Friday, August 17, 2007

hockey video of the week/I League Preview

This video has nothing to do with hockey…but we are convinced it’s what all hockey players should drink.





on to previews!!!!!!!!


6:30pm Gold: Brewzers vs Puckers
Puckers still looking for their first win, Brewzers are playing good hockey, but can’t seem to get that last push towards a win. Kevin Luchenhoff needs to step it up if the puckers are going to win.

6:30pm Green: Snipers vs Ice Holes
Ice Holes are rolling great defensive hockey and should win this game if they keep playing as tight as they have been playing. Snipers will need a great game from the trio of Eyesermans, Henderson and Halford if the snipers are to pull the upset.

7:45pm Gold: Komets vs Leftovers
Komets wins have been lucky, their loses, deserved. From Bobby Sirkis about the game, “The Komets are an aberration; they got lucky when they beat the warriors. As far as my squad is concerned, players cut: The Entire team. Players signed: John Pinnard, Brian Conner, Chris Conner, Jason Isham, Dr. Karim Abdul Jamal, Tommy Sirkis and the prophet Mohammed”. We think he is serious.

7:45pm Green: Stickmen vs Black Widows
These two teams are very similar to each other, low scoring offenses with great goalies. Question is which goalie will hold up to be the better man? Half the stickmen will have already played in a game before hand, we think this may influence the outcome, perhaps. Jeff Vaughan cast his lot in favor of the Stickmen. The Black widows shouldn’t even show up now.

9pm Gold: Patriots vs Warriors
This will be interesting matchup for several reasons. Young gun Nate Hodges vs Mansfield High School’s own Travis Webb and Dallas/Travis lehr vs the entire warriors squad…we hear blood will be shed. Patriots are on fire in the offensive department as every player is rolling on the scoresheet. Should be a good one.

9pm Green: Blue Devils vs Spiders
The Blue Devils finally have a solid offensive strategy: Give the Puck to Jarred Roberson. The only hope would be for Chris Gallagher to come to the aid of the Spiders. They are reeling after last week’s decimation at the hands of the Patriots. From Todd Smith, “Is it a coincidence the blue devils were 0-2 when I wasn’t playing? No, I pretty much am the Blue Devils. Mike Drago is a fossil of the old crappy blue devils that couldn’t win a championship. I’m the face of victory”

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fossil, eh?
We'll see who's ossified next time I whack you on the leg with my mighty TPS and YOU get tossed from the game.
hehe.

BC

Anonymous said...

why are you attacking me???!??! Todd Smith is the one that called you a fossil!

BAC

Anonymous said...

more Komets hatin from the BAC

Anonymous said...

we just report the rumors from around the league

bac

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it Chris Gallagher is out for 2 more weeks of I league games.

Anonymous said...

Hey BAC. When are you going to realize that the I league is made up of more than just the half dozen players you point out week after week? Go sell your sister and buy a clue.

Anonymous said...

2 more weeks ...

Anonymous said...

"Hey BAC. When are you going to realize that the I league is made up of more than just the half dozen players you point out week after week? Go sell your sister and buy a clue."

maybe if you could score in the i league your name would get mentioned. go sell your sister and buy a goal.

Anonymous said...

anyone up for some leftovers tonight? or shall we just feed 'em to the dogs?

Anonymous said...

i'll buy both of your sisters

Anonymous said...

"Hey BAC. When are you going to realize that the I league is made up of more than just the half dozen players you point out week after week? Go sell your sister and buy a clue."

The 90's are over you fruit, go buy some new clothes.

Anonymous said...

Hey "StoneCold"... I missed you out there. Did you have to stay home cause your Mom and Dad were out of town?
~ JR. KOMET

Anonymous said...

"JR KOMET" ... Be nice to "Stone Cold" and you will not get your ass kicked.

Anonymous said...

hey stone cold, your not good at hockey just throwing tantrums after the game

thanks,
Sam