Sunday, June 29, 2008

Keg or Bust

The keg makes its appearance once again, bringing with it all the pomp and circumstance and free burgers that we have become accustomed to (I don't think they were the same burgers). Goalies are still in short supply, the Sticks needed a sub, Ryan Haley played two games, Brent Bryant gets two also, and I played four. My sources say that Nate Hodges may be giving up the bench for a place between the pipes. . . I can't imagine how much joy this will give many forwards throughout the league. The Blue Devils are poised to assume the role of a dynasty. With solid defense, quick forwards, and a new look in goal, it will be a tall order for any opponent to knock-off this power house. Congratulations to all of the Blue Devils.

Privateers 5, Brewzers 2

The night started with this offensive exhibition from the Privateers. After listening to Ellis' hooting and hollering for the entire first period, Jonathan Horton silences him with the first Privateer goal. The Brewzer's Steven Daniels is able to pierce the defense and net the tieing goal but Joel Bush puts the Privateers back on top before the period ends. In the third, Cody Payne begins his assault with two goals in the first minute. The Brewzers bring it to within two with the fine work of Ken Thomas, then with a little less than a minute and a half, pull their goalie for the win. Ryan Haley makes the stops demanded and Payne breaks free to ice the game with his hat trick empty net goal. Next season the Privateers will have to prove if they are an "elite" I-league team.

DFW Titans 3, Warriors 2, OT

A nail biter decided on the always polarizing overtime power play. Frank Casperson puts the Warriors up before the first minute passes, but the Titans answer with two from Scott Anderson and James Barber in quick succession. The Warriors even the score in the second with Grant Kline's goal. The third is not enough to resolve the deadlock as both Jake Jordan (Titans) and Phil Talley (Warriors) turn away all attempts keeping their save percentages above 90, until OT. Chuck Dolbee in desperation commits a tripping penalty and he gets caught. The Warriors kill-off half of the penalty but Lincoln Foster collects the game winner on an impressive possession, double assist goal. Phil's SP for the game drops below 90 with Foster's goal.

Grave Diggers 5, Snipers 1

The nights biggest goal differential to of all teams the Grave Diggers? Surreal! The Diggers looked like an NHL team with tape to tape passing, playmaking and smothering defense . . . okay, more like NHL all-star game defense, but better than any game from the Diggers so far. First period scoring has not been a problem for two weeks now, Scott Baldree and Randy Chappel both get goals for the Diggers in the first frame. In the second it's again all Grave Diggers, goals from Wil Dobson, Baldree, and Brian Lochkos to put the Diggers up five to nothing. Did I say the second was all Diggers? Well, almost, Jamil Al Jabri makes a shot through the swarm of Diggers following him all night and Manny Zamora pounces on the rebound with a snap shot through Ellis' five hole to steal away the shut-out. The third passes with only a penalty to note, and the Diggers finish the session strong (again), will it translate into a strong session?

Moose 7, Chiefs 4

Eleven goals! The Moose win! The Moose win! It was back and forth for two and a half periods. Gabriel Rivera and Rich Wojcio score goals for the Moose, then Ryan Brett and Tom Harnitchek put up two for the Chiefs (the first one, a shorty). The Moose take a lead out of the first with Rich's second. The Chiefs start the second with Troy Clarkson's goal and Catherine Levesque restores the Moose lead before the period ends. Lee Morgan makes the tying goal at the one minute mark of the third. The period half over, the Moose find their second wind and nearly double their offensive output for the entire game with three goals, two from Matt Campbell interrupted by another from Levesque. If this is a new page in the Moose playbook, then next session should turn out a much different record. Then again, these strong finishes can be deceptive.

Blue Devils 2, Iceholes 0

The big game abounds with controversy. Blubaugh transitions from losing to the Devils last week to their starter this week, a goalie some claim to have made an appearance in the CHL fills-in for the Holes, and of course with refs on the ice . . . The first period sees these two defensive powers butt heads without any result on the scoreboard. Both teams take penalties and kill them off with their signature patience. In the intermission, Blubaugh chides his teammates, for scoring on him last week and giving him nothing tonight, in particular Charlie Heine. Chuck takes it to heart and crashes the net with reckless abandon, breaking his stick, but getting that goal, just 35 seconds into the period. The Devils fall back into their defensive shell, the Holes, lead by Jon Bird, come-up short time and again, despite many scoring chances. The third is a continuation of the defensive stand, eventually resulting in the pulling of the Icehole's much maligned goalie, Greg Titler, but the only yield is a goal another against, as the Blue Devils collect another Keg victory. Nate Hodges, Blue Devil coach, admits that stability at goalie is the difference between his bid for the Keg this year and last year. Shut-up, Nate.

Patriots 3, Stickmen 1

On the other side of the building the Sticks were searching for a goalie, Komets tender Brent Bryant, ably steps in for the missing Blubaugh. Steve Benefield creeps down from the point to score the Patriot's first goal, and in the second the Sticks get it back with the play of Rich Duval. Before the period ends, however, the Pats regain the lead with another defenseman's goal, coordinator, Les York. With the pressure building in the third, and only a one goal lead, Rahul Sharma ditches his date and shows-up for a goal at the close of the period . . . that's what Pointstreak claims anyway.

Spiders 3, Silverwings 1

The Spiders are on a streak now, is this related to the roster moves? Bill Wessel starts off the scoring for the Spiders before the first minute ticks off the clock. The Spiders further demonstrate there skill by killing-off a five on three, generating more shots in that time than the Wings. Alex Atkins puts up another for the Spiders in the second. The Silverwings wouldn't be subdued so easily, Chris Arendall puts a rebound in the net to bring his team within one. The third was tight with the Silverwings putting all of their efforts into stealing away the win, but efforts from Brookman, Howard, and Castillo ending in heartbreak. Silverwing Goalie, Topher McPherson, makes the most of his trip down from Grapevine, but eventually succumbs to the Spider's onslaught, Mike Reeves gets the cushion goal, and the Spiders hold off the Wings for the win.

Komets 2, Puckers 0

Patrick Donaghue and Brent Bryant put up amazing performances in what should have been an eight goal shoot-out. I wish I could have seen this one, games like this do not translate well to scoresheets. The first goal for the Komets goes to Wil Dobson in the first period. In the closing minutes of the second he beats Donaghue again. But the real story is this, not only does Bryant post a shut-out on 27 shots but the unbelievable Patrick Donaghue turns away 44 of the 46 shots he faced. The Komets should get more credit for their conditioning than their shooting.

I hope everyone had a good time, sorry I didn't get my camera to the rink. The Awards . . . I would like to post them, but the simple fact is, the Privateers are the only ones who made an effort to vote, so all of the awards would be going to various Privateers. I may post them later. Congratulations 'Teers!

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

cheifs were the most dangerous shorthanded team ever!!

Anonymous said...

More proof that the Blue Devils are ringers

Anonymous said...

how does the cheifs being the most dangerous shorthanded team ever show proof that the BD are ringers?

Anonymous said...

correction: first keg for blue devils.

Blog Alternate Captain said...

these rumors will be quelled immediately. I may put on some goalie gear for drops in here and there, but I'm stayin on the blue devils bench.

hodges

(let the haters begin trash talking this statement)

Anonymous said...

I heard that it was the brewzers coach that was going to be playing goalie for the snipers.

Anonymous said...

Hey BCIII - I am going to leave this post as anonymous you dont think I am trying to get into your pants or anything... but I just wanted to let you know that we really appreciate the level of effort and quality you provide to this site and to our Euless league. Thanks much. I hope BC gives you a fruitcake Christmas bonus this year.

Antoine D'Aubernoun said...

I'll second that. I've really appreciated your enthusiasm for this blog and look forward to more good times on the ice against you soon.

Randy...
Privateers, #8

Antoine D'Aubernoun said...

Also, just wanted to say that it was a really fun first season for us here in Euless. It's unclear whether we were ever given the semi-mythical "Euless Welcome," but we still had a really good time and we're glad we made the shift from Duncanville.

Sort of a shame that my last memory of the season has to be the knuckleheaded whining and utterly class-free handshake-line antics of the Brewzers #14. Sorry you backed over your puppy in the driveway heading to the rink, lady, but that's no reason to go throwing around the "fat ass" references (even if they *are* true!). And not shaking? Wow. Get thee to a finishing school. Tell ya what...I'll promise not to lift your stick again if you apologize.

Other than that, good times!

Randy...
Privateers, #8

Anonymous said...

it wasn't 14 that called you a sausage in blue shorts, it was 21.

Anonymous said...

We'd be even more glad if you made the move back to Ducanville.

Antoine D'Aubernoun said...

Walkertinov: OK, add #21 to the list then. Frankly, I'm not sure why any of them had their panties in a bunch, unless it was that they were getting beaten by a much shorter bench, or a fat guy, or whatever.

Anonymous: So noted, anonymous blowhole.

Randy...
Privateers, #8

Anonymous said...

maybe it had something to do with you putting an elbow into the head of #2. An elbow to the head? The guy is 6'2" without skates and you managed to get an elbow up there. Are you really the one to criticise good sportsmanship?

Thats all Im going to say.

Antoine D'Aubernoun said...

Well, when I asked the official for an explanation, he demonstrated where my elbows were, and they were below shoulder level according to him. The simple fact is that we went hard into one another, he went down (my shoulder/upper body to his head, I'm guessing) and I didn't, so they had to call a penalty. But if you're sitting there thinking I went into him intentionally or led with my elbow, then my guess is that you were sitting on your bench, virtually guaranteeing you couldn't see shit.

Interestingly, your player seemed to have no beef, and we exchanged pleasantries as he skated past the penalty box. I had apologized to him once while he was down and again when he skated by. Additionally, he didn't seem to have a problem shaking hands after the game. Maybe follow his lead on determining what was dirty and what wasn't?

I was making a play on the puck and showed poor control resulting in an unintentional collision. I got penalized and my only complaint was that elbowing wasn't the right call in my mind. I'm sorry it happened.

I guess Euless's newest Dirtiest Player in the History of Ever will have to keep his head on a swivel next session. :-/

Randy...
Privateers, #8

Anonymous said...

Nate playing goalie? HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

Shoot high!

Anonymous said...

Congrats to the Blue Devils. Nate, you are a worm.

Anonymous said...

You know what Randy, maybe your right. I apologize for any inconvenience that my players have caused you and your team. I will speak to both of them when I see them.

Sincerely,
Matt Walker
Coach of the Brewzers

Antoine D'Aubernoun said...

Hehehehe...sausage in blue shorts. I knew I'd regret not waiting until I could get those in black. (It's a slimming color, they say.)

Just got off the phone with Yockey. Suffice it to say I'll be trying harder to avoid unnecessary collisions in the future.

Looking forward to next season...anyone have word yet when Week 1 is?

Randy...
Privateers, #8

Anonymous said...

blue devils are still a bunch of ringers

bcIII said...

Session starts July 12, unsure if that is a game or not. I certainly hope that all this talk of retribution and keeping your head on a swivel is just trash talk, with the average skating skills of this league we will have enough violent collisions, we certainly don't need any attitude behind it.

Antoine D'Aubernoun said...

To be fair, I don't think anyone even hinted at retribution. I was trying to be funny with the head on a swivel thing. I never got the sense that anyone was going to come after me or anything. Other than me (and hopefully others) committing to trying to be a little more aware and cautious about just barreling in after a puck in spite of a looming collision, I never imagined there'd be any lasting effect from any of this. Sorry if it sounded more sinister.

Randy...
Privateers, #8

Anonymous said...

I guess I'm the only player in this League who doesn't have to have a head on a swivel. Players tried to check me only to bounce off of me. It is like a sedan colliding with a diesel. And everyone knows who wins those collisions.

For everyone, don't do anything stupid. They're very few players out there with very poor sportsmanship. And accidential collisions can also occur. Keep your head on a swivel, play hard and play safe.

Anonymous said...

"I'm proud of you fellas. You all kept your head on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself thrust into the middle of a vicious cock fight."
- Ron Burgundy

Anonymous said...

I killed a guy with a trident.

Anonymous said...

Lamp.

I love lamp.

Anonymous said...

I will smash your face into a car windshield then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner AND NEVER call her back!

Anonymous said...

anon 1:43 needs to go back to his home on whore island.

Anonymous said...

jazz flute is for little girls.

Anonymous said...

im too good for this league, but i play anyway

Anonymous said...

I'm proud of my team. The puckers didn't win much, but we tried hard. What more can you ask?
Rick Gregory

Anonymous said...

um, to win here and there?

Anonymous said...

Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off. Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk.

Anonymous said...

OMG!
Stars Sign Free Agent Sean Avery
The Dallas Stars announced today that the club has signed free agent left wing Sean Avery to a four-year contract that will pay him a total of $15.5 million. Avery, 28, collected 33 points (15 goals, 18 assists) in 57 games with the New York Rangers last season.

Anonymous said...

PERFECT! Stars need a goon!