picture pretty much sums up the patriots this season.

Anonymous said...

someone please enlighten me on what transpired regarding the fight

Anonymous said...

There was not really a fight, yet they did bus in an entire village to attempt to assasinate Hodges...

but he has seen 300 too many times and fended them off!
FOR SPARTA!

Anonymous said...

"..pretty much sums up the patriots this season"

Dear Douchebag,
please elaborate...

Anonymous said...

casey j is not allowed to skate out in the i-league, he can only play in goal for the puckers. Same rule as for Lanny in goal.

Anonymous said...

he did randomly yell out..."GLORY!" right before a faceoff for no reason...

Anonymous said...

Patriots new theme song is "we're not gonna take it" by twisted sister.

Anonymous said...

That is a cool song!

Anonymous said...

Rob Constantine and I did sandwich Hodges one time on the ice. And he survived.

Hodges is like a cockroach who can survive the ice age.

Anonymous said...

"Life kinda sucks right now"

did you and Skupien break up?

Anonymous said...

casey j had permission from yockey to skate out only if he played defense. casey played down during the game.

Anonymous said...

Ellis get a grip. You drink beer with Casey and the rest of us Puckers after the game. Then you bitch on this blog that Casey was not in goal. You played a heck of a game and only one got past you - so time to move on!

Anonymous said...

i don't think ellis is the type of person that would bitch about ringers. i am pretty sure he wants to see the best players possible.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps... but it *is* still I-LEAGUE! The floating tearm (and practical application of the word) "Ringer" has a very broad range of meaning for instructional hockey leagues. If you can skate like a semi-pro *and* stick-handle like a semi-pro, then you don't belong. That might even be a valid definition for D through B league, I dont know. if so, then all the more when those people who play in I-League. It's kinda like an adult playing on a T-ball team of 1st graders... Even if you aren't a pro-baseball player, you are not challenging yourself and you aren't making game a pleasant experience for the little kids. Why is that such a difficult concept for some? 'cause they think being better than most everyone else lends to their "ice creds"... in reality, it makes them a douche.

Blog Alternate Captain said...

its more of a confidence thing...

if i go out and get schooled in C league by a guy from Finland, but then go skate around people in I leauge, it does help a little with confidence...and confidence does go along way in playing hockey...

Anonymous said...

?? I'm a Brown Belt in TaeKwonDo, but I don't go around kicking people up-side their heads to build my confidence... Real confidence comes with knowing you can 'survive' an encounter with a Black Belt. Not that I can tromp all over a Gold Belt.

Anonymous said...

Huh?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

casey j had permission from yockey to skate out only if he played defense. casey played down during the game.

Casey J. played defense...HUM how many goals were scored????//

1-0???? Intesteing

Anonymous said...

Ellis, let it go and focus on the next game. Yes, Casey skated up and played Defense. But he didn't skate with the puck coast-to-coast to score. And he is not know as a hotdog on the ice. Casey didn't score the goal to beat us.

Still you played one hell of a game. Please keep up with the good work.

Anonymous said...

Idiot it wasn't Ellis that said that. I watched the game and was laughing over a beer at the Puckers using several players that don't play on their team or even I-League for that matter...It was funny to watch.... Losers!

Anonymous said...

STUPID PUCKERS!

Anonymous said...

with all that said.......they still only won 1-0!

Anonymous said...

"If you can skate like a semi-pro *and* stick-handle like a semi-pro, then you don't belong."

I have been playing and watching the ileague at euless for 1.5 years. There has never been anyone with semi-pro skills playing in that time period. Anyone that thinks so is just an incredibly terrible player and doesn't realize how bad he is. I have never seen anyone in the i league who is better than an average C-level player. And now the i-legue doesn't have anyone who is better than a good D level player.

Anonymous said...

In your limited 1.5 year opinion. I guess you aren't aware of people being kicked out of i-league for being over-skilled? U must be sleeping.

Anonymous said...

TaeKwonDo is for Fags....buy a gun!

Anonymous said...

yes, its all about the win, isn't Puckers...That is your fundamental issue! Well you don't have too many now do you? Perhaps a few more D leaguers will help. Keep trying!