Monday, June 18, 2007

Week 6 I league Recap

3 Stars
1. Otto Bielss: Shockers- 3 Goals, 2 Assists (GWG) Shockers 5-2 win
2. Matt Osbourne: Fugaweez- 2 Goals, Fugaweez 4-1 win.
3. Jack Stuckeman: Borrachos- 1 Goal, 1 Assist, Borrachos 6-2 win.

Honorable Mention: Roland Widmann: Stingers- 1 goal, 1 Assist, Stingers 4-2 win

Goalie of the week: Jesse Gonzales: 10 saves/10 Shots, shutout: Patriots 1-0 win. 24 saves/26 shots, 1 Assist: Borrachos 6-2 win.

Stingers 4 Mayhem 2
Obviously still feeling the effects of their loss to the Patriots, Mayhem drops another one, this time to a red hot stingers squad. Mayhem actually had the lead in this one, on a goal from Trevor Lichy and one from Robert Gullinese, both coming in the first period. Stingers would get a much needed goal late in the period from Roland Widmann to trim the Mayhem lead to one. The second period was all Stingers who fire off three goals. Euless hockey messiah Josh Briscoe scores on the prettiest play in I league thus far on a tic tack toe play from Mike Best and Jason “Werewolf” Isham. Also scoring on the night was Greg Carter on a the game winner via a nice play in front of the Mayhem net and Mike Best from Dan Finili and Widman for the fourth and final goal. From Briscoe after the game, “For all those interested, you can go to Mayhem’s new website at Mayhemblows.com”. Also discovered on the night was the secret to the Stingers success this season…..Team Underwear Sharing.

Patriots 1 Warriors 0
Patriots still feeling overjoyed by their glorious shutout win over Mayhem earlier in the season get yet another shutout, this time in abuse of the scrappy Warriors squad. In a game which could have been a lot worse, the Patriots missed several open nets and caught a couple pipes, not to mention Warriors keeper Phillip Talley played out of his mind in this game. Patriots outshot the Warriors 8-0 in the first, but still found themselves tied at 0-0. The Second and Third periods had more of the same, dominating Patriots hockey, with sporadic Warrior counterattacks, all snuffed out by Patriots goalie Jesse Gonzales. For the second straight week the Patriots found themselves in the extra period. It took 14 seconds into the frame before Nate Hodges scores on a sassy top shelf goal on a great Steve Benfield give and go play for the winner as the Patriots clinch a playoff spot. The Millennium Falcon is the official vehicle of the Patriots hockey club. The Sharma/Vaughan/Hodges Trinity once again worked wonders as they put a show on for the conveyors who watched the game.

Fugaweez 4 Brewzers 1
The Fugaweez are on fire as they win yet again to crawl within a game of 2nd place in the silver divison. Fugs get two goals from Matt Osbourne while Carl Thomson and Damon Lacey score in a game that was completely dominated by the Fugaweez. The score had a 4-0 fugs lead until Ken Thom scored for the Brewzers who are all but out of the Keg race. Great goaltending by Fugs keeper Creighton Bowsher, stops 15 of 16. Fear the Fugs.

Borrachos 6 Ice Holes 2
Borrachos win big in this one and look to have found their groove with a couple games left this season. Ice Holes actually had the lead on a Jason Junker goal, however it would be all Borrachos pretty much after that. Dan Stuckeman fires off a couple goals, followed up by Jim Stuckeman who got two more goals. Not to be outdone, Jaaaaaaaaaack “Where’s Zack” Stuckeman for the 5-1 lead. To cap the night off Sean “Super Ringer” Haley scores to complete the Borrachos’ massacre. Ice Holes get one more off a Steve Junker goal, but no more. Some people might say this game was dominated by ringers, however the non-ringer side of the borrachos had the best game of their careers as players like Todd Kilgore, John Cervantes, Igor Teplitsky and Steve Livesay (amongst others) actually touched, passed, shot and advanced the puck. We tip our cap to these warriors.

Puckers 2 Snipers 1
Puckers bounce right back from their tough loss last week to Chris Gallagher’s Komets, in a very good win over the snipers. Puckers still are within striking distance of the keg game, but have to play near perfect hockey the rest of the way to make it. Puckers started this one on a Rick Gregory goal from Chris Kirton and Gary Bodner. With under 2 minutes left in the period the snipers tied it on a Kevin Cook strike for the equalizer. The second period had the Puckers up for good on a goal from Steve Niekamp from Guy Riggs. This one would hold up for the game winner as Casey Jenkins denies 16 of 17 shots on the night. Snipers racked up a total of 18 minutes in penalties in this game, and Ken Halford wasn’t ejected? Shocking.


Spiders 4 Stickmen 1
Spiders stay pace with the Stingers with a solid win over the battle weary Stickmen. Stickmen actually had the lead in this one on a 90 foot shot from outside the blueline from Jesse “Dy-no-mite” Henderson. The lead would stay until the beginning of the second when Alex Adkins would get the tying goal. The third period would be all Spiders who get one from Andrew Patti and Kris Navarro, while Adkins would get his second late in the third. Stickmen tried using Ohio State Eye Black as a good luck charm in this game. From Alex Eysermans’ after the game regarding the makeup “I don’t know why we tried this gay idea. This one is worst than the time Jesse wanted us all to wear mini skirts on the ice.” Back to hockey…Spiders will have their hands full as they have to do battle with Mayhem.

Blue Devils 2 Leftovers 0
The outcome of this one was never in question really. The great David Ogle would score on a helper from Ray “Dancing Flamingo” Workman for an early 1-0 advantage. The evil empire would then get another one in the second, this time from the hot Gloria Buehl on a tremendous feed from Todd “Barry Bonds” Smith. Leftovers only threw 6 shots at the Blue Devils net, a pretty easy job for Phil Garlow. Blue Devils are still in complete control of their division and are only a couple wins short of making the keg game for the second straight season. Also in a transaction note, the Blue Devils have been having friendly negotiations with the Patriots in a cooperative agreement. One wonders what this means for the Silver Keg…

Shockers 5 Spiders Plat 2
Shockers get their first win of the season in a hard fought battle. The Shockers came loaded in this one as Otto Bielss gets the hat trick and two helpers while Bryan Voskuil gets two goals and two helpers of his own in the winning cause. Spiders tried to make a rally when trailing 3-0 in the third, getting two goals from Lynn Kresta. But a spiders team lacking Freeman and Hodges still lacked a punch seen in other games. Spiders Goalie: Nina Bonifaz battled like a champion, trying to hold her team in this one, but too much firepower for the shockers in this one.

Playoff Possibilites: With only a couple weeks left in the silver and one week left in the Gold, this is how things will be looking for the playoffs.

Gold Division
: Patriots, Stingers, Spiders have secured a playoff spot. Question is where will they be seeded. Mayhem must win to clinch a spot, however the warriors aren’t out of the hunt yet, as a win over the borrachos and a mayhem loss gets the warriors into the dance.


Silver Division:

Blue Devils are sitting very nice right now with a great record, a slew of head to head tiebreakers and a mighty Goals Against stat. One win in their next two should get them into the keg game. However these two games are against the Komets and the Puckers. Not an easy Task.
Komets have an advantage for one, because of a game in hand they have over the Puckers and the Blue Devils. Also the Tiebreaker over the Puckers could be huge in the end. But a Snipers team bent on spoilers could mean trouble for Los Komets. Also, the komets have the Blue Devils and Fugaweez to deal with, two teams also in the championship hunt.
Puckers will have to win out for the most part to get into the keg game. Their loss to the Komets really hurt their keg chances, but this is a very talented team who could beat the Komets or Blue Devils if matched with.
Fugaweez are the hottest team in the league as they are scoring at will and have a pretty easy schedule ahead playing the Spiders Plat and Leftovers. However they have a finale against the Komets which would certainly have keg implications.






73 comments:

#91 said...

Big ups to Thor, Steveo, Deano, & Johnny, & Igor.

Unknown said...

The Borracho's are back baby! What great game by everyone and Nate...It's Cervantes, not Vervantes!!!!

Show Johnny some love!

#89 said...

Yea us and stuff!!! We rock. Jim Stuckman.....I love you.




#89

Blog Alternate Captain said...

stupid C's next to V's on keyboards...

Anonymous said...

Gonzales the goalie of the week again? Nate you must be gay.

Anonymous said...

Please update to show that Matt Walker scored the loan goal for the Brewzers. It was a lazer from the point and I feel he should get his due. Thanx!

Unknown said...

I love you Sean Haley and your Zubov like saucer passes!

#91 said...

Ok ... it's getting a little awkward

Anonymous said...

Oh no, now Otto is going to be accused of being a ringer.

Anonymous said...

Wow, congrats Jim Stuckeman! 10 goals and NO assists. You must feel great about that.

Psst, hey, don't tell anyone but I saw this kid at Chuck E Cheeses who is pretty good a skee ball but I think you can take him Jim Stuckeman. Then eat his pizza and kick his Sprite over. That will make you feel good? Will it Jim Stuckeman?

Anonymous said...

Anyone else feel that the blogs are getting bigger just like the BAC's head?

Anonymous said...

10 goals and 0 assists just means when he shoots, he scores. leaves no rebounds for others....

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it that the BAC was 3-0 in tussles after the games!

Blog Alternate Captain said...

RE: 61 in red...

maybe you should just learn to play defense?

Anonymous said...

SNAP

Anonymous said...

As for "tussles after the game"...

Fighting in the I league is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.

Anonymous said...

That sounds a little politically incorrect a-hole.

Anonymous said...

Didn't the fights happen in the crossbar?

Anonymous said...

please update that the Spiders 2nd goal was Andrew Patti and not Mike Reeceves although the goal never would have happened if not for Mike's hard work in the corner... Good show!

Anonymous said...

Thanks Andrew!

Anonymous said...

please credit jason islam with an assist on all stinger goals. for without the help of allah, no goals could ever be scored.

Anonymous said...

what's with the all al qaeda scoring title - sharma, isham, stuckeman

Blog Alternate Captain said...

how in the hell is stuckeman an arabian name

the lad is quite white

Unknown said...

My name is German....

Al Queda...ha!

Anonymous said...

Jim is German?

BTW, you've got a nice butt. Haley also, Jason not so much.

Anonymous said...

on the reason jason doesn't have a 'nice' butt. please see the player profile. i think we can put 2 and 2 together and figure out who wears the pants in the islam/olson relationship

#89 said...

"Wow, congrats Jim Stuckeman! 10 goals and NO assists. You must feel great about that."

That just mean that we Barrachos have 10 assists.....besides, it's not his fault I can't score when he passes to me. Jim, keep the passes coming, and I'll keep trying.

I have a nice butt?? Jesse? Is that you?

If not.......who are you? Giggity!



#89

Unknown said...

LOL! Thanks man!

Anyway, you are going to put in at least 2 next game, I know it...I am going to try to get a couple assist's so everybody quits bitching! Get a life #61!

Super Ringer Haley rules and yes, that was probably Jesse with the but remarks! Ahhh...loving having a "funny" goalie! You never know what to expect!

Right Hodges? LOL!

Anonymous said...

"what's with the all al qaeda scoring title - sharma, isham, stuckeman"

sharma is an indian name. isham is an english name. and you are a complete dumbass to suggest stuckeman.

Blog Alternate Captain said...

it's quite invigorating...

6 said...

Hey Red 61. I have been playing beer league hockey a long time and I have never seen such whining in my life. Why don't you just appreciate the game and shut up

Stucky 6

Unknown said...

HA HA...Dad is on the blog! Glad you figured it out old man!

Here's to Stucky 6!!!

VIVA LOS BORRACHOS!

Anonymous said...

jeff vaughn will not be at the game this weekend. he stepped in front of his own slap shot and committed suicide sunday right after the other team scored their 11th goal in his c-league game. his dying words were, "damn ringers and i was only a -3"

Unknown said...

LMAO!

37 said...

The only players who whine are people who can't do CRAP. We have some players on our team who never whine about anything and this is a team who only talked about trying to improve after a 9-1 mayhem loss.


BORRACHOS!!!

Anonymous said...

Let's add in the "Bad Sportsmanship player of the Week". Let's start with Borrachos' Jack Stuckeman (#37). He loses possession of the puck late in the game; the Ice Holes cheer hard; Stuckeman gets mad and slams his stick in front of the Ice Holes' bench-board, and then tries to injure an Ice Hole further down the ice. Behavior equalling a teenager rather than a mature adult.

Anonymous said...

For Dan Stuckeman -- are you still playing Goaltender for the JD Highlanders of the A or B League? Have you ever gotten into a fight with Eddie Hollon, goaltender of the Heelions'?

Unknown said...

He didn't try to injure anyone! The bad sportsmen were the Ice Holes that didn't shake hands after the game. Hockey is a physical game even if you don't intend it to be so.

EVERYTHING stays on the ice whether it's good or bad. All of us have had times when we were sticked, slashed or ran into someone and it hurts, but you know what? You Effing get up...congrat your teammates on a tough game and you get in line and shake hands.

Just like Jack said, we lost 9-1 to the Mayhem and we all stood proud and shook hands. All I see here are a bunch of crying babies.

Anonymous said...

That is why they are called Ice holes.....because they're ice holes.

Anonymous said...

Mmmmm...Jeff Vaughan...Oh, how I Love that man!

Nate, I totally see what you see in him.

I admit it. I too have a man-crush on Jeff Vaughan!

Anonymous said...

Jeff Vaughan didn't commit suicide in his C league loss on sunday. Such an action would imply simple mortality. Instead he dove as if he was an infielder to make a hold at the blueline. Fans there were blinded by its sheer greatness.

M. Falcon

#91 said...

LMFAO!!!

Can anyone stop the Borrachos ... I heard the Jesus tried.

#91 said...

Mordecai ... please call me ... I miss you

Anonymous said...

"on the reason jason doesn't have a 'nice' butt. please see the player profile. i think we can put 2 and 2 together and figure out who wears the pants in the islam/olson relationship"

bobby sirkis you surprise me again. i didn't know boys from rogers texas knew how to add.

-isham

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Jesse Gonzales said...

"I have a nice butt?? Jesse? Is that you?

If not.......who are you? Giggity!"


Would you like for it to be me?

Jesse Gonzales said...

"Super Ringer Haley rules and yes, that was probably Jesse with the but remarks! Ahhh...loving having a "funny" goalie! You never know what to expect! "

Ready for that hat trick this weekend? :)

Jvaughan said...

jeff vaughan is not dead. he was frozen in carbonite. he will be ready for the castle run.

m. falcon

37 said...

Thank you. Jim is absolutly right and I would NEVER try to injure anyone. Stop whining and play the game

Anonymous said...

I think I'm person that 37 'supposedly' tried to injure at the end of the game.

I wasn't offended by the play (it's hockey) and, even though we lost, I enjoyed the game.

I don't like when people complain...let's just play!

BTW, after the game, I'm pretty sure I shook everyone's hand. Shame on those who didn't.

Anonymous said...

OMG you guys are retarded! I am glad to see you are all up to your typical BullSh*t! This is why Keith needs to demolish the "I" league and start over! Player evaluations are a must! everyone in the league should be ashamed of themselves!!!!! you people give rec hockey a bad name! Now I see why so many of you are leaving Euless for other rinks!!!!!

Anonymous said...

^ doucebags (excluding 5 for fighting)

Anonymous said...

I feel shame. Thanks Dad.

Anonymous said...

BAC was 1 for 2... the 3rd got called off halfway through. "third rule of fight club... fights will go on as long as they have to." His win was due to mad dribbling skills with craniums and his loss was assisted by the house.

Jvaughan said...

the first rule of crossbar fight club is:




YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT CROSSBAR FIGHT CLUB!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

i just signed this guy for the playoffs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjZrkdYKCFM

Anonymous said...

the bac writes more bs.after reading the blog or horseblog i realized that some of the patriot players are a legend in their own hands. your not that good. as for all of the dh bad mouth mayhem,you must fear them because your always talking about them. get a life.

Blog Alternate Captain said...

we were waiting for the above comment to finally show up.

So great.

Unknown said...

Who's ready to play some some fing hockey!

Anonymous said...

All of these comments and noone has questioned the Stingers for sharing underwear. What kind of league is this! GAY!

Anonymous said...

Briscoe once got in a fight at the crossbar. He made a recording of his opponents death throes, and now goes to sleep to it every night

Anonymous said...

i'm a legend in you mom's hand




-Lord N.B.H. Esq

Anonymous said...

BAC, can we get a preview of this weeks games?

Blog Alternate Captain said...

Soon my son. Soon.

Anonymous said...

your a legend in your mom's and dad's mouth

Anonymous said...

i'll call you tic-tac, put it on your sweater and wear it proud