The final week of the regular season is here and this is how it went.
minor
Team Euless (0-8-0) 2
LSI (7-1-0) 6
Team Euless completes the elusive perfect season, not exactly in the most enviable fashion. It started off with a hat trick in the first period to Gabe Rivera, of LSI. Euless collects a goal with the help of Rick Gregory in the second, and Gabe gets yet another goal a few seconds later. James Macha closes out the second with an LSI goal. In the third Macha tallies another one, late, and Mike Ginnard pads his stats with the final Team Euless goal of the regular season. Both of these teams may have proven that they don't belong in this league, LSI will almost certainly move on, Euless may face extinction. . . of course only to make room for some other hockey amalgam.
Silverwings (2-5-1) 2
Grave Diggers (3-5-0) 7
The Diggers once again finish strong, I doubt anyone seriously believes that this will translate into a winning record for next session, but it finally happened for the Puckers, so who knows. Brian Lochkos starts the ball rolling for the Diggers and the ailing Bryan Brookman evens the score with a shot heard round the world! Randy Chappel scores three consecutive goals for another first period hat trick on the gold rink. In the second Justin McCullough tries to build some Silverwing momentum, but the period is a wash when Bruce Davis makes his fourth goal of the session. Bob Sirkis returns to the open ice and scores a goal for the Diggers in the third, along with another goal from Chappel. Amazing, the Diggers finish in sixth out of eight teams, is that a historical high watermark?
Chiefs (4-4-0) 2
Puckers (5-3-0) 1
The mighty Puckers were looking to present a new face to the league, and started off with what looked to be a tone setting goal two minutes into the game from Chris Kirton. The Chiefs had nothing but pride on the line for this game, but that would prove to be a strong motivator, Bill Broad nets the equalizer in the middle of the period, and in the middle period Ryan Brett sinks the game winner. The Puckers raise questions about their viability in the post season when they cannot come up with the tying goal despite having four straight minutes of power play in the third.
Whalers (5-3-0) 0
Privateers (6-2-0) 2
The Whalers and Privateers end their seasons with a knock-down, drag-out, tooth-and-nail battle. The first period sees a penalty from both of the heart and soul players for these teams, Hamstra for the Whalers and Cody Payne for the 'Teers, but neither team can capitalize on the advantage. The second was a blood bath, twelve minutes worth of penalties but still no goals. In a game where shots were hard enough to come by, one goal would likely be all it would take, Jeremy Boyd finally perforates Mata in the Whaler goal, just two minutes into the third. The Whalers fail to tie the game and Bob-O gets the empty netter. Both goalies face fourteen shots, the Whalers have more time on the power play, Ryan Haley-Willhoite is raising her level of play at the right time, her third shut-out this season.
MAJOR
Brewzers (2-4-2) 2
Stickmen (4-3-1) 5
The Sticks ride their horses, Eysermanns and Henderson, and fulfill their part in a top four bid, they would need a Komet loss to get in. It's Eysermanns for the Sticks first followed by teammate Glenn Listman. In the second, Jesse Henderson puts the Sticks up by three. League favorite, Jennifer Leonard starts the Brewzer rally and is followed by Jamil Al Jabri to put the Brewzers in striking distance for the final period. But, Mike Moore once again collapses in the clutch, goals rain in from Eysermanns and Mika Hyytiainen, is it time for a sabbatical?
Snipers (2-5-1) 4
DFW Titans (3-5-0) 3
Mike Kirkland logs the only goal of the first period, putting the DFW Titans up by one. The Brewzer sister team draws the venom from its wounds and spits it back on the Titans in the second, the Snipers collect four goals: David Counce, Jamil Al Jabri, Jeff Vaughn, and Jamil again. Mike Kirkland wedges his second goal of the game into the middle of the scoring frenzy. The third is host to the birth of new heroes, Lincoln Foster scores a goal to put the Titans within one, but no Titan would seal the deal, it would be Matt Walker who would pick-up the mantle (that Mike Moore has dropped?) as he holds-off the Titan rally for a rare Sniper win.
Komets (5-2-1) 3
Patriots (4-2-2) 2
The Pats needed to establish a trend for the upcoming post season. The Komets, however, have a burning in their bellies that can only be quenched with puck filled nets. Scottie Baldree finds the net through traffic, at an impossible angle. At the close of the first, Alex Atkins catches Ellis sleeping and rips it over his outstretched glove. In the second, the Komets strike again, Dustin Nation puts the Komets up three nil. The Pats pull together in the third with absentee Sabrina York getting credit for two goals before five minutes can pass. The Komets put the clamps on the Patriot offense, and get a little luck to secure the win, closing-out the Sticks from the play-off picture and putting the Pats against the number one ranked Ice Bats.
Blue Devils (5-2-1) 1
Ice Bats (7-1-0) 2
The number one ranked Ice Bats take on the champs from last season and the Blue Devils put them under early with a goal from Mike Redmon, in the second. The Bats looked to be giving-up the game in the third, they put themselves on the penalty kill instead of concentrating their efforts on the tying goal. . . or was it all part of their plan? With the reigning champs leading the game and running their power play, Scott Hunton knocks the Blue Devils on their arse with a short handed goal, that would force overtime. After a tense four minutes of back and fourth scoring opportunities, the Bats make the final goal of the game, cementing their reputation as the team to beat, or is that player to beat?
Next week is the opening round of the play-offs, the championship rounds of each league break down like this. . . I think.
minor:
#1 LSI vs. #4 Puckers
#2 Privateers vs. #3 Whalers
MAJOR:
#1 Ice Bats vs. #4 Patriots
#2 Komets vs. #3 Blue Devils
P.S. Someone please remind me, who beat the Ice Bats? I cannot seem to find the stat.
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Do we have a game this weekend?
The only time I could score on the Whalers goalie was when he wasn't present. That guy is ballin'
Mike Moore was nowhere to be found Saturday. It was Matt Walker that stepped in for the Brewzers goalie.
You guys put up a good fight, and tempers may fly but at the end, it was a fun hockey game. Good win 'Teers. We'll see you in the playoffs.
-- Whaler
I really enjoyed playing you guys *Whalers* and I am really looking forward to round two. Tempers do ignite and there was certainly some rough times, however, it was all fun! The Whalers are a totally different team since last season. A lot of us on the Privateers agreed, that was one of the best games this season.
BTW I said round two, should be three, but I had the flu the first game this season and missed out playing you guys, so round two for me.
Geez, you guys should get a room!
-86 Chiefs
#86 didn't write that!
The real #86
Yes I did!
-86
The game was one of the most fun I have ever played. You Teers probably hate me, with good cause, because I was the instigator for the the most part and I talk a lot of garbage but truth be told it was good times. However round 3 will be worse, I want to win and win bad!!
#98, Hamstra
Yeah, my first shift you said you were going to kill me. Pretty harsh.
Mel, Said you seat down it pee?
"That's right Joel, Nate was pointing out people like David who thought they were a ringer, moved up to D-League, found out they sucked, and came back to I"
Can we get back to ripping on Blubaugh, that was starting to get funny
Yeah man check out the latest comment...haha
Mike Moore was too busy preparing for his goaltending clinic instead of playing for the Brewzers.
What happened to the Willihoite feud with Ellis? It made my day when that guy stood up for his broad. He actually thinks everyone wants his wife.
Big apologies to the whaler I yelled at on Saturday. I know you weren't in the crease on purpose. By the way, I think the reason that we can't be cross with your team is that your name is a constant reminder of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOH2YviE88I
Also- "broad"? Really? What is this, Grease?
All I know is that Haley was cussin' like a trucker on a few occasions. Do you kiss your momma with that mouth? I wasn't the one in the crease, but I must say that your colorful language cracked me up.
The Other Ellis
The Privateers complained a lot when we played them too...(hence the number of "almost" fights that broke out, and Senor Wilhoite getting kicked out after continuously complaining to the refs for getting a penalty after trying to fight Carla...) My favorite was near the end of the game when they started insulting each others gloves before the final face off, "nice red gloves you've got there old man!"...Classic
Chiefs 27
Pussyteers
27,
I think you have about three people mixed up there, but good try anyway.
Other Ellis- What the fuck you talkin' about man?
Haley, I'll be sure to blow you a kiss or bring you flowers if we play the Teers this week. I think you need to show your softer side.
Merry Christmas,
The Other Ellis
No, I remember vividly (and so does point streak)...
P # OFFENSE
3 26 Unsportsmanlike Conduct 10 9:22
3 26 Unsportsmanlike Conduct 2 9:22
Anyways, yall know if we have games this weekend??
I'm not talking about the misconduct, dummy, I'm talking about the other incidents you described. Nobody "tried to fight Carla", unless you're talking about the incident in which my brother hit one of your guys who pushed him in front of the net, which she responded to by punching him (I'd be pissed about it, but I'd totally do the same thing if someone hit my husband, even if he had it coming, which that guy did).
And really, who calls a game misconduct on someone who gets a penalty in the last minute and a half of a game? That's totally retarded.
See, other ellis? I'm AlREADY showing my soft side. I've posted 3 times on this thread without using the word douchebag. Baby steps.
You know you all enjoy playing us. We make it interesting. BTW, its hockey, aren't there supposed to be fights and rough housing? I mean, that's why I bought those pads for..... however, I don't stay pissed off the ice. What happens in a game, isn't carried further with me. I expect the same, although understand it doesn't always happen that way.
What I bought those pads for, I don't really care about grammar and spelling right now..... HAHA! I got two hours of sleep last night, if that can be an excuse.
heard that whalers are bringing in sirkis, hodges and vaughan for saturday...
Thats the only way to beat the Priva-queers. With upper league players.
That was a girl? You should check its jock... I think I saw a bulge in there. Plus I thought his Adams Apple was a dead give away.
ps You mad?
This is awesome!
Whalers on the moon is great.
I didn't realize I was supposed to be fueding with Brooks.
Maybe everyone does want his wife?
Bob-O, you use pads? I thought you were a tampon fan.
I didn't realize Ellis and I were feuding over that either... Cool. Let's go with it...
YOU EVAH LOOK AT MY WOMAN AGIN AND I'LL GETS MY SHOTGUN YOU SOM BITCH!
Is that more feud like?
You are all lame, and I'm not so sure that the above comment is politically correct.
Wait, wait wait... I have no interest in winning the heart of a female goalie. I already have a wife and that's more than I can handle. She (Haley) is all yours Brooks... good luck with all that.
The Other Ellis
LOL, I am a tampon fan. Please don't check too hard, I wouldn't want it to cram up my vag! Yeah I went there.
I think I have found a conspiracy. What are 2 of the most common subjects in the comments section?
RINGER would be probably the most, but I would say there is too much GINGER talk also. Notice if you replace the R with a G you would be talking about GINGER or GINGERs as it were...and vice versa. Couple that with the fact that they are located close together on the keyboard and perhaps you can say the inventor of the keyboard anticipated this blog.
Fine print: I just read through weeks worth of comments because I was board and thought I would contribute some assinine thoughts to add to the heap. No offense to Ginger or the plethora of Ringers that skate Saturday nights in Euless. You are the ones that make it so much fun! Or at least reading the blog so much fun.
Good day to all and have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. I am sure we will all miss the Ocho.
I think brooks might be a pedophile. I mean his wife does look like she's twelve.
You like that one Capt. D?
FLASHBACK: On 8/2/08 the Whalers and Privateers met for the first time. It was the Whalers second game... ever. Here's one from the Whaler video archive. No "ringers" on this Whaler team... guaranteed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDAdWWn4aLg
The Other Ellis
"You sure got that right!"
Me likes the hawt 8th grader goalie look. mmmmm
Capt D.
PS And to Yockey and Mr Andresen.... Merry Kwanzaa
Capt D. likes them "clean"
i guarantee a win on saturday
Oh snap... Anonymous guarantees a win. OH NOES!!
I WILL miss the Ocho... and the cool chef hat...
in fact, i'll guarantee about 7 wins on saturday and 1 on sunday.
I promise balls saturday.... lots and lots of balls in cups. Sweaty salty nuts.
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