Sunday, May 04, 2008

Welcome to Euless, B!+<#E$

Another new team? All of the results make it to Pointstreak. Privateers get a Euless welcome. Diggers get a win?

Stickmen(2-1-0) 1, Spiders(1-2-0) 0

It took just two minutes and twelve seconds for Damon Flores to net the game winner in this game with a sweet screen/deflection past Spider's goalie Nina Bonifaz. The Sticks then show complete faith in their netminder and allow a nearly two for one shooting differential. They even go so far as to earn all of the games penalties (six minutes). But Blubaugh pulls (more than) his weight, gaining a shut-out victory on twenty-nine shots. I guess that confidence is deserved, it doesn't hurt that the Spider's bench was half full (half empty?).

Blue Devils(2-1-0) 5, DFW Titans(1-2-0) 3

The first period was all Titans, the Blue Devil's net was empty. Lincoln Foster gets two goals, Jake Jordan one. The Titans were riding high on a three goals to none advantage when David Blubaugh showed up on the scene. With the net secure the Devils put a hurtin' on the Titans. Five goals in seven minutes including a hat trick from Joshua Schechter. By the time the third period rolled around both teams were gassed but not enough that the Devils couldn't stave off Dan Glein's (1 goal, 2 assists) double minor. Titans will have to turn on their power play next time.

Brewzers(2-1-0) 2, Puckers(1-2-0) 0

Both teams show up with short benches but the Brewzers bring the only man they needed: Ken Thomas. In the first period he beats Donaghue single handed. He would have to wait until the third to net the only other goal of the game. It was Patrick Donaghue making a gargantuan effort to keep his Puckers in it, sometimes he looked to be the only one. The rest of the team collects thirty-two minutes of penalties including two game misconducts, apparently Constantine can't handle being left off of the scoresheet. I would be angst ridden too if they named a crappy movie after me (mental note: google film names). For his part, Mike Moore seems to be putting his demons behind him. Two wins in a row for the Brewzers, who saw that coming?

Warriors(1-2-0) 3, Komets(0-3-0) 2

The Komets start off strong, with two goals (M. Gallagher, Gigliotta) and own the first period. Never fear, the Warriors are very used to playing from behind (just ask about that Lehr Mindo shower incident) and in their usual fashion, the offense starts clicking. With Chuck "Hansen" Dolbee's goal at the end of the first, and Sean Griffin's tieing score at the beginning of the third, the stage was set for Travis Lehr to net the dramatic unassisted game winner. Brent Bryant was overwhelmed as his defense chased and screened in front and could only stop 21 of the 24 shots.

Patriots(3-0-0) 2, Snipers(2-1-0) 1

Two periods of skating preceded this amazing, exciting, crazy eleven minute game. Long after Mike Moore made his five for five appearance, Rahul Sharma (known for playing fast and loose) decides to skate the puck up between his own net and two Snipers, a gap of about six inches. Who would have imagined that it would end with the puck in his own net? With the performance of starting goalie Matt Sexton in the Sniper net it looked like this bonehead goal would hold-up. It took the best of the Patriot playmaking to fling one past him to tie it up, but in keeping with the fluky night, Brad Allen gets an easy one past Sexton for the lead. With the game in hand, Ellis (known for playing fast and loose) decides to throw a pass to Jamil Al Jabri from the top of the right circle to center ice. With less than ten seconds on the clock, Steve Benefield makes the save for Ellis and the Pats secure their third win in a team effort.

Iceholes(3-0-0) 2, Privateers (2-1-0) 1

The Holes give that Euless welcome with a good swift kick in the Privateers! Jon Bird scores early with a sweet deke to Ryan Haley's back side, and the Privateers rally round with aggressive puck possesion. The Holes looked just as staunch leaving observers wondering if the refs were watching the game at all. It takes until the third period for anyone else to score, and it's Cody Payne who evens it up for the Privateers... Only to see the Iceholes grab it back fifteen seconds later (Jon Bird, again). After turning a blind eye to the violence in the first thirty two minutes of play, the refs put the Privateers on the power play. But the Holes have never quivered at the prospect of holding a one goal lead and manage to hold-off all six privateers for the remaining minute with only their four skaters. IN YO' FACE DUNCANVILLE!

Silverwings(3-1-0) 5, Moose(0-1-0) 1

A lot of people have been asking me,"Whatever happened to Sergio Castillo?". I know it's frustrating, he seems to be in the bar after the games but is he playing? Well, wonder no more. Sergio scores unassisted at thirty three seconds into the first then finishes the Jason Neal play for his second goal. In the first minute of the second he is the trigger man for Sharma and Brookman, then does his own thing to collect his fourth goal. I think at this point he went up to the cross bar leaving the game in the hands of the remaining Silverwings. Roy Haenselman spoils the shut-out. Oh, and Corey Howard scores, also. The Moose (Mooses? Meese? Moosai?) missed out on their practice session, better luck next time.

Gravediggers(1-2-0) 2, Chiefs(0-2-1) 1, OT

Somebody had to win. Ben Stillwagon, the only hope for a Chief win, puts up a stupendous effort, but the puck seldom leaves his end of the ice. It's Randy Chappel who gets the fortunate bounce and puts the Diggers in the unfamiliar position of protecting a lead. But they play the roll well... For all but the final thirty seconds of regulation. With an empty net, Coach Nate Hodges devises an ingenious isolation, screen shot and with Ryan Brett in front of the Diggers net all alone, he deftly deflects Lee Morgan's shot in on Jon Ellis. With the previous periods of play as a pattern, it looked as if this game could go all night. But the hockey gods smile (for once) on the Diggers and Stillwagon is handcuffed halfway through the over time period by Joel Gigliotta. Will Stillwagon ever get his much deserved win? Yeah, this is I-league.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

Were those first two games we won against established teams not a Euless welcome?

Anonymous said...

nope. you cheated

Antoine D'Aubernoun said...

How uncool of us to just play better. Ah well...this loss will just insure we get an easier schedule the rest of the way. ;-)

P.S.-- How sadly mistake you are if you think we're carrying Duncanville's banner...

Anonymous said...

LOL Hey guys you need to learn everything here is almost total BS... Just roll with it and dont take it so personal!

Antoine D'Aubernoun said...

Wait...I thought I was joining in the BS when I said we won because we played better, not because we cheated. ;-)

Anonymous said...

"Ellis (known for playing fast and loose)" ... That's what she said!

Anonymous said...

the gamesheet in pointstreak for the puckers/brewzers is all wrong. Several players are missing from both sides, that actually played.

Anonymous said...

actually, we totally did cheat. everyone knows i'm actually 12 and not supposed to be playing in this league. too late now, bitches!
p.s.- i don't know what duncanville told you, they're just bitter 'cause we drank their championship beer and never called them again.
p.s.s.-stop talking about my back side.

Anonymous said...

haha. this ryan haley guy is awesome.

Ellis, buy me one of those tux jersey's for "decisions" in the pats game

hodges

Anonymous said...

haha, thanks, but i'm not a guy.

Anonymous said...

Nate wishes you were. No brown eye for you this time nate

bcIII said...

Ryan,
your backside was totally open, and you play too deep... that sounds vaguely erotic, right?

Antoine D'Aubernoun said...

I know *I'm* aroused right now...

Anonymous said...

if by "erotic" you mean "totally gross", then yes.

Anonymous said...

damn you all

hodges

Anonymous said...

I'm blind!!! I'm deaf!!! I wanna be a ref!!!

"I didn't see him kicking you." You were STANDING OVER the guy kicking, you ^%$#ing moron.

No call. Full-on check from the circle. 5 lame goddam minutes. Trips all over - no call.

No fear, except it's better on the resume if you don't have popped knees or a black eye from some (*&^-sucker's stick in rec-league no-check(ya) hockey so you can hang with your kids on Sunday.
No call.

Have a nice &^%ing day. You refs are the worst, you couldn't ref in Oklahoma. You'd never make it home anywhere north of *(&^ing Kansas.

Anonymous said...

whats this guys problem? some one should schedule him and x ray of his ass so we can see what is in it

Anonymous said...

Sounds like he had his @$$ handed to him...

Anonymous said...

probably medium rare and on a silver platter

Anonymous said...

is that the guy that got kicked out of the game for yelling at the ref's from the bench?

Anonymous said...

The whiney Komets are at it again.

bcIII said...

He may have been a little irrational but, I do agree with him. The ref's are here for our protection and it sucks when they don't do their job and people get all wound-up until some one does get hurt. I'm all for enthusiasm, and passion, et al, but if they can't maintain the peace in a non-checking league then they should be ref-ing for the kids.

Antoine D'Aubernoun said...

We'd have been happier in Duncanville if the refs had been able to keep things from getting medieval. After a certain point, things escalate when the player feel they have to protect themselves...and then there are suspensions. Hopefully this doesn't turn out to be a big problem.

Randy...
Privateers #8

Anonymous said...

dude, this is hockey. who cares if you get kicked in the face. you weren't that good looking anyway.

Anonymous said...

I'm not taking any sides as far for the officiating. Every ref is different. Some will let everything go and let the players play on. Others will call a penalty if you sneeze or scratch your ass.

Yes, I agree with some of you. There should have been more penalties called. And I personally should have been called for a couple of more penalties for my actions. But, the main thing is they were consistant with the way they officiated the game.

You never want an official to be one-sided and call everything on one team and nothing on the other team. We only look for consistantcy in officials.

For some of you coming from Duncanville. If you don't like the officiating here. Just wait! You will have Double-Vision Olson calling your games. You either going to love him or hate him really quick!

Anonymous said...

olson reffed a few really early on in duncanville. that guy is a dream compared to that asshat thorpe that we had to deal with. he gave my brother a penalty for getting checked in the head. i'm totally serious.

Anonymous said...

I don't know assclown Thorpe. But, if the stories are true about him. Please keep him Duncanville.

Anonymous said...

wouldn't complain to much about that stuff. i don't know the name of the ref but some how my bro got highsticked in the face right in front of the ref, bleeding, and some how he was thrown out of the game.

Anonymous said...

Mark Zemens and Greg Niemi were the officials that night. Niemi is a former I-League coach at Euless. He has an easygoing personalty and he is a very nice person. He almost never raises his voice at anybody.

I do agree you guys, there should have been a few penalties called so it would prevent a potential blood war from breaking out. I was slashed and delivered an elbow. And I retaliated with a slash and a forearm smash to the guys head. And we both got away with our actions.

The main thing was the officiating was consistant and there was no one sided calls made.

Antoine D'Aubernoun said...

Respectfully, I disagree that, "The main thing was the officiating was consistant and there was no one sided calls made." The main thing is that the officials establish and maintain control of the game in order to provide a safe environment. Just like I hate NHL playoff whistle-swallowing, I hate the idea that I-league refs would "let 'em play." It sounds romantic and all that, until one of your players has his hockey career ended by a back injury due to an uncalled, dirty foul (us, two seasons ago). We shouldn't have to fight to protect ourselves out there...that's why we pay the refs. Unfortunately, when they abdicate that duty, we don't have any choice (and we all will).

All that being said, we have the most control over this ourselves. If each of us goes out there, plays hard, has fun, and is careful to play a clean, fun game with our friends (which all my opponents are), we'd have less dirty shit for people to get away with in the first place.

Game on!

Randy...
Privateers, #8