KEG Prelude

minor i

Warriors (6-4-0) 4
Brewzers (5-6-0) 0

Needless to say the ice was clean when the Warriors skated off the rink. The Brewzers can't collect a single goal, not even a penalty- they follow the Warrior offense back into their zone and watch first Chris Dolbee score on Matt then Eric Johnson follows suit. The Warriors add to their unchallenged lead with goals in the final frame from Rudy Berkvins and Scott "Mindo" Dolbee. Mike Moore is rolling over in his still living grave.

LSI (6-3-0) 4
Stickmen (6-3-0) 3

The Sticks curse their slow offense as they watch Topher massacre the art of goaltending in their end. The Imports build a mountain early with goals from Ryan Kelley, Rabert Burns, and Peter Case. They skate untouched almost to the third period but Lynne Young manages to get the Sticks on the board and set-up a great third. The Sticks allow a power play goal to Burns but get back on the horse with a goal from Ken Halford. The inspiring, behemoth corpus of Joe Tomme brings the Sticks within one with almost four and a half minutes left but the Imports dig in and A. J. DiBenedetto escapes his return to the Import net with a win. Don't bother correcting me on the facts- I'M ROLLIN'!

Grave Diggers v. Mutineers pending


Major I

Soul Patch (7-2-0) 6
Shockers (7-4-0) 0

The Patches easily dispatch the headless Shockers (Wil is soaking up the sun in Carribean). Jessie Gonzales is overwhelmed by the Soul-less shooters giving-up three in the first: Josh Jones, Todd Lawson, and Jason Le Fave. Gonzales tries to hold it together in the second but with 37 shots against he falters late allowing a goal to Patch defenseman Danny Grimes followed by Le Fave. Le Fave makes the only third period goal for the hat trick. Thirty-six minutes of penalties with offenses pretty even between the two teams!

Spiders (5-5-1) 2
Smashed Pumpkins (8-1-0) 4

I ran into Taz and Heather down here in Burleson this weekend- unusual to say the least, I'm sure they had a better time at Sea World than they would have had on the Spiders bench. Things certainly looked promising at first as Andre Patti lead the way and in the second, Lester Barrerra made it a two nothing Spider lead. But we all know How much Chris Gallagher hates to lose, he breaks the seal on the Arachnid net then Robert Burns ties the game. Gallagher claims the game winner in this I-league contest and Gabe Rivera stomps the life out of the Spider bench.

Whalers v. Puckers- pending