Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Euless to compete in Labbat's National Championship


STDs

Hitmen

This past weekend two teams from Euless were victorious in the Labbat Blue USA Hockey Tournament in Farmers Branch. The Useless STDs obliterated the Bronze division by a combined score of 26 - 9 while the Hitmen did similar work to the Novice division (we await chris gallagher's hitmen stats).

The STDs, a combination of Wet Willies, Blue Devils and Phantoms skated over teams from New Mexico, Houston and Austin over the course of the tournament with similar results following in the Hitmen's wake.

MVPS from both Teams:
Bobby Sirkis with 3g and 5a
Chirs Gallagher 4g (apprx)

Notables on STDs:
Matt Trickle 2.25 gaa, 88.3 save %
Josh Ball 10 assists.

Both team will be heading to Michigan next year to compete for their respective division's national championship.

Yockey should be proud.


(pictured above: Euless STDs: Dave Ervin, Alex Deegan, Brian Kapalka, Jason Isham, Jason Neal, Tom Candalino, Melissa Knourek, Mike Drago, Nate Hodges, Josh Ball, Bobby Sirkis, Matt Trickle. Not shown: Jeff Blake and Jeremy Johnson)
(Hitmen: Jeff Vaughan and Company)

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

This was a fun tournament. Always fun to play against people you don't see everyday.

Anonymous said...

Hey Newbey,

How about those Dead Things! It's going to be a long offseason for your boys.

GO STARS!

Anonymous said...

GL against the NOVICE ringers that grew up on ice. muahahaa

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. Stoned Cold,

While we appreciate your dedication to the feeble dream of the Dallas Star hoisting the Holy Grail, we feel the need to learn you in Truth...

RED WINGS RULE FOOL!

Thank you for your participation in the 'believe' marketing ploy of your Dallas TARDS; the koolaid must have been yummy!

Have you learned how to skate backwards yet? Muhahahahaa!

the Hockie Newbey
(spelled incorrectly because of my severe hockey n00b'ness, in case you were wondering)

Anonymous said...

Dear Hockie Newbey,

Get off the whiskey & beer, and check yourself into a reality clinic. The Dead Things are not taking care of business with Nashville. The Stars are beating up the Mickey Mouse team. They don't need a Mike Tyson punch to put their asses out of their misery.

So just keep opening your alligator mouth. Cause it will overload your hummingbird ass!

The Stars will raise the cup this year. I GARRENTEE IT!!!!!!!!!!

Jamie said...

onto game six!

Anonymous said...

Does no one else find it a little pathetic that the Hitmen ruled the novice division? Why didn't they play in the same division as the Useless STDs? Too afrad to lose?...

Anonymous said...

or where the STDs too scared to play the hitmen and they paid them off to not play in their division...and to prove that the hitmen were affraid to lose, the lost a game.

bcIII said...

^ I cannot follow this statement.

Anonymous said...

To my favorite tough-guy, 'Stoned Cold', I present this lovely poem:

Detroit Redwings finished off this season as number one.
Earning the Prize of the President's trophy thats always fun.
Though everyone thinks they'll be out by the first round.
They forget the reason why Detroit is called HockeyTown!
The Wings have Talent, Chemistry and Class.
You had best believe they'll kick your A$$.
And even though, they went through a slight Slump,
You can't take away that their 10x the Champions of the Stanely CUP!!!

(corny poem credit to RWQ19 Snoop's Dawgg)

Anonymous said...

STDs played the Hitmen earlier in a scrimmage with a mix of mayhem, and killed them.