Competition is my best motivator, and I want my competitor to be as on the spot as I am. Nothing gets it done as well as some off-color trash talk. If you've ever skated around my net, you may have even heard some things being said to you, if not, get your name on the back of your jersey.
It doesn't always work out as planned, I remember last week I was letting Alex Eysermanns have it right up until he scored on me. But, I know he probably couldn't have done it without my special brand of inspiration, besides, he still lost the game.
Some people abhor trash talk, and want everyone to play a stoic, gentleman's game. Like I said this is my leisure time, it's an all you can eat buffet of good time fun and I want all I can put on the plate.
Do you think trash talk is good for hockey or not?
P.S. I missed the first minute or two of "Gay or Not Gay" on Tuesday, did someone send something in about me?
14 comments:
you kiss your mom with that mouth?
1st shift of the game, I'm skating in to forecheck a defender and I hear someone on their bench yelling "nobody on!" I think "what am I, invisible?" and it pisses me off. I skate harder and surprise the guy, take the puck and put it on net and it goes in. There goes your Nobody on, you douche.
Being like the oldest player on my team makes me try a little harder too I think. I don't want to just be on the ice, I want to help.
22 pucker
ummm.....congrats?? you want a cookie or something?
Competition may or may not be good for hockey, but I know it's good for running. I'm going to beat you in the half, jon. That's right, a tiny little woman is going to beat you!!!
chocolate chip please. This is trash talk talk. Keep up.
One time there was 30 seconds left in the period but the other bench started counting down from 5 and I shot the thing immediately. Pretty funny how they fooled me.
Rick 22
The counting down of the clock from 5 seconds, when there is actually 15 - 30 seconds is my bit...and if you don't know how much time is left and actually listen to me and shoot it...that is really funny.
#5 Chiefs
I think that was the Chiefs. After the game they said it works only on retards.
#22 puckers
retards, puckers...what ever name they are going by now.
Puckers are retards.
I know you are, but what am I?
Schedule, schedule, schedule, fucking schedule!
I apparently lack the power to remove comments now ^, I assure you, I feel your pain, but you should use a little self censoring.
I'm gay and I use my catching glove on more than to stop pucks.
bcIII
It has a very large pocket. . .
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