Monday, June 22, 2009

I intend to finish this tonight. . . I have to go save a couple of old ladies from an overflowing drain, my job never ends.

I-league

Whalers (6-3-0) 0
Shockers (5-3-1) 1



Warriors (5-3-1) 4
Soul Patch (5-2-1) 3



Blue Devils I (7-1-1) 5
Snipers (4-3-1) 1



Mutineers (3-6-0) 3
Brewzers (1-8-0) 0



Stickmen (7-1-1) 8
LSI (4-4-0) 3



Grave Diggers (0-5-3) 0
Silverwings (3-6-0) 2



Spiders (5-3-1) 3
Puckers (6-2-1) 1

The Spiders stomp the Puckers early, three goals, all in the first period. Pete Clark

SND

Komets (7-1-1) 2
Patriots (1-8-0) 1



Privateers (8-0-1) 15
Canadiens (3-5-1) 6



Ice Bats (4-3-2) 3
Blue Devils (4-4-1) 4
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20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Looks like half of the league will be fighting next week for the final two spots in the top four:

Puckers
Warriors
Whalers
Soulpatch
Shockers
Spiders

Any predictions out there??

7:00 PM
Anonymous said...

shockers take all.

8:56 PM
Anonymous said...

That would be a shocker!

9:59 PM
Anonymous said...

An overflowing drain? Is that what they call it now? YOU GO BOY!

8:47 AM
Anonymous said...

"Sometimes you have to pull the goalie", an excerpt from a Woot.com product write-up.

"So I’m stumbling home from the neighborhood sports bar, sloshed on cider, heartbroken about our season-ending loss, and all I can think about is pulling the goalie.
What was coach thinking tonight? We were only two goals down. With a minute to go and the whole season on the line, why didn’t he pull the goalie? I woulda. It’s nothing to be ashamed of. Every coach pulls the goalie from time to time, when the situation calls for it. It’s natural.
It’s a good thing I live so close to the pub. It’s an easy stagger from there to my apartment. It’s also a good thing I’ve got a Forever Flashlight from Excalibur. It lights up my path so I don’t trip on an uneven bit of sidewalk or something—and it never needs batteries, just a good shake to charge it up.
Boy, you know who needs a good shake? Our coach. What was he thinking?
A team needs certain things. You need a couple guys with soft hands. You need good stick-handling. You can’t be too afraid to butt-end a guy when he deserves it, and you need to be able to find the five-hole once in a while. But you also need a coach who’s not embarrassed to pull the goalie when he needs to.
God, I’m just so frustrated. I bet I’ll be lying awake in bed all night, just thinking about pulling the goalie."
~

9:20 AM
Anonymous said...

Pull up your pants and leave your goalie alone! You will go Blind.

10:10 AM
Anonymous said...

"Monday, June 22, 2009
I intend to finish this tonight. . . I have to go save a couple of old ladies from an overflowing drain, my job never ends."


Jon was going to finish the update, but the sink kicked his ass and then the girls hung their heads in shame...

10:22 AM
Anonymous said...

Dear Jon,

You are not retired yet...

Signed,

Your Agent

8:31 AM
Anonymous said...

Whalers-o
Shocker-1
The Shockers stick it in the whalers Blow hole.

Warriors-4
Soul Patch-3
The Warroirs shave there PATCH.

Blue Devils-5
Sniper-1
The Devils out shoot the Snipers.

Stickmen-8
LSI-3
The stickmen brake it off in LSI.

Grave Diggers-o
Silerwings-2
The Wings put the "Diggers"6ft under.

Spiders-3
puckers-1
Spiders get the puckers in there web.

AND
The Privateers-15
Canadiens-6
DAMN IT.hehehe

1:42 PM
stone cold said...

Ok Ellis it's Wednesday, and you need to overcome your ass kickin's you been recieving of late and add some commentary to last weeks games.

9:36 PM
Anonymous said...

Hey, Stone cold LSU RULES!!!!

9:41 PM
Anonymous said...

Texas could'nt hit water if they fall out of a boat!!

9:43 PM
Anonymous said...

LSU 11 Texas 4 What now jimmy?

9:58 PM
Anonymous said...

If you have trouble sleeping, you might want to watch clips from the Shockers vs. Whalers 6/20. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiIFkdYZLzo

2:17 PM
Anonymous said...

You Whalers should consider displaying the goals in the game at very least... If this is somehow a learning tool for I-Leaguers, then mistakes are a good thing to show.

3:08 PM
Anonymous said...

Are we playing on the 4th? When do the playoffs start?

6:02 PM
Anonymous said...

im not playing on the 4th

6:56 PM
stone cold said...

Hey Anon 9:41, 9:43 & 9:58. KISS MY ASS!

8:39 PM
Anonymous said...

Hey jimmy,No thanks

#3

9:38 PM
Anonymous said...

"You Whalers should consider displaying the goals in the game at very least... If this is somehow a learning tool for I-Leaguers, then mistakes are a good thing to show."

We are at the mercy of the person holding the camera (my wife). She does not video the whole game... just random times througout the game, so we don't get all the goals or plays that might actually have a positive outcome. Most of it is just a reminder of what we need to work on individually and as a team, so yes, I guess you could say it's a learning tool. I guess the teams that we play can look at it too and see how they can improve. Anyway, you're right... the videos usually are not pretty, but they are good for a few laughs and to prove that most of us suck.

The Other Ellis

8:43 AM

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