Monday, August 13, 2007

I league: Week 3

Another excellent night of hockey is now in the books…no big stories on the night…well, maybe a couple…

1. Doug Phillips (Patriots) - 3 goals, 1 assist - Patriots 7-2 win

2. Jarrod Roberson (Blue Devils) – 3 goals -Blue Devils 4-0 win

3. Ken Halford (Snipers) – 1 goal, 1 assist (GWG) - Snipers 3-2 win

Honorable Mention: Gerrald Cappers (komets): 1 goal, 1 assist (GWG) - Komets 3-2 win

Goalie of the week: John Ellis (warriors) 24 saves on 25 shots - Warriors 2-1 Shootout win



Blue Devils 4 Puckers 0
The puckers drop their third of the season to fall to 0-3, while the Blue Devils avoid the winless streak to go to 1-2 on the season. This game saw the return of BD goon Todd Smith, whose inspirational leadership rallied the evil empire. Eric Hogentogler had the first goal for BD on a Mike Drago (RINGER!!!) assist. After that it would be Duncanville’s own Jarrod Roberson who gets the hat trick on the night putting up three goals, two of which were unassisted. Glorious work sir. Puckers goalie John Bugelr was assimilated by shots as he was forced to combat a total of 34 on the night. From Captain Ray Workman, “Since our I League team couldn’t get the job done, we decided to bring down our D league boys. The Blue Devils franchise can’t afford to look weak in the eyes of competitors”

Ice Holes 1 Brewzers 0
Ice Hole aka the Ice Dragons continue to dominate the league with crushing defense and remain atop the league as the only undefeated team. A goal by “Mike” late in the second was the only goal in this one as it proved to hold up for the defensively sound Ice Holes. Both sides threw 17 shots on net, however Doug Taylor for the Holes proves to be the better of two keepers as he gets his second shutout of the season. The Ice Holes are playing Ken Hitchcock style hockey, we’ll see where it gets them…

Patriots 7 Spiders 2
An absolute conquest occurred in this matchup. Patriots were still haunted by their regular season loss to the spiders last season; however the Pats unleashed a fire storm that could not be quelled by Zeus himself. Pats started the game with a 1-0 lead on a Greg Helenbrook one timer on a Nate Hodges pass. Spiders would tie it up on an Andrew Patti marker, however Pats then exploded in the second by scoring four goals. Doug Phillip, Jesse Gonzales, Travis Lehr, all had goals (the Henderson goal was dead sexy goal scored in mid air on a Phillips' pass. In the third it was more Patriots domination as the great Paul Coyne score while Phillips would get his third goal late in the game. Tom Yockey's phone must have been ringing the next day because any hat trick must have been scored by none other than Hockey Lord Chris Skupien, adored by millions. Patriots are proving their 2-0 loss with 6 skaters opening night was a mere apparition, they have reversed their fortunes by scoring 12 goals in 2 games. Mighty is England! Spiders had chances on the night, however clearly lacked their firepower in Alex Atkins and Chris Gallagher. Spiders net minder Matt Sexton deserved a better fate. Coaching wise, Spiders Coach Tom Yockey was simply outcoached in this one, by the Spirit of Jeff Vaughan Solo.

Snipers 3 Leftovers 2
The matchup wouldn’t speak of a great game, but it certainly was. Inspired by the masterful coaching of Bobby Sirkis, the Leftovers once again found themselves not only in the game, but with a chance to win it as well. In the first period it would be Ohio State’s own Jesse Henderson who scores on a Ken “Pimp Daddy” Halford assist. After a scoreless second, the Leftovers would rally with their superstars in the form of Will Quinn, John (or is it Sean) Griffin, and Junior Lindamood. Quinn would score on a Lindamood and Griffin Assist, while Lindamood would score later on a very nice Quinn feed. With under 3 minutes to go in this one, the Leftovers had the 2-1 advantage, however Rob Mustell would rally his way to the net for the equalizer, and with 18 seconds left, the heartbreaker occurred for leftover fans everywhere as Halford scores to ice the game for the Snipers. Coach Sirkis was unavailable for questions after the game.

Komets 3 Black Widows 2
Black Widows drop their first of the season in a very close matchup with the komets. Black Widows who were only skating with 7 skaters on the night almost pulled a miracle, but the Komets just had two skaters for every one black widow. Peanut Ratliff would score the opening marker for the BW for the 1-0 lead. Komets would the tie the game on a Sergio “Mexi-Can” goal off a Gerrald Cappers assist. Komets would gain an advantage on an Alex Atkins goal from all time Komets assist leader Sean Keirr. Finally late in the second, the Komets would get the game winner from Gerrald Cappers for the 3-1 advantage. The Black Widows would rally early in the third on a a goal from a mysterious number 0…someone enlighten us…we do know the great Patti Greco had the assist on the play. But the Black Widow simply did not have enough numbers in this one to pull it out, give them a couple more forwards and the day is theirs. Komets unreliance on Chris Gallagher is baffling the entire league.

Warriors 2 Stickmen 1 (Shootout)

In a game being hotly protested by the Stickmen, saw the Warriors get back into their winning ways with a dramatic shootout win. In a very low scoring contest we saw both squads scoring in the first, Stickmen on a Kevin Cook goal on a Ed Vogle assist, while the Warriors got their first strike on a Roy Urquhart (spelling ??) on an Eric Johnson assist. For the record….can the Warriors possibly make their bench any larger??? 17 skaters, a goalie and a back up goalie (we know you were just coaching back there Bobby). After a scoreless second and third, the shootout would have Eric Holmes get the winning tally. Shots were nearly even in this one with David Blubough facing 20 shots on the night while John “Super Goalie” Ellis faced 25. Best game of the night.



45 comments:

Anonymous said...

BAC, Jon Ellis only played the first 2 minutes for the Warriors before Bobby Micheala (and forgive me if I spelled his last name wrong!) showed up for the game. Bobby deserves credit for Goalie of the week!

Stone Cold

Anonymous said...

As for the sniper-leftover game, goals belonged to Griffin (Quinn, Lindamood) and Lindamood (Griffin, Quinn).

But yes, that was an amazing game. Everyone is starting to play much harder, and with alot more heart.

Anonymous said...

If I've improved enough to be a ringer -- and I'm on record acknowledging I suck at hockey -- then I'm thrilled. And, I'll buy you a beer just for saying so, Nate.

BC

Anonymous said...

so why are the stickmen protesting? if it was because of 17 skaters and 2 skaters, that puts us one player under the maximum allowed rostered for a game according to USA Hockey rules.

PS....to get a free beer, all you have to do is call BC a ringer?

Anonymous said...

thank you for correcting the goalie of the week, i let in the only goal, and bobby played very well. congratulations to him. see you all next week. komets in my sights.

Anonymous said...

"komets in my sights." ~ jon ellis

"NO Komets For You!" ~ soup nazi

Anonymous said...

What is it with the Komets winning without Chris Gallagher????

Anonymous said...

Chris Gallagher is an inspriational leader...Like Gandhi and people before him, Chris leaders transcends all boarders and doesnt have to be there physically to affect the play and or outcome.

...Komet's Zen Master General

Anonymous said...

jon ellis > komets

Anonymous said...

OH yeah????????? Why is it that Chris's "Zenmenship" doesn't affect the Spiders the same way?

Anonymous said...

so why are the stickmen protesting?


#8

and to quote the ref "that guy doesn't belong out here"

Anonymous said...

The Spiders are not The Faithful. They are infidels and are not subject to his Almost-All Encompassing leadership power; due to their general unworthiness. Thats why!

Anonymous said...

#8 on the Warriors has been protested a week ago by yet another team... as noted in a blog:

"The Warriors (risen from the ashes of the Fugaweez and Borrachos I am told), fat with youth and an over-full bench, struck with some amazing skills… so amazing that #8 in particular went the full length of the ice in Solo-Mode as many times as I got out onto the ice the entire evening. Coach Al was right when he later said “If #8 ever passed to his teammates, we would have been slaughtered!”
"

Read more about #8 @
http://pixelsyndicate.com/PS/Home/tabid/56/EntryID/17/Default.aspx

Anonymous said...

Everyone...........its I League...Now what that really means is:

People who want o play on a certain night of the week for many reasons...Period. Its so common that I think every team has at least one..some have several...and yet some others, have MANY. Regardless its all meant for fun...Quit worrying about the ringers on the other teams... Just remember why your there. TO HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

the warriors play the patriots next week?

Didn't little hodges sneak on to a youth league somewhere?

Anonymous said...

The Stickmen vs. Warriors game was a close match up that only ended in the shootout. The #8 kid did not exactly tip the scale...

But for poor sportsmanship, I'd like to see him removed from the ice. Shooting on the opposing team's net after the game while everyone else is shaking hands...give me a break.

It was a great game with several good shots on net, against skilled goalies.

Anonymous said...

I think that it's great that the Komets are playing well. Actually this season, the competition is pretty much equal within all the teams.

Anonymous said...

who is this #8 POS?

Anonymous said...

Some one that does not need to play in the instructional league since he got plenty of instruction playing for Mansfield High School.

Anonymous said...

#8 just doesn't fit in. The win was not protested to Yockey, just the player. The Warriors earned that win without him really. The kid just tried to fight a Sniper in week 1 after the game for apparently nothing. Then immediately after the game this week started taking slap shots at different walls and disregarded shaking hands. Then he wanted to get in a fight again.

Anonymous said...

Mission - take out #8.

Pitcher on me to who does.

Anonymous said...

If you ever played high school hockey you're not supposed to be allowed in I league. I believe its on the form you sign asking if you have any previous experience. If he did play then refund his money and tell him to move up.

Anonymous said...

To all I-leaguers: Please stop worrying about ringers! Stop bitchin and whining about ringers!

I'm no ringer myself. I go out every Saturday to have fun. Please go out there have fun as well.

And to the "Komets' Zenmaster General": Keep a radar on "Stone Cold". THE LEFTOVERS ARE READY TO KICK KOMET ASS!

Stone Cold

Anonymous said...

so why are the stickmen protesting?


#8

and to quote the ref "that guy doesn't belong out here"

good luck protesting...guy hasn't scored a goal all season

Anonymous said...

Warriors are bunch of good guys they will kick #8 of the team i bet. that kid is a little punk with no respect to the league. this is a league for fun and he wants to go fight.

Anonymous said...

If you're upset about something with the league, don't complain here, complain directly to Tom Yockey at (817) 267-4233 x233 or TYockey@DallasStars.com.

Players in D League did that and he is making big changes.

He really does what to know what you think.

Anonymous said...

if the guy isn't scoring or passing it sounds like he eblongs in i-leagueregardless of how heavy his shot is or how well he stickhandles. he needs to learn the skills to play with a team, why shouldn't a bunch of old farts like us help him out?

Anonymous said...

'cause he might beat us up? and then not even shake our hands.

Anonymous said...

The shake hands even after a boxing match don't they?

Anonymous said...

Yup they do shake after boxing,...they even hug too...Maybe we can hug after games instead? Or perhaps we can get the girls to hug?

Anonymous said...

Keep a radar on Stone Cold? You are picked up by the Hubble Telescope my friend.

Anonymous said...

too the cry babies who want to take out#8. he got into fights because some dh did just that. tried to take him out. the warriors have 1 or maybe 2 people in d league. how about the rest of the teams in I. as for you guys who want to take him out, you'll be going too.

Anonymous said...

To saints fan: HOW ABOUT THEM COWBOYS!

Anonymous said...

"too the cry babies who want to take out#8. he got into fights because some dh did just that. tried to take him out. the warriors have 1 or maybe 2 people in d league. how about the rest of the teams in I. as for you guys who want to take him out, you'll be going too."

I agree. I don't see what the big deal is about #8. He's apparently all talk because any time someone stands up to him he runs, and although my team said that he looked skilled, I didn't have the least bit of trouble with his shots, even with hurting my back in the first period. Unless that was him that nailed the one timer. Other than that, a very easy night for me in net.

And mad stupid super fly homie g-dog dope props to my teammates for their excellent defensive effort.

And to the warriors keeper for coming in with no warm up and doing a great job.

Jvaughan said...

S.O.S different season.





chicken noodle soup

sovietdoosh said...

with a soda on the side...

Jvaughan said...

yes!

sovietdoosh said...

let it rain!

Jvaughan said...

and clear it out !

sovietdoosh said...

Just the two of us!

Anonymous said...

......we can make it if we try?

sovietdoosh said...

IT WAS A FIRE FIGHT!

Anonymous said...

blood...pressure rising.........can't... go on.......must bitch..........must talk trash.....man no one can make the blog skid off the road like doosh and dollar

wipe me down

Anonymous said...

you can tell i got cake by the dimonds in my teeth

wipe me down

Anonymous said...

I think #8 was schooled by a girl on the Pats and the end of their game. She took the puck right from him after a glorious skate from the far end of the rink.