Friday, June 15, 2007

Meeting Recap/Week 6 Preview

The meetings last night went well. Here's what was discussed for Changes in the Summer and Beyond...

-Saturday night times will be kept.

-For the Gold Division: It will become a sort of D2 division with 15 min stop time periods. Longer Seasons.

-For the Silver Division: It will be an I league in its truest form. More Practices, Less Games. A place to learn and start the game.

-For the Summer Season there will be only a 10 week season for both sides to allow syncronization of all other DPSC start dates come October. Price for the summer will be $179. Cheaper if an entire team registers.

-Both the I league and the D2 will move to pointstreak. Rosters with pictures will be mandated...hopefully they'll be enforced.

-Coordinators will actualy pay the price for allowing illegal subs by facing a 30 day suspension. The two sub rule will still be allowed.

-There will be the return of a Skills Camp/Skills Clinic for players to learn and at the same time, actualy show their skills off (radar guns, accuracy competitions, Speed Drills, ect.

-More importantly, a vote will be taken either this weekend or next from teams as a whole (Yockey will come into all the locker rooms) and you will decided if your team wants to move to the more competitive D2 league, or stay in a learning enviornment of the I League.

-Converyors will still be used to look out for ringers and officiating problems. Look for these guys to take on bigger responsibilities.

-There are a select group of people who may be asked to leave both leagues based on superior skill abilities. But the list hasnt been confirmed, or if this step will even be taken. (it was a suggestion in the meeting)

-Instead of 4-12 Week Seasons a year, the D2 will move to 3-16 week seasons. Payment plans will be allowed. This move would come in the fall.

-Possibility of Staggering the True I league and the D2 to allow practices and skills evaluation of the I league, and a possible Draft by coordinators up to D2.

-If you play in a D2 division, the argument of "This is I league" no longer applies. Get better or move down.

For the most part, that was it.

On to previews...

Snipers vs Puckers 6:30
Winner of this one still has a shot at making the championship game. Loser gets to go hid in the corner in shame.

Warriors vs Patriots 7:30
Patriots still rolling after their victory over mayhem earlier in the season will look to silence haters and heritics alike this weekend. The warriors will send their newly recruited pirates to dash the patriots hopes. The Patriots "Holy Trinity of Defense" looks to make it 3-0.

Shockers vs Spiders Platinum 7:45
Spiders will be without Nate Hodges due to what team doctors are calling a fatigued groin injury. However Whitney Freeman will make her return as the Spiders-Plat try to make it two wins in a row. In recent video examination it has been determined that Spiders goalie Nina Bonifez instead of water, drinks straight up taquila in between whistles. Shockers are hoping they can get their first win of the season.

Stingers vs Mayhem 8:45
The glorious return of His Excellency Josh Briscoe is just in time for the biggest game of the season since the Patriots defeated Mayhem at the beginning of the season. Briscoe said, "Mayhem's players can't even make empty net goals, how are they going to beat total eclipse?!" Head Coach Bobby Sirkis is in such fear of this game, that he has convienently gone on vacation this weekend. Jason "Islam" Isham said he will single handedly destroy mayhem and make Chris Duran look like Marty Turco playing the Avalanche. Winner of this game will gain a foothold on first place.

Leftovers vs Blue Devils 9pm
Blue Devils need a win to stay in first place in the silver division. They should get this win easily pending a massive collapse. Todd Smith goonery is expected to make a return. Perfect place for it. From Mark Cameron regarding his team's chances this weekend, "Don't be suprised if multiple hat tricks are scored...by me." Josh Briscoe is rumored to be playing in the game, on both sides.

Spiders vs Stickmen 10pm
If the stickmen were capable of winning any games of this season, this would be their best chance. Spiders are still reeling from their loss to the Stingers last week and will be facing one of the best goalies in the league in David Blubaugh. Only problem is the Sticks' lack of defense may turn out to be the achillies heal for the Stickmen. Jesse Henderson actualy had the nerve to predict victory, but then realised he would be playing against Rahul Sharma, in which he hung his head in frusteration.

Brewzers vs Fugaweez 10:15
Believe it or not, this is a good game to watch. Both teams mirror each other in pretty much every way. Brewzers have to win to stay moderatly close for a shot at the Keg. Jamil Jabri vs Matt Osbourne will be the matchup of choice here. Jeff Vaughan says rob a blind man, buy a beer and watch this game.

Ice Holes vs Borrachos 11:15
Borrachos are pissed. Very Pissed. After two back to back one goal losses, the borrachos are putting it all on the ice and are looking to obliterate the 1-4 Ice Holes. They should accomplish thier goal. However if its a low scoring game, the Holes might get the win.

komets practice

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Jason "Islam" Isham said he will single handedly destroy mayhem and make Chris Duran look like Marty Turco playing the Avalanche."

I didn't say that. If you were to really asked me, I'd say I would make Chris Duran look like Nate Hodges when he got depantsed by bobby sirkis.

-isham

Anonymous said...

"ping"

Jesse Gonzales said...

"make Chris Duran look like Marty Turco playing the Avalanche."

Damn Duran you goona let Nate burn you?

Anonymous said...

can't wait to hear the bitching next season in i-league. "so-and-so skated an entire shift and only fell twice EFFING RINGER!"

Anonymous said...

or better yet, this dude got the puck off the ice...twice.
KICK HIM OUT!

Blog Alternate Captain said...

everyone knows you use black magic and muslim chants when you are playing with bobby to give your team an advantage.

my skate caught an edge and went down. Sirkis hadnt scored on me before, nor has he scored on me since.

how else do you think sirkis beat hockey team.

Anonymous said...

sirkis hasn't played against you since, at least when you were on the ice.

Anonymous said...

sirkis only beat hockey team because i play on the same team as sirkis! we've beat them probably four times the past two seasons. that goal he scored was all my effort and he cashed in at the last minute. now if we could just beat the beerflyers...

-isham

Anonymous said...

"sirkis hasn't played against you since, at least when you were on the ice."

something wrong with people who refer to themselves in the third person

Anonymous said...

What are the chances all these suggestions will really happen?

If half the siver teams are moved into the gold league, the disparity of talent will still exist and the bitching will remain.

It would be nice if they were to create this D2 league with the intention of also cleaning up the Friday night D-league and giving players some legitimate stepping stones for development. Right now, the gap is too great for the average weekend warrior to handle.

Blog Alternate Captain said...

Not necessarily, the disparity of talent is mostly because of true I leaguers vs D leaguers.

if true I leaguers stay were they belong, there is no disparity.

Anonymous said...

Agreed. If you decide to play in D2 or higher, don't bitch about ringers.

Anonymous said...

can anyone play in lower league regardless of skill? or do player with more skill(read in "ringers" for all you haters)have to move up. Can you play in both?

Anonymous said...

Just a fun point of fact, the average age of the Beerflyers is 51. They have one guy in his 20's 2 in their 30's and the rest are late 40's and 50's....and Sandy. (who has actually improved her skating since the beginning of the season)

Brewzers Coach Andy T.

Anonymous said...

Wanna see some boobs?

(.)(.)

Nice Eh?

Let's talk about "Ringers", shall we?

Anonymous said...

this comment above me is hilarious!! boobs rule(not man boobs)

Anonymous said...

Mayhem vs The Ringers

Nice job on bringing in the ringers.

Anonymous said...

loser! anyone who beats mayhem must have ringers? get a life, loser.

Anonymous said...

anyone that loses, lost because of a ringer.

Anonymous said...

your mom is a ringer !

M. Falcon

#91 said...

Mordecai?

Is that you?