Friday, March 16, 2007

I league Preview: Week 6

Ice Holes vs MAYHEM 6:30pm Gold (I League game of the Night)
A possible Keg game preview. Two undefeateds tangle in this one. Mayhem has already predicted a 5-0 win. All of I league pulls for IH.

Slackers vs Stingers 7:15pm Green
Two teams out of keg contention battle for nothing. The mighty Josh Briscoe says this will be a game to forget.

Patriots vs Borrachos: 7:45pm Gold
Stuckeman vs Sharma. Haley vs Hodges. Gonzales vs Gonzales!? Who will Gonzales play for in this one? The winner of this one has a lock on 3rd and maybe 2nd.

Snipers vs Puckers: 9pm Gold
Jeff Vaughan says see the Slackers/Stingers preview.

Blue Devils vs Stickmen: 10pm Green
The Silver Division Leader faces a tough opponent in this one. Stickmen have a chance to defend Gold Division honor.

Brewzers vs Spiders: 10:15pm Gold
Brewzers are trying to hang in with a jumbled silver division. Spiders still mad from the defeat at the hands of mayhem a couple weeks ago.

Komets vs Leftovers: 11:15pm Green
We hope people can get off the ice in this game. But for some reason Jeff Vaughan declares this game to be a classic. We don’t know why.

Shockers vs Fugaweez: 11:30pm GoldApparently the Shockers and Fugaweez tangle for the 2nd time this season. Last time they met it was a shockers shootout win. But if you miss this game, Fear not! Because they tangle AGAIN in a couple weeks

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

go whore-acchos

Anonymous said...

You mean the Jackass team!

Anonymous said...

¿Quién es más macho, los borrachos o los patriotas?

Anonymous said...

i'm not pulling for the ih

Anonymous said...

RE:
Anonymous said...
You mean the Jackass team!

Tu mama es una puta!

Anonymous said...

How about speaking English for once!

Anonymous said...

Yea us Borrachos!!! Brenden Morrow will be subbing tonight in preparation for his return. I predict a good game.......can't wait!

#89

Anonymous said...

Damn!!!!!!!!! Ringers!

Anonymous said...

One handed or two handed Brendon? Hey if you don't like hockey talk en español then move to Farmers Branch - donde está solamente legal hablar en inglés!

Jesse Gonzales said...

LMFAO

Anonymous said...

YAY Ice Holes and Patriots

Anonymous said...

hodges 1 haley 0 ?

Anonymous said...

Jeff Vaughn must have known the Leftovers were going to load up with "hockey talent" for this match. There were more subs on the Leftovers bench than actual Leftovers players. Even the infamous Gallagher (not the mellon smasher) joined the Leftovers squad for this tilt.

Anonymous said...

Who was that ringer, #37, for the Borrachos?

Anonymous said...

Hey BAC, What do you you think of Sonny Bryan's latest price gouging for a pitcher of Beer? Smaller pitchers @ $7 for domestic and $9 for "import". With those strip bar prices, I want to know when we are going to get the dancers?

Anonymous said...

"hodges 1 haley 0 ?"


Yeah...I got owned.....that proves I'm not a ringer...yea!

As for 37....he was at our first game then broke his wrist....he's on the roster.

Note to coord.....need more ringers.

#89

Anonymous said...

I guess his wrist was still broken.

Anonymous said...

Hence the cast.....

#89

Anonymous said...

Noted .... will contact the OHL for ringers ...

Anonymous said...

Chris Simon is available for the rest of the season!

Blog Alternate Captain said...

re: prices/exotic dancing females

We'll be sure we get ahold of your mom.

Anonymous said...

she is holed up at my place right now. i still have 3 days left on our contract.

Anonymous said...

Why in the HELL are we playing the same team three times. That is piss poor schedueling,there are plenty of teams and we playing the same one.

Anonymous said...

hodges and sharma are offering lap dances for games. bring your def leppard tapes!

Anonymous said...

re: piss poor scheduling

it really doesn't matter what team you play, you really play against the same players....

Anonymous said...

it really doesn't matter what team you play, you are still playing against hodges and sharma.....

Anonymous said...

I heard the rumor that next season, instead of GOLD and SILVER divisions, they will be renamed HODGES and SHARMA.

Anonymous said...

Boycott the Bar until they drop the prices. The answer to greed within an economy based on capitalism is to use the power choice. Spend your money elsewhere for a couple of weeks and they will drop the price. I promise you. So start a collective I-league boycott and they will hear you. Let's fix the beer problem first, but warn them that solving the food problem is next on the list!!!

This does raise the question, "Where do we get beer during the course of this boycott?" Well you could always BYOB and hang out in the parking lot for a couple of weeks. The weather will be nice enough for it. Or go to the bar and just order water, and tell the guy when you drop your price I will buy a pitcher.

Anonymous said...

The guy at the bar will give you a number to call if you wanna bytch at someone

Blog Alternate Captain said...

whoever left the sharma/hodges comment....

freakin comedy man.
freakin comedy.

back to capitalism talk...

Anonymous said...

one can fit alot of beer into a hockey bag, esp like the one Sharma carries. He has a big bag...

Anonymous said...

wait for it





wait for it





wait for it





....of nothing?

Anonymous said...

hodges wears little pasties that are so HOT, but sharma will really grind on you.

Anonymous said...

I think BAC has adopted a piss poor attitude about the beer price gouging - jeez is he getting a cut of the proceeds? And why end on a your mama insult? tsk, tsk, I expected more...

Blog Alternate Captain said...

appologies sir. We've been on a your momma rant for the last couple days...kind of a generational thing...spring break and all...

We do agree, beer prices have accelerated...

A boycott would be a very touchy thing to do: its the actual production companies for the brew that dictate the price for the Starscenter to buy...a boycott would only probably cause the barkeeps and so to NOT buy labbatts....why buy a beer to sell if no one buys it?

So becareful my elder friends...

Anonymous said...

It was the Crossbar verion of the shocker. And on St Patties day too. Kind of like the crap we are getting from the oil companies and TXU. The beerflation is one more wound to the old pocket book, which is hard to take when trying to set aside money for league fees. BTW - apologies accepted - the whole visual you created with that comment - yeeeich!

Anonymous said...

maybe it is the starscenter's way to get money from the people who play for free all the damn time....ie subs and such