Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Euless to compete in Labbat's National Championship


STDs

Hitmen

This past weekend two teams from Euless were victorious in the Labbat Blue USA Hockey Tournament in Farmers Branch. The Useless STDs obliterated the Bronze division by a combined score of 26 - 9 while the Hitmen did similar work to the Novice division (we await chris gallagher's hitmen stats).

The STDs, a combination of Wet Willies, Blue Devils and Phantoms skated over teams from New Mexico, Houston and Austin over the course of the tournament with similar results following in the Hitmen's wake.

MVPS from both Teams:
Bobby Sirkis with 3g and 5a
Chirs Gallagher 4g (apprx)

Notables on STDs:
Matt Trickle 2.25 gaa, 88.3 save %
Josh Ball 10 assists.

Both team will be heading to Michigan next year to compete for their respective division's national championship.

Yockey should be proud.


(pictured above: Euless STDs: Dave Ervin, Alex Deegan, Brian Kapalka, Jason Isham, Jason Neal, Tom Candalino, Melissa Knourek, Mike Drago, Nate Hodges, Josh Ball, Bobby Sirkis, Matt Trickle. Not shown: Jeff Blake and Jeremy Johnson)
(Hitmen: Jeff Vaughan and Company)

Monday, April 14, 2008

Where Did the "Mighty" Go?, Sweaty Sixteen


TROY RAMSEY
Winter '08
Calder Award winner








People across the metroplex are clamouring to touch my beard. After the Stars hobbled into the play-offs and all but the most loyal had written them off, I took the initiative to procure a beard of staggering proportions. A beard that causes the feeble to regain their strength. Whiskers so powerful that pirate ships would lower their flags. A manifestation of such magnitude that an NHL franchise could draw the inspiration to overcome in a long Stanley Cup run.

Seriously, if you did make it to practice last Saturday you are one heck of a devoted I-leaguer. I can't imagine how many of you would rather "elevate your game" than bear witness to the total domination of the Dallas Stars over the once mighty Ducks. If this keeps up, the new (supposedly) sixteen team league will suffer a less than characteristic, ferocious start.

Speaking of these sixteen teams, for some time now many of the mid-cities' high-rollers have be chomping at the bit for a piece of the I-league action. Looking for expansion team ownership, they have hounded Tom Yockey until the imminent collapse that we see now. The player's league has been against the acquisition of more teams for several reasons. Foremost among them is the fact that with more teams the talent will be spread thin causing the level of play to drop sharply, and therefore, the fan base could turn on the league driving revenues down. Not to mention likely effects on the salary cap, Blubaugh has made his voice heard, "My fifty dollar game salary is bound to be more than the market will bear, I don't know how I will find the money to buy my hand sanitizer." no one may shake his hand again.

As for these owner types, in my unbiased opinion they need to pony up and make a run at one of the original 12, the I-league tradition is one to be respected. Owning an I-league team in Euless is like a stewardship, how can you own a piece of history?

The bottom line is, with sixteen teams, there will be fifteen losers when I finish this session, all subject to ME!

in his love,
bcIII

Thursday, April 10, 2008

"Lock It Down", Stars Enter Second Season

Well, the game is about to start. This Stars team is certainly not the strongest I have seen and play-off experience is definitely heavily in favor of the Ducks. We have Turco, J. S. Giguere has taken the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim to game seven of the finals and also lead the Anaheim Ducks to their first Stanley Cup. We have Boucher, Daly, Grossman, Niskanen, Norstrom, Robidas, and Zubov (maybe). The Duck's D sounds like this: Beauchmin, Bergeron, S. Niedermeyer, Pronger, and Schneider. The forwards are unproven on the Star's front except Lehtinen and Modano (how old are these guys?) but the Ducks are returning all of their big guns from last years cup winning team to the ice, that's home ice.

The Star's motto for the play-offs is "lock it down", and throughout the closing month several of the losses were in the third period.

But hey, this is the play-offs. They start with a 0-0 record. This team may need a little luck and all the help they can get, so I am doing what I can...


WEEK THREE

I don't really care what the experts may say.
I BELIEVE

bcIII

P. S. Maybe the Stars will be inspired by the performance of the Army of the Twelve Monkeys? I think that the NHL scheduled their play-offs to commence after ours for a reason.

Sunday, April 06, 2008

Yeah, and Monkeys Might Fly Out of My Butt

more pictures here: http://eulesshockeystop.blogspot.com/2008/03/keg-night-april-5-2008.html


The Army of the Twelve Monkeys end their inaugral session in a spectacular, high scoring contest with the veteran Pats. The first period was all together different from the rest of the game with the Patriots slowing down the game with solid possesion hockey. Tight passes and outstanding playmaking, the Pats were able to net the only goal of the opening frame, an incredible pass from Les York at Talley's right to the hungry Gabe Rodriguez, on the left post. The Monkeys seemed to have difficulty, as many new teams do, with finding their chemistry, with their best scoring chance ending with a shot ringing off of the post of an empty net(bonehead Ellis pass/turnover).

The second was when things got really crazy. The Monkeys even it up on Les York's highsticking penalty with an all out onslaut on the net lead by Mike Missel. Creating a short side shot out of the scrambling Patriot D, Ellis had only one chance for the rebound but Kent Taub lifts it over the protruding stick for the heads-up goal. Sharma gives it to Butch Hutchinson to regain the Patriot's lead. It was beginning to really open up offensively as demonstrated by the following Monkey goal. After losing a man for a trip, ATM makes use of their quick, aggresive forwards and forechecks the equally aggresive Ellis, who turns over the puck again. Geoffrey Goodson easily nets the go-ahead goal. The coaching philosophy of the Monkeys may have changed on that very play, as the man advantage seemed to hold no advantage, the penalties began to pile up. Travis Lehr beats the Pats shorthanded again when A.J. Fierrero springs him for the break away, putting the Pats behind for the first time. Sharma manages to deke his way behind Talley to make the third anyman's game.

The Patriots looked to be imposing their will on the Monkeys in the third, limiting the odd man rushes and both goalies (who had posted pretty pedestrian numbers to this point) began to respond to the pressure. Twelve minutes of penalties but still no score. It would take the forward thinking of Chuck Dolbee to clench the game, with a ticky-tack slash he skated to the box with a gleam in his eye, 66% of their offense to that point had occured while on the kill. As Geoffrey Goodson popped in the fourth Monkey goal, Chuck smiled from behind the door, watching the Patriots implode from the best seat in the house.

Never fear, the new session commences immediately with all players reporting to camp next week. The slate is wiped clean and hopes are high for every player looking to recapture some halcion moment that collects cobwebs within their adolescent minds. At least that's how I feel.

Our Conne Smythe winner is...

TRAVIS LEHR, 2 goals, 1 assist

Here are the other games, quickly:

Warriors 4, Stickmen 3, OT

An incredible back and forth game with all the dramatic elements. Short handed and power play action, a hat trick, a penalty shot and an overtime period. The Sticks appeaered unable to overcome their first round loss but manage to keep it close, almost in hand, their main poison: Eric Johnson, who has no problem obtaining a hat trick on the talented Mr. Blubaugh. David had a less than fabulous night but did defuse the penalty shot with a dramatic poke check as almost seen in this photo
Over time was resolved with Eric Johnson's third goal that practically crawled over the top of the reclining Blubaugh, Blubaugh then retrieved his stick and left the ice without congratulating the Warriors.









Brewzers 4, Puckers 0

Mike Moore claims a shut-out, apparently protests about Casey Jenkins on the Pucker's D were a little premature. Jamil Al Jabri leads the Brewzers charge with two goals, Walker and Sutton follow. Donaghue must be weighing his options very carefully after this.









Snipers 3, Komets 2

Mike Moore plays another excellent game (.929). Jamil gets two more. Wil Dobson, Alex Atkins, and the Komets come up short. The old ball and chain are weighing heavy on Sniper goalie Nick Murphee and the Snipers find themselves looking for a goalie for next session. Will the Komets survive the creation of Team Mini? Sorry, no photos.

Iceholes 3, Spiders 1

The Holes allegedly hired the services of David Blubaugh for fifty dollars, and he delivers the one goal against victory (maybe the Sticks should start paying-up?). Harrington and Missel combine for the first two goals and assists, respectively. Joan Crook makes the third. Andrew Patty collects the Spiders garbage goal. The focus for the Spiders tonight was squarely on the Cross Bar. Believe me, they won up there.

Grave Diggers 3, Blue Devils 2

It was never even close. Blue Devil threat Ryan Wacker is suffering "flu-like symptoms" and can't deliver. The Diggers on the other hand, look like a team finally becoming a cohesive unit. Curtis Zoil gets credit for both of the late Devil goals.

Take a look at the after game activities:


Yes, that's Blubaugh proving that he does know how to shake hands.

Hope you had as much fun as me,
bcIII

P.S. you may recognize the face of former Euless player, Samantha Arthur, at the end of that table, congratulations to her as she gets her first ever goal, unfortunately, it's at NYTEX.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Are You Ready?


The final round of the play-offs is this weekend:

7:45 green, Stickmen vs. Warriors

8:00 gold, Brewzers vs. Puckers

9:00 green, Army of the Twelve Monkeys vs. Patriots (for the keg)

9:15 gold, Snipers vs. Komets

10:15 green, Iceholes vs. Spiders

10:30 gold, Grave Diggers vs. Blue Devils

Play-off leaders so far...

Freddy Gilbert--------- G 2, A -
David Base------------- G 2, A 1
Mark Dunning-------- G 1, A 2
Jeff Thomas----------- G 2, A -
Billy Quinn------------ G 1, A 2

With only one game, goalie leaders are wrapped up in one player, Phil Talley

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BEER LEAGUE HOCKEY

Here's a little something I assembled, some of these are mine, some from other sources. Let me hear from you, maybe you know better.

1. Thou shalt honor the game of hockey

2. Thou shalt maintain control of thy stick

3. Thou shalt respect thy fellow player

4. Thou shalt not commit a penalty when behind

5. Thou shalt crash the net on every shot

6. Remember the crease and keep it clear

7. Thou shalt skate with thine head up

8. Thou shalt win thy face-off

9. Thou shalt head-man the puck

10. Thou shalt have fun, and endeavor to increase the joy among thy piers

Tell me what you think.

Who should win this one?

bcIII

Monday, March 31, 2008

Keg Night April 5, 2008

For better or worse here are all of the images I captured from KEG NIGHT. Wish I could have gotten more teams.
































































Here's a little something I assembled, some of these are mine, some from other sources. Let me hear from you, maybe you know better.

1. Thou shalt honor the game of hockey

2. Thou shalt maintain control of thy stick

3. Thou shalt respect thy fellow player

4. Thou shalt not commit a penalty when behind

5. Thou shalt crash the net on every shot

6. Remember the crease and keep it clear

7. Thou shalt skate with thine head up

8. Thou shalt win thy face-off

9. Thou shalt head-man the puck

10. Thou shalt have fun, and endeavor to increase the joy among thy piers