Summaries: Week 5

Here’s your damn summaries….bunch of freaks!

GOSH!

3 stars

1. Ray Workman – Blue Devils – 2 Assists, and oppressive defense (Blue devils 3-2 win)
2. Chris Zolle – Blue Devils – 1 goal, 1 assist (blue devils 3-2 win)
3. Chris Gallagher- Spiders – 2 goals (GWG) (brewzers 3-0 win)
Honorable Mention: Eric Johnson: Warriors- 2 goals (Warriors 2-3 loss)

Goalie of the Week: Philip Talley- Patriots: 17 saves on 17 shots – Patriots 1-0 win


Stone Cold “sack” award:
Three way tie: Brian Bradley, Robert Sirkis: Leftovers/ Larry Wade: Stickmen
Put that in your pipe and smoke it!


Spiders 3 Brewzers 0
Brewzers had no shot in this one, they should’ve just went home and cried. Chris Gallagher says, “I’m the man” while flashing the shocker as he gets two goals and Pete Clark gets the other one as the Spiders cruise 3-nil.

Patriots 1 Black Widows 0 (OT)
Another glorious textbook victory for the Patriots, in a very dramatic game. The spiders were loaded with several players from the D league Hitmen, however the Patriots D denied every attempt. It would be half way through the OT period that Jeff Eagle off a Butch Hutchinson assist would be the winning tally for the surging patriots. Tom “Terry” Yockey was once again defeated by the wind. He should really some lessons in coaching from Chris Skupien.

Stickmen 4 Leftovers 1
When we asked coach Sirkis how the game went, he responsed, “Stickmen: a lot, Leftovers: not even close.” As college football season nears, we’re now using Ohio State Stickmen, cause that’s what they are. Heck, we should just put college teams on all the names in the league. Hey, let’s go ahead and roll with that….. The UTA Leftovers had no hope though they had a goal from their ringer Jr “Caketown!” Lindamood off a Billy Quinn assist. From the Stickmen: Stef Trapp, Brad Bynom, Brian Listman, and Jeff Thomas all scored, while Henderson, Eyesermans, and Halford trio was silent.

Phantoms 3 Ice Holes 1
Yea, we put the phantoms, cause it’s pretty much that whole freakin team - minus the good players. (Kidding!) But Ryan Smith is a sack. Moving on to the game…A glorious battle ensued, and we gotta give the Komets props for stepping up. When the Komets lost Nate Hodges, they pretty much got an equal if not better replacement in Brian Brookman, so their ringer trio with Gallagher and Atkins is still complete. Ice Holes went up 1-nil when some dude named John scored. (lack of damn rosters!) Komets then rallied as Gallagher strikes as does Sean “Space Pope” Keirr, while in the third it was the great speed demon Scott Baldree who notched the third goal of the night. Komets = UT, while Ice Holes represent Notre Dame.

Blue Devils 3 Warriors 2
The New York Blue Devils pretty much hung on to win a VERY close game against the Boise St. Warriors. The great Jarrod Robinson scored on a Chris Zolle assist for the early lead for the evil empire. The game was then tied up as Eric Johnson strikes for the equalizer for the Warriors. After a scoreless 2nd period, the third was filled with juicy goodness as BD took the lead on a Scott Speelman goal, only to be nullified when Johnson struck again for the Warriors. Finally with less than four minutes left to go in the game it was Chris Zolle whose goal from Ray “Hobo” Workman and Brian Rivers would mean victory for the Diablo Azul.

Snipers 3 Puckers 2
The Texas Tech Snipers hung on for a win over the Oklahoma Puckers, as the puckers yet again come up short. Jesse Henderson made his presence known as he scores in the first for the 1-0 snipers lead. Bob Mustall would get his second point of the night on his goal late in the second for a snipers 2-0 lead. Puckers would respond on a goal from Rob Constantine with under 30 seconds left in the frame. Snipers then pretty much iced the game as Greg Martinez gets a tally midway through the third. Puckers would get a score from Kevin Luchenhoff late, but not enough.