Sunday, July 27, 2008

Here We Go, Again

This ought to be a quick write-up, Pointstreak missed every game this week. Since I ain't that smart, working from memory will take very little time.

But first, I want to thank everyone who signed my Phil Talley picture. With a notice to his Mom, I will be bringing it out to next week's game to make sure that everyone has an opportunity to send their wishes to his family. It will likely be on the pool table in the crossbar from start to finish of the night.

Whalers _, Hitmen _


I saw the conclusion of this game but I do not remember the score. Both teams looked strong, to quite strong. I think that the Whalers skated away with a one point victory. Plenty of new faces on the rink, all around.

Puckers _, DFW Titans _


What an amazing game! Back and forth through three periods of non-stop Full-Throttle® Hockey. The Titans constructed countless offensive rushes, only to see most of them dismantled by the always poised Donaghue. The Puckers were continually counter punching, but the Titans were able to slip most of them, but not without the penalties piling up. Too bad I didn't see any of it. So up your ziggy with a wawa brush!

Patriots _, Privateers _


I know that the score wasn't very close at the end but it was right up until the third period's closing minutes. Joel's frustration was palpable as the Pat's on all fronts impeded his every action. And, if that were not enough, the Patriots were scoring with increasing frequency. His best effort at the end of the second found nothing but the cuff of Ellis' trapper. Later he does get an assist and the 'Teers erupted on the bench, but it was too little too late.

Stickmen _, Silverwings _


I am sure that the Sticks won this one, from what I hear the Wings are struggling to even field a team. David Blubaugh handles the entire game to make-up for his ditching of the team in the past play-offs. Troy Ramsey, of the Silverwings, was completely disheartened by what was no doubt the worst loss of the session to date and sought refuge in the parking lot. He and his captain, Bryan Brookman, were discussing how to leave town without anyone noticing.

Blue Devils _, Brewzers _


The Devils had to make do with Ellis in net for the first half of the game while Blubaugh fulfilled his obligations. And the bell was answered, by George. All of the Brewzers best efforts were thwarted until the late stages of the game (in yo' face Blubaugh!) even Nidal sees his sure thing goal go over top of the three man pile-up sliding into the net and careen off of Ellis' blocker into the glass. The crowd leapt to its feet and Ellis took a bow. Some other stuff happened and the Devils won the game.

Iceholes _, Grave Diggers _


The Diggers win the first face-off, make a couple of passes and shoot, taking the lead with only twelve seconds ticking-off the clock. If only the game had ended there. The Holes tie it up in the second on a break-away then in the final second Joe throws a slapshot from just inside the blueline that goes off the blocker and arcs over the Goalie and into the net, horn blows, third period . . . The Diggers tried to play aggressive but ended up surrendering the puck to several odd-man rushes, gaining few realistic scoring chances, and no scores at all. The Holes get one late and the Diggers are left to contemplate their future.

Komets _, Snipers _


Matt Walker's debut as starting goalie for the Snipers ends in tragedy (I guess, I didn't see a minute of it) but it wasn't all smiles on the Komet's bench as this was the last game for charter Komet member and former coordinator, Bruce Frankel. At least he goes out on top, there was plenty of beer flowing at the after party. Good luck in Cali, Bruce.

Chiefs _, Moose _


I watched the first period from the bench, and when I left the Chiefs were winning, it's just the Moose though, let's not think we've found some kind of panacea. Next week should be a very even match when they face the Titans. Aaaah, remember the Titans? Whatever.




Seen any good movies lately?


I hate you, POINTSTREAK!


Need something else to read today?

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Komets over the Snipers, 7 - 5 I believe.

Hitmen over the Whalers too... I think by two points.

* -- now for the round numbers from a flawed memory -- *
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Komets shots on goal: 44?
Snipers shots on goal: 16?

Hitmen shots on goal: 35?
Whalers shots on goal: 14?

Rest of the night was a blur!

intermodal said...

4-2 Titans over Puckers.

Mike Kirkland had the third and fourth goals, with the fourth being an easy empty netter at the end. The second Puckers goal was on a power play with Chris in the box.

Also, the Titans looked ridiculous in those grey jerseys that were too small for most of them. Can't the rink get a few XL and XXL jerseys for its loaner bin? Hopefully they won't have to play against any other teams that wear red this season.

Anonymous said...

oh yeah... and a hat trick for Dustin Nation of the Komets.

bcIII said...

Thank you, SNH special correspondants.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't call my debut in net a tragedy, I mean I did find what my weakness is, but so did the Komets. And I faced something like 40 shots, and I only let in 7. Thats pretty average for a I league goalie, I think.

Anonymous said...

PointStreak is getting some data updates from Yockey today...

Anonymous said...

Hey..???

You guys deleting posts again??

'cuz I don't see the string of "the Teers rock your world Euless!!" anymore???

5-1?

.750?

Anonymous said...

I'm so sorry. I didn't know we were supposed to care about hte privateens.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget Chilly Willy became a hockey whore and played in every game. Looks like he's a hired gun or at least the big version of Nate.

Anonymous said...

It's cool. We still rock your world, we just lost a game.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha, what kind of lonely asshole actually follows stats for other players in the Euless I league? Now I know why you don't want to use your name.

Anonymous said...

Ask any of the 3 goalies in the league... they all know ALL the league save stats... well at least the ones that are bigger than their pads.

Anonymous said...

yeah... those three goalies are some stat following fat asses. What's not pathetic about that?

Anonymous said...

we seem to have hit a nerve...

Anonymous said...

Goalies reflect their own stats cause they look the marshmellowmen in the pads they wear. Fatass goalies have fat stats with fat padding. EXAMPLE: David Blubaugh.

Anonymous said...

Ryan is sitting out the weekend before the wedding so we are taking noisemakers advice... This is the sub.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/soundswillkill/untitled-3.jpg

Anonymous said...

It appears she sat out last weekend, too...

Anonymous said...

Wanted to thank you ALL for a great league over the years. Best adult hockey on the planet!

I'll be playing adult league hockey in (of all places) La Jolla, CA. But this DOES NOT mean I will EVER become a Ducks fan (or a Padres fan or surfer dude...)

Cheers - Bruce "Old #33 KOMETS" Frankel

Anonymous said...

Yeay! No more surfer dudes! God speed Bruce. You are an inspiration my man. Truely; A GREAT guy too, by the way. You never had a bad word for anyone ('cept maybe Refs).

Anonymous said...

Hey Bruce, it doesn't matter where you live as long as your loyal to the Cowboys and the Stars. Best of luck to you. Please stay in touch on this blog.

Anonymous said...

Wait, how do you KNOW all of the other goalies know their stats? Do you have a peephole camera in Ellis' house? Do you watch Blubaugh while he sleeps? I bet you tapped Matt Sexton's phone line, you creepy stalker. I know you aren't one of them, because they are all solid dudes who bravely post with their names despite the threat of old guys, drunks, and apparently, preteens.
If you're going to make fun of me for being bad and short (by the way, good job on ripping the lid off of it), grow a pair of balls and use your real name.
I know your mom will probably get mad at you for using her computer to say mean things, but it's probably time you moved out of her house anyway.

Anonymous said...

trash talk on here is weak. can we come up with a different phrase than 'grow a pair of balls'?

Anonymous said...

yeah... 'cause REAL MEN don't play with balls...

http://images.cafepress.com/image/14491129_400x400.jpg

Anonymous said...

3 goalies in the league ouch... I maybe in need of a team (will know more after the next 2 weeks)... Any openings? I will be playing for the privateers this week, just LMK

Anonymous said...

I believe it was heard in Duncanville one Friday night...

"We're down 4-3 and only have 6 shots... what's it gonna take to win?"

To which the response was...

"Just 4 more shots, she can't stop a thing."

Anonymous said...

Their goalie's a she?

I would have lost that bet...

Anonymous said...

She's a she...

...in a Rosie O'Donnell sort of way...

Anonymous said...

Weaker than say, posting several anonymous comments to make it look as if more than one person in this league gives a shit about me either way? Or making stupid ass junior high remarks about my appearance thinking I'm vain enough to care? I don't know what I did to you on or off ice to make you actually remember something from Duncanville (seriously? what was that like, more than a year ago? did you write that exchange down?) or to make you resort to such asinine crap, but man up and get over it. You're showing yourself as a petty douche.
Yeah, I was originally bothered by being called out for being bad (i thought that was a given for true i leaguers?) multiple times by someone who can't even use their name, but considering the nature of your remarks, I imagine it's for fear of being revealed as a butter troll and/or an even worse player. So, whatevs. Carry on.

Anonymous said...

I didn't post the Rosie comment...
(so it looks like you have two fans!)

I for one think you're kinda cute...

in a Jr. High sorta way.

:)

Anonymous said...

If I recall it right. When Ryan went up against the Patriots last season, she stoned Rahul Sharma on a breakaway.

Anonymous said...

butter troll. that is better that telling someone to grow a pair.

Antoine D'Aubernoun said...

Re: anonymous posters

Given how easy it is to sign up for Google, I think we can safely assume that any anonymous poster who says something that seems like it might be meant to get you riled up is a troll. It's no big deal, Ryan, seriously...stop feeding them and they'll stop bothering. They won't post with their names because then you'd find out that they had only 2 assists and 4 penalty minutes to show for all last season, and then you'd have something to use against 'em.

Randy...
Privateers (lapsed), #8

Anonymous said...

Funny how the schedule worked out... Guess we'll see you all this Saturday :)

That is if you don't start the JV goalie again?

and #8, look for me close to the net... I'll be sure to say HI!