Friday, August 31, 2007

Pure Genius

Gotta love the gusto, and inspiration, of the Stars' new billboards. They need lots more of this, leaguewide, to get some media traction.

Say it with me: Pure Genius.



Here's the story, Morning Glory.

BC
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17 comments:

Blog Alternate Captain said...

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

11:13 AM
Anonymous said...

I dont get it. They didn't all have beards last year...

12:37 PM
Anonymous said...

read the story. you know, tim donaghy, etc.
bc

4:36 PM
Anonymous said...

Rejected Billboards:

1. Unlike some NFLers we don't kill the ones that don't fight so good.

2. We shoot pucks, not HGH -- the stuff that makes baseball players heads so Giant.

3. Starting this year, tighter uniforms = bigger bulges

4. NHL -- Beckham free

5. A hockey season has more games than football but not as many as baseball, and roughly twice as many as soccer. Also, it's pretty much the exact same length as a basketball season -- 82 games.

6. Do the guys in your sport have shiny custom shafts with slightly curved blades?

7. Sure our refs are visually impaired, but they're not on the take.

8. Come on NFL, Pacman!? Really?

9. Bengals -- it rhymes with criminals.

10. Miss South Carolina says -- "I personally believe that U.S. Americans should watch more hockey such as they do in South Africa and uh the Iraq, everywhere like, such as. I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future fan base, for our children."

I think I could think up a couple of good-ones myself... anyone have some suggestions for the Stars Billboards?

8:22 AM
Anonymous said...

Your Dallas Stars, where our owner knows you're supposed to watch the Stars not dance with them.

A.T.

11:54 AM
Anonymous said...

Stars Hockey, slower than NASCAR but you won't die if you hit the wall.

A.T.

1:41 PM
Anonymous said...

Dallas Stars Hockey - Because you're a Yankee Transplant and Detroit is too far to drive to see a game.

1:47 PM
Anonymous said...

Stars Hockey: ASPCA approved.

A.T.

1:54 PM
Anonymous said...

Star Hockey: Our cheerleaders can ice skate.

3:26 PM
Anonymous said...

Dallas Hockey: At least we're not Nashville.

A.T.

4:16 PM
Anonymous said...

My Wife, sure. My dog, maybe. My skates, NEVER! - Dallas Stars Hockey

5:14 PM
Anonymous said...

Dallas Stars - we won't sign any big name free agents!

5:26 PM
Anonymous said...

The only thing our Ice Girls shave is their .........

Sirkis

6:33 PM
Anonymous said...

I don't get it

9:03 AM
Anonymous said...

Mustaches

11:24 AM
Anonymous said...

muffstace

1:09 PM
Anonymous said...

oh you mean their front bottoms?

1:20 PM

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