Monday, February 12, 2007

Week 6 results....

wierd...we've had six weeks of I league...but only 3 games....champion!

sorry to spoil the fun of the comment-fest going on in the previous post...here's some fresh ammo for you. (also apparently some of the score sheets were incorrect as far as player stats are concerned...changes noted...someone yell at the scorekeepers please)

3 Stars of the Week

1. Daniel Barr: Center: Patriots: 3 Goals (Patriots 4-0 Win)
2. Greg Mersberger: Winger: Mayhem: 2 Goals, 1 Assist (Mayhem 3-0 win)
3. Ed Vogle: Winger: Stickmen: 2 Goals (Stickmen 3-0 win)
Honorable Mention: Bryan Brookman: Winger Patriots...1 goal, 2 assists (Patriots 4-0 win)
Goalie of the week: Chris Duran: Mayhem/Shockers. 11/11 and 23/25 (both wins)

Slackers 1 Blue Devils 0
Slackers get a late goal by “mike” with 2 minutes left in the 3rd to give the Blue Devils their first loss of the season. A decent game as both goalies faced a good number of shots. Props to slackers goalie David Gieslon for pitching a shutout and BD goalie Tom Cox (Goalie Hockey Whore) for an almost equal endevor.

Shockers 3 Fugaweez 2 (SO)
This one was an epic struggle between two teams trying to bounce back from tough losses the week before. Fisticuffs, checking, scoring, goalie saves, Overtime, and Shootout were all present in this one. A freakin hockey game folks. Fugs scored first off an Eric Johnson Score early in the 2nd. Shockers tied it up on Dave Farns’ First I-League Career goal (props sir). Fugaweez again took the lead with seconds left in the 2nd on a Scott “Mindo” Dolbee shot. Shockers would answer back in the third on a Jason Howell score from Bryan Voslquil. After a barrage of shots from the Fugaweez in the 3rd, and in the OT period, we would head to the shootout. Where Voslquil put home the game winner for the Shockers. Chris Duran was remarkable in this one by denying 23 of 25 shots. This guy is the front runner for goaltender of the year either with the Shockers or Mayhem.

Mayhem 3 Stingers 0
Mayhem improves their record to 3-0 by knocking off another undefeated team. Mayhem scored on 2 goals from the great Greg Mersberger while Chris Conner added one. Goalie Chris Duran looked great in this one as well, kicking aside all 11 shots he faced. From the looks of it, Mayhem looks like the front runner for the Gold Division keg. From Mayhem Coach Bobby Sirkis, about the game… “It should’ve been 14-0”.

Patriots 4 Spiders 0
Patriots bounce right back from their loss last game with a dominating win against the now 0-3 spiders. Patriots ripped off 30 shots against Spiders goalie Matt Sexton. The patriots were lead by the great Daniel “Dandano” Barr who tore up the ice with linemates Paul Conyle and Bryan Brookman. Barr who hadn’t had a goal in the first 2 games, found his stride and was playing with fire as he lit the lamp three times for the Hat Trick, one of which was a howitzer one timer. Brookman had a strike and 2 assists. Patriots got great goaltending again from Jesse Gonzales who denied all 16 shots he faced on the night. Fear the Patriots.

Borrachos 3 Leftovers 1
Borrachos still have not lost a game in regulation this season. They get a nice win in this one coming off the sticks of Jim Stuckeman and Shawn Haley. Both these guys pretty much dominated the game on the score sheet. 2 Goals and an Assist for Stuckeman and a goal and 2 assists for Haley. We are guessing these are the guys that below comments indicated were B league players….HA!

Stickmen 3 Puckers 0
Stickmen get their first win of the season at a pretty much make or break time. Stickmen got 2 goals from Ed Vogel and one from Dan Lagrone. Puckers who looked great offensively against the spiders last week couldn’t hit the net despite throwing 17 shots on net. Puckers drop to 1-2 on the season while the Stickmen avoid the winless mark to 1-2.

Ice Holes 2 Snipers 0
Shhhh…don’t tell anyone, but while Mayhem has been the big talk in I league, the Ice Holes have a perfect record as well...(sad part is we don’t know what division they’ll wind up in) Ice Holes got great goaltending as usual in this one to get their 2nd shutout of the season. Ice Holes’ goals from “Raul” (sharma?) and “Steve”…last names would be great people! Blow us up.

Brewzers 6 Komets 5 (OT)
Goaltending was forsaken in this battle as both squads found their offensive game. The komets scored late in the third to push this one into the extra frame where Lorikay Frumman’s goal gave the Brewzers the win, while the komets have now dropped back to back games. Brewzers also got scores from Brett Broostrom, Steve Spedea, Steve Daniels as well as 2 goals from Brian Flachsbart. Los Komets goals from Dustin Nation, Sergio “Pancho Villa” Castillo, Scott Baldree, Rich Duval and Mike Bresnahan.

As for the Divisions: Should get final results (hopefully) on Wednesday from Knute, we can give ya’ll a clear picture of the standings. Rumor has it the divisions will stay pretty much the same they were at the beginning of the season. But again, that’s only a rumor.
And the Schedule…is as follows…up until mid march. Then after that it’s all TBA. Hoorah for I league! All times subject to change.

February 17: Practices
7:45pm: Komets/Fugaweez
9pm: Snipers/Ice Holes
9:15pm: Mayhem/Stingers
10:15pm: Brewzers/Blue Devils
10:30pm: Stickmen/Patriots
11:30pm: Shockers/Borrachos
11:45pm: Leftovers/Slackers
Monday: Feb 19: 10:45pm: Spiders/Puckers

February 24: Games
8pm: Ice Holes/Komets
8:15pm: Puckers/Mayhem
9:15pm: Fugaweez/Brewzers
9:30pm: Patriots/Stingers
10:30pm: Snipers/Borrachos
10:45pm: Blue Devils/Leftovers
11:45pm: Shockers/Slackers
11:55pm: Spiders/Stickmen

March 3rd: Games
7:45pm: Puckers/Stingers
8:15pm: Slackers/Borrachos
9pm: Mayhem/Spiders
9:30pm: Shockers/Blue Devils
10:15: Patriots/Stickmen
10:45pm: Leftovers/Ice Holes
11:30pm: Fugaweez/Komets
11:55pm: Brewzers/Snipers

March 10, 17, 24, and 31st: TBA

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

BAC,

Phillip scored the only goal for the slackers.\

Anonymous said...

I think anyone the scored 3 or more points in an I league game should be taken out back of the rink and beaten.

Anonymous said...

i think you are a retard....people can't have a good game?

Anonymous said...

No one is allowed to have a good game in the I-League.

Why are we even keeping score? Maybe we should follow the route of PC correctness and nobody wins and loses.

That way no one's feelings are hurt.

Anonymous said...

Let's get participation ribbons after every game.

Anonymous said...

"i think you are a retard....people can't have a good game?"

Definition of sarcasm (noun)
ironic; bitter humor

Anonymous said...

From what I heard up top Goose should be up there for "Goalie of the Week". I believe he played 3 games Saturday, w/ one goal and two shutouts. Mike

Anonymous said...

Yep, "Goose" had a good night! Thanks for tending our net! The Slackers are appreciative!!

Anonymous said...

dude, the 'grammer' (see comment about sarcasm)nazi is coming out of his/her shell!!! using big boy phrases like 'jerk off', 'wet dream', and 'brown bag'!! mr nazi, i can teach you the werewolf.

Anonymous said...

....and the pooch kick

Anonymous said...

what about intentional grounding in the endzone?

Anonymous said...

"...click off of the porn that your jerking off too..."

hey grammar nazi...you should learn the difference between "your" and "you're"

Anonymous said...

and the fake punt....

Anonymous said...

"go fall down a really long flight of stairs. :) Come to think of it the ones leading down from the bar at the EDPSC might just be enough!"

Hey....that really happened to me. It's not funny folks, stairs can.....and often do hurt people. I may be a "B Leaguer" but I'm still in the instructional when it come to walking down stairs.......#89

Anonymous said...

im an a league, former semi pro, stair climber. i was on espn 8, the ocho...

Anonymous said...

I can drink beer and fall down with problem too...

Anonymous said...

F!@king Chuck Norris

Anonymous said...

With all the ranting going on I got to thinking.....why am I being singled out?? I scored one goal while playing D......is it my fault all five players were playing on one side of the ice and I was WIDE OPEN? If so...sorry. I scored the second on a two on 0. Again, I'm sorry you guys weren't playing D....AGAIN. It's not like I'm drop passing to myself between my legs while skating thru everyone. Man if only I was half as talented as people made me out to be.

Fatty made a funny.........#89

Anonymous said...

i wonder if people in the nhl complain about ringers?

Anonymous said...

Dear anonymous, otherwise known as Grammar Nazi's Proof Reader...you are correct, or you're correct! :) Welcome to my club! The force is strong with you, so I hereby dub thee, Grammar Nazi's Biotch Editor and Chief... :D

Grammar Nazi

Anonymous said...

"The force is strong with you" Hmmmm sounds like a nerd I know.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like 3 nerds I know

Anonymous said...

Borrachos cord.....yeah I won't be at practice......review my contract.....#89

LBOH said...

#s 89 & 91 - Trade in your skirts and maxipads for skates...

Say it ain't so Joe...only the lowly "special K" line will be at practice Sat?

Sounds like the 2000 Stars who thought they could turn it on and off as needed...we all know how that turned out.

Viva los Borrachos!
#16