Sunday, November 02, 2008

We May Have Something Here. . .

Things are finally getting interesting in the fourth week of the schedule. . . LSI and the Privateers are battling for dominance in the minors: LSI had zero goals against until this week, the 'Teers have (in the three games that I have records for) twenty goals for. One of these teams will be graduating the Minors at the end of this session, should be quite a battle when they eventually meet.

The Komets stand alone atop the Majors, as the Pats fall in the shoot-out this week. In fact all of the major games were very close except for the Komets, who mopped the floor with the misplaced Snipers. The Snipe will have to set their sights on next session when they will be rightly placed in the Minors. Definitely some discretions on Yockey's part for the Major/Minor division, unfortunately the Snipers will suffer the most from this decision.

Minor

Privateers (3-0-0) 7
Grave Diggers (0-3-0) 1

left : Brooks Willhoite, Jon Ellis, Cody Payne (l,r)


Well, I threw down the gauntlet. . . The 'Teers lit a fire in front of the Digger's net and no matter how much gasoline I threw on it, I just couldn't put it out! The Privateer tide rolled in quickly, in the fourth minute of the game, Casey "Bring the" Payne puts one behind me, Bush gets his only point of the game for the assist. In the seventh minute it's Patrick Haley who comes away with the tally. To finish off the first period, Cody "Max" Payne, puts up the third unanswered goal for the 'Teers. The second sees an early goal from Robert Meassengale (pointstreak spelling, AKA Bob-O) and a counter punch from Bruce Davis of the Grave Diggers. For a moment it looked like the Diggers might have a chance. At the other end, Ryan Haley responds to the pressure with timely saves on every Digger scoring chance, crushing their hopes. In the third the Diggers returned to the ice with their heads hanging, breathing through their mouths, with heavy skates they chased the 'Teers as the chasm widened between the two teams. Steve Haley scored first, followed by a goal by Erick Ahlstedt, and Casey scores the final goal of the night. They bested me with their wood, their composite. They bested me with speed. They must have out-played Ellis, and a team that can do that can plan my castle onslaught any day.

Calm down a bit, Willhoite, we're all havin' fun here, right?

Whalers (2-2-0) 4
Puckers (1-2-0) 3


The Whalers got the first franchise victory last week against the hard luck Diggers but prove it was no aberration with the start of a streak. The Puckers, on the shoulders of Patrick Donaghue, get behind in the first minute, as Brad Watson scores for the early Whaler lead. Chris Mosely ties the game half way through the period, only to give back the lead late in the period to Whaler, Kenneth Thomas. The Puckers win the second period with the first goal coming from John Ward. Brian Hamstra, Whaler captain, gains the the lead, but with their second goal of the second period, Steve Niecamp knots the score leaving the third period for the colossal battle between these two Minor power houses. Both teams lock down their defenses until halfway through the frame when Kyle Boltz puts the Whalers on the power play, Captain Hamster finds a way late on the advantage to sink the winner. The Whalers may be figuring this thing out, heck if you work with the stock market 9-5, I-league shouldn't be too hard.

Team Euless (0-3-0) 0
Chiefs (2-1-0) 3


The collection of leftovers, known as Team Euless got on the ice without a goalie, Bob Sirkis made a great stick save on the first Chief shot but could not find the rebound directly between his skates, Troy Clarkson does. . . Ellis arrives to try to stop the bleeding, throws a pass to the wrong color jersey, Bill Broad skates it back in and scores high glove. Team Euless takes a moment to breath, collect themselves, and make it to halfway through the second before Thomas Harnitchek holds Ellis to the post before sending the puck to David Dahms in the slot, who delays then beats Ellis top shelf. The Chiefs play most of the third in the Euless end, but somehow fail to score again. Ayala gets his second consecutive shut-out. Do you smell what the Chiefs are cookin'?

LSI (4-0-0) 5
Silverwings (1-1-1) 4


The last game on the gold rink was a doozy. After nearly seven minutes of scoreless hockey the usual LSI suspects show up on the score board. First, it's Gabe Rivera quickly followed by Katherine Levesque. Sergio "The C-Train" Castillo blazes down the ice to put a dent in the Import game with a late goal. In the second, Castillo hits it again on the power play, and before the Imports can adjust their game plan, he makes the hat trick. In the third, Ryan Kelly puts the Wings up by two but the Imports knuckle down. Just five seconds into their power play opportunity, LSI goal leader, Gabe Rivera, gets his second. And, with only little more than a minute left in regulation, Erik Todd steals the momentum with his tying goal. In over time, A flurry erupts in front of Silverwing net minder Eric Spivey and in just thirteen seconds it all comes to an end: Mark Haman sends it to Linda Mason, Mason finds Ken Lentz, Lentz drills it home for the LSI victory. LSI had no goals against, until tonight, where they proved that they have the fortitude to when in the clutch. The poor Silverweinies find a new way to lose.

Major

Patriots (2-0-1) 2
Ice Bats (2-1-0) 3


The new look Patriots take the ice limiting shooting from the Bats to three shots in the first and scoring on the power play with forward Bryan Brookman. In the second it was more of the same, the scoring this time from Brad Allen. In the third the Patriots dug in to ride the lead in, but the Bats, more specifically Eric Petty, would not go down, on the power play, Petty gets some space and beats Ellis with a quick one over the glove. Petty scores again late in the third with a deflection off a defenseman's skate to beat Ellis on the ice this time for the tie. Over time would not be enough and in the shoot-out, it's Petty again, on the first Ice Bat shot who scores off the cuff of Ellis glove. . . no one else could net a thing. Last session, the first loss for the Patriots proved to be a defining moment, has the team got the character to overcome this time?

DFW Titans (1-2-0) 2
Stickmen (1-2-0) 3

The Sticks pull-out their first win against the hot-and-cold Titans. It's the Sticks who score first with the goal from Lynn Young in the second minute. The Titans strike back with a goal from Lincoln Foster to tie the game. The second was the Clint Tippet show as he scores for the Stickmen two goal lead. Brittany Boisvert brings the Titans within one with her early goal in the third but, despite having nearly ten minutes to tie the game, the Titans fall short. Blubaugh looked less than stellar but comes away with the win.

Blue Devils (2-1-0) 3
Brewzers (1-1-1) 2


In Blubaugh's second game, his offense shows up first with a goal from Devil Jake Reynolds, the only goal of the first. In the second Scott Spellman puts the Devils up by two but sees his efforts erased by the goal from Brewzer lightning rod Joshua Sutton, he would draw on this later. In the third the Brewzers' Nidal Al Jabri draws on the last meeting of these two teams and this time it is he who bests Blubaugh to tie the game. After a deadlocked over time, the shoot-out commenced, and it's Spellman who uses his anger to strike Mike Moore down on the first Blue Devil attempt. But in the last Brewzer attempt it was Nidal's chance again to send it to extra shooters, he slides to Blubaugh's glove side, Blubaugh stacks the pads, Nidal lifts the puck, but it hits the edge of Blubaugh's glove. . . The Blue Devils hold on to tie for second in the standings.

Komets (3-0-0) 5
Snipers (0-2-1) 0


In the final game on the green rink, the Snipers laid their head on the chopping block. The Komets are the talk of the league these days, and without a loss on their record, they certainly deserve to be. This week it would not be another tight one goal lead though, they drill five goals while maintaining a shut-out for long time Komet netminder, Brent Bryant. Wil Dobson gets an assist on Rodney Forehand's goal. After only a few more seconds, Wil gets his own goal, followed by a lull of nine and a half minutes of scoreless grab-ass-ery. After a power nap between periods the Komets come roaring back with another goal, this one from Dustin Nation, Dobson gets the assist. Ram Lavani rams one home to close out the period. Early in the third, Bryan Brookman gets an unassisted goal before the Komets crawl into a shell to finish the game. A three point night for Dobson, it is however, against the Snipers. Maybe things would be different if Matt would wear his business socks.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

That was easily one of the most fun games I have ever played. It did get a little rough, but I was all for it. The Diggers were a nice team all around, and were full of class. I love the trash talk. Keep it coming. BTW- Robert Massengale= Bob-o. Robert is too formal. =D

Anonymous said...

I had fun tearing you a new asshole.

Anonymous said...

LSI, Can you say "C" Leaguer? I have some boys that play "C" out in D-ville! Can they came out and play YOCKEY ? You say that you did not Know when she sing up ? But you do now and she still playing ? I can't wait till we hear that sound of you pulling your head out or your ass!

Anonymous said...

Schedule. 4th week. Yeah, I know. Saturday.

Anonymous said...

Really, couldn't agree more - SCHEDULE, SCHEDULE, YAAAAAAA!!!

Anonymous said...

his problem is that he can't tell his head from his ass.

Capt. D.

Anonymous said...

Where does one "sing" up?

Anonymous said...

"Mr. Mouth" Ellis allowed 13 goals in 3 games and lost all 3.

1. Ellis take a page out of my book and learn to keep your alligator mouth shut. Smack talk will get you nowhere, OK. I've proven it in the past and learned from it.

2. Don't piss off the Privateers.

3. Congratulations, you stirred a big enough hornets nest to where 3 teams lit your ass up.

AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE I SAID SO!

Anonymous said...

Ellis, Im still taking applications for the Mike Moore Goaltending Clinic LOL

Anonymous said...

The puckers have 2 games at the same time ? 7:45 on gold & green ?

Anonymous said...

Gonna have to send Ellis down to the minors...

DALLAS (AP) -The Dallas Stars sent defenseman Mark Fistric, forward James Neal and left wing Chris Conner to the minor leagues. Fistric and Neal were assigned to the Manitoba Moose of the American Hockey League. Conner's going to the AHL's Peori...

http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=390222&cmpid=rss

Anonymous said...

LSI, Will put them on there team !

Anonymous said...

spell check.

Anonymous said...

there or their, He must be a goalie?

Anonymous said...

Privateers vs. LSI.... Who will win?

Anonymous said...

More importantly, why is the game at 5:15?

Anonymous said...

cuz no one really wants to see these two teams play

Anonymous said...

7:50 WHO EVER HAS THE MOST RINGERS!

Anonymous said...

My vote goes to LSI beating the Privateers.

Anonymous said...

I think its going to come down to a battle between a Privateers team who has a large swath of goal scorers contributing to a high Goals-For, and an LSI team who has only a couple of consistent scorers, but a defense that shuts down the other teams offense in a consistent manner.

What happens when an irresistible force meets an unmovable object?

Fireworks!!!!

Anonymous said...

I would like to sign up for that Mike Moore goaltending clinic if I could, lord knows I need it.

Anonymous said...

Hey Matt, last Saturday wasn't all your fault. 2 of the goals against you were on face-off wins by the Komets, which were not well defended (or even challenged) by your D squad. Another of the goals was from your left by a tip-in from a heavy handed slapshot that went wide to a stick on the ice (which is a defense issue again). Your offense got 10 shots on goal for the night, which doesn't generally win hockey games. Don't let it eat you. It's a team sport.

But then, I am a Hockey Newbie (who was trained by Mr. X-Box), so what do I know?

Anonymous said...

Ellis can use the clinic.

Anonymous said...

Let's not forget the Privateers have less goals against than LSI 10:00...
Oh yeah, and it's immovable not unmovable.

bcIII said...

Oh, am I going to miss a good week of games. . . I wish that I could have seen the schedule before I made my plans.

Anonymous said...

??? wha-wha-WHAT ???

Ellis, the ultimate hockey whore, blogger on Saturday Night Heroes, Computer Newbie, made plans on a Saturday night that did not include Saturday Night Hockey?

Anonymous said...

Ellis sucks. He needs time off.