Wednesday, September 12, 2007

week 6 summaries...

Week 6 in the books, excitment abounds.

3 Stars
1. Dallas Lehr: Patriots - 2 goals, GWG (patriots 4-0 win)
2. Casey Jenkins: Puckers - Defensive anchor (puckers 1-0 win)
3. Greg Martinez: Snipers - 1 goal, 1 assist (snipers 4-2 win)

Goalie of the week:
David Blubaugh: Stickmen: 20 saves on 22 shots, perfect in the shootout (Stickmen 3-2 SO)

honorable mention: John Ellis: faced 28 shots, stopped 27 of them. (Leftovers 0-1 loss)

Blue Devils 1 Black Widows 0
Black Widows once again lose a heart breaker by the score of 1-0, this time at the hands of the blue devils. BD got their lone goal from Mark Cameron midway through the first, and that is all they would need as Phil Garlow pitches the shutout. The Black Widows who only had 7 skaters again, still couldn’t find the score sheet and now have dropped two straight. Blue Devils are on fire as they are winners of four straight and are right in the hunt for the keg game.

Patriots 4 Komets 0
Patriots get their third straight shutout and fifth straight victory to improve to 5-1 on the season. Patriots were almost near perfect on the night, showing no weakness in either offense or defense and had outshot the komets 11-1 after the first period alone. Scoring wise, Dallas Lehr tacks on two goals, while Travis Lehr and Butch Hutchinson tallied goals in the win. Goalie Philip Talley was again perfect stopping 12 of 12 shots on the night. Komets had half of china on their bench and from their captain, Bruce Frankle, “we got a good old fashion whooping tonight”. Patriots will look to continue their winning ways next week against the stickmen.

Snipers 4 Spiders 2
Spiders continue to look terrible as this time the Snipers burst out in an offensive explosion. Greg Martinez scored the first goal for the snipers however that lead would be erased as Kurt Kresta scores for the spiders with seconds left in the 1st. Snipers would regain the advantage on ringer Alex Eyesermans’ goal, only to have the game tied on a Mallisa Daniels goal. Snipers would then go on an offensive quest by putting up two more in the 2nd period from Rob Mustell and the great Paul Coyne. Solid goaltending from Snipers net minder Nick Murphee in the third would give the Snipers the win in what was a very nice game. Tom “Foolery” Yockey was once again out coached by the wind.

Puckers 1 Leftovers 0
We don’t have a score sheet from this one, but defensive awesomeness occurred from the puckers when Casey Jenkins made a pitch for defenseman of the year with perfect defensive play. We don’t know who scored the goal for the Puckers who get their first W of the season. (Ryan Rintala with goal for the puckers) We have heard much bitching from people about this game, so we don’t know how this game progressed. From Coach Sirkis, “People should tune in next week, cause it’ll be a new leftovers team against the ‘Holes”.

Warriors 1 Brewzers 0
Warriors continue to hang on for their possible back door entry into the keg game with a solid defensive performance. The great Doc Taub scores the game winner for the Warriors who are only a couple players being comparable to the Mayhem squad of seasons past. If Coach Sirkis can somehow get this team into the Keg game this season, he may as well be the greatest I league coach of all time. Warriors’ last two games are going to be tough ones, Black Widows this week and the regular season finale against the Ice Holes. Warriors take a loss; they’re out of the hunt.

Stickmen 3 Ice Holes 2 (Shootout)
In probably what was the most entertaining game next to the Patriots masterful shutout, the Ice Holes take their second loss of the season, but are able to get a valuable point to stay one point behind the Patriots and tied for 2nd. Stickmen were all over this game at the beginning with goals from Kevin Cook and Brad Brynum in the first for a solid 2-0 lead. But they often say the two goal lead is the hardest to protect. In the third, the Ice Holes ralled back on two goals from Jonathan Bird to tie the game. After a scoreless OT, apparently, an EPIC shoot out transpired with 19 skaters going (or so the legend goes). Fans watching finally saw the Stickmen with the game winner from Kevin Oliver, we dont know how many "goals" were scored in this or if it was just goalies denying shot after shot. In regulation, Stickmen did not throw that many shots on the Ice Holes net, as Doug Taylor only had to face a total of 7 shots?! Meanwhile on the other end, Stickmen David Blubaugh was the savior of the stickmen as he makes 20 saves on 22 shots on the night, plus we're guessing he was immortal in the SO

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bac, I have 2 questions for you:

1. How many ringers will Michigan recruit to beat Notre Dame this Saturday?

2. How many shots will you have if Michigan losses? (And I don't mean shots on goal! I was refering to Crown Royal!)

Blog Alternate Captain said...

1. None. We are doomed. Michigan is going to lose every game this season.

2. Did you not see how drunk I got saturday night?!!?

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you passed your keys to someone else.

Anonymous said...

okay, casey was pretty good on d last week (strange that he didn't play in goal) but don't rule out the leftovers for a couple spoiler wins... i hate to toot my own horn, but since there was no scoresheet i did make 27 saves on 28 shots, iceholes beware, i am in the zone!

havin' fun

Anonymous said...

Just a little something for my favorite league, from the archives - have a great night.
Mitch G

http://jetstream.edgeboss.net/wmedia/jetstream/downholers/beerleage_originaltrailer_08.17.07.wvx

Anonymous said...

Link did not publish complete! Sorry, here's a correction - it's worth it for the laughs... and looks alot like our Warriors...

Connect the empty space after net/ in the link below... and trust the Force.)

http://jetstream.edgeboss.net/ wmedia/jetstream/downholers

Anonymous said...

Ryan Rintala got the Puckers goal

Anonymous said...

FYI: The Stickmen/Ice Holes Shootout went 19 skaters - by each team - before a goal was scored.

Gotta be a record.

Anonymous said...

Nope. Just sh!tty talent

Anonymous said...

The Komets pulled a Michigan last week!

Anonymous said...

Funny...

You dont see alot of Komet comments this week...

Anonymous said...

maybe they all went back to china.....maybe they are all scared of nate....

Anonymous said...

Nate's been 'supressing' our comments because (and I quote) 'I am the Lord of the Internet'. ~ Komet Jr.

Anonymous said...

Blubaugh rocked. He stopped every shootout goal he faced. Not to take anything away from the Ice Holes netminder, he stopped all but one. Of course, he didn't have face as many shots as David either.

Blog Alternate Captain said...

And dont you forget it Jr Komet.

and the star defenseman for the Komets wasnt there, he was like in scotland or something. Everyone else is pretty much I league material. Accept for Atkins who randomly has moments of glory. And Frankel...for he is wise.

Anonymous said...

Is it true every time Nate has played the Komets, he has won?

Anonymous said...

Actually, I have been some doing research on this topic of Nate...

It comes down to this:
Nate has sub'ed on a whole lot of teams. Statistically, it at first began to look like each team that Nate sub'ed for won (case in point: the Silver Division Keg Game), but as I dug further into it I determined that, in FACT, Nate only subs on teams which are likely to win anyway (case in point: the Silver Division Keg Game).

In otherwords, Nate is a tag-along. A festering bump on the Buttocks of Nature. A very small intestinal parasite in the bowels of the I-League. A fly in the proverbial soup; in most cases, he only shows up where he's not needed, and very often goes un-noticed until someone inadvertently finds him in their teeth only to gag on him (Duval).

One might hope that his parents discover their mistake, and having kept the receipt, returns him for a full refund.

Now were did I put that De-Wormer?

Signed: The Gal (or Guy) who researches such things and also, at times, reports on them.

Blog Alternate Captain said...

Nice post...if it were true.

Phantoms won a keg...i was a full time player
Patriots went to the keg, lost, but was a full time player
Komets, i agreed to play for them, was not a sub, and we won the keg.

so get your facts straight if you are going to slander...

need we also forget the times i subbed like 4 teams a night...i dont remember any of those teams winning championships...

so yea

bite me.

Blog Alternate Captain said...

and if you are researching I league for fun...you have no life...i only do it to get free hockey.

Anonymous said...

Signed: The Gal (or Guy) who researches such things and also, at times, reports on them.

someone ask nate about his record v. the mayhem.....we only beat him every week, except for maybe one time

i'm assuming the "gal" went to the donald rumsfield school of research?

Anonymous said...

Its time to defend Nate Hodges

Nate has been a great player for us. An unsung hero, so to speak.

He plays D when (in his heart) he would really prefer to play forward.

And he is one hell of a forward.

So, by playing defense, he is unable to use all of his talents. We get to see alot, but not all. Yet, he never gripes.

Everyone knows in I-league some of your best players usually get stuck on the back end. Why? Because they are the only ones who really excel in skating backwards. Frankly, he would have a lot more goals, etc if he played up for us, but he unselfishly thinks of the team instead of himself.

That type of attitude is one of the reasons we are in the Keg hunt every season

He's one of those guys you hate to play against, but love it when he's wearing the same sweater as you.

I'm glad he's my teammate and not yours.

And if it wasnt for him, you wouldnt have this little blog that everyone seems to thoroughly enjoy.

Just my 2 cents

A Patriot

Blog Alternate Captain said...

A tear forms....

thank you sir.

now from me personaly....

I really really really like playing in the this league, yea i crack some shtick here and there, well pretty much every where, yea there are some people i cant seem to get along with on the ice, but off the ice i know alot if not all of ya'll in this league and enjoy hangin out at the cross bar.
I've played on almost every team so I know each team and the bits and jokes that are cracked and I try to incorporate them into the blog, and granted i dont do that as much. But hey...its what makes this thing fun.


Nothing on this blog should ever be taken personaly. Like drago said...its REC hockey. Sure we can take it serious, and for the most part i think everytime we suit up, whether its I, D, C, ect we take this stuff pretty seriously.

I mean i played with the wolverines before they became Mayhem and my enemies in life. For the most part, I think i get along with the Mayhem the best of all the teams i know.


so yeah...enough mushy crap


back to how I abuse the elderly

Anonymous said...

I'm a Star Defensman??? I think I just sprouted a Claymore in my pants . . .. er Kilt.

I think Nate gets a lot of $#iT because he has played on all 300 I-league teams that have ever played in Euless since the begininning of time, and also because he takes time out of his life to research and create this blog, that just gets trashed anyway. He takes it well, but he receives a lot more $#it then is deserved.

Speaking as a Freshman Komet, a Mighty Mighty Mayhem, and the fat loud guy on the Phantoms, I appreciate all the work you do, Lt. tiger. We tease the ones we like. Keep up the good work. And don't take it personally when I hip check you into 2008

With love, snooger booger,

Ry

Anonymous said...

snooger booger? what is a snooger and where is it located on the human body?

Anonymous said...

Nate has not played on every I League team--he has never played for the Puckers.

Blog Alternate Captain said...

THAT IS NOT CORRECT!

i played one game when slezack was coaching...

I have never played with the brewzers, leftovers, stickmen, or ice holes.

Anonymous said...

Slezack has never coached the Puckers. I have been their coordinator since the beginning and you have never played on my team.

Anonymous said...

No, im pretty freakin sure i subbed once...and broke a stick for ya'll.


and slezac or somebody was coaching...

perhaps you were gone. I dont know

but I promise you 1 million dollars i've played with puckers before

bac