Sunday, June 01, 2008

Back in the Swing of Things

With a practice session interrupting our schedule, and most of us not attending, it's great to be back on the ice again. I was there from start to finish, yeah, even the first game at 6:45. I certainly appreciate the added competition, variety, et al, of our sixteen team league, but it certainly has a few undesirable side-effects, early starts are better than having alternating weeks of play . . . I can't imagine Euless supporting more teams than sixteen.

Here's the week that was, and what a week it was:

Snipers(3-3-0) 3, DFW Titans(3-2-1) 2, OT, Shoot-out

The DFW Titans struggle to fill out their roster but with the addition of their coach they end up with the nice round number of ten and a goalie. However in warm-ups, Miller demonstrates his superior skills by roofing one over his goalie's shoulder and destroying Troy Elliot's water bottle. He toned it down and appears as nothing more than a body on the scoresheet. The first period saw Kevin Cook open up the scoring for the Snipers at the midpoint. The lead evaporated only 33 seconds later with Chris Holder's shot. In the second it was more of the same: DFW Titans' Jake Jordan gets a goal, less than a minute and a half later it's Chris Davis to Sharon Fletcher to Jesse Henderson for the counter punch. The third and overtime periods were deadlocked and, possibly suffering from dehydration, Troy Elliot allows the game winner to Kevin Cook in the shoot-out.

Silverwings(4-2-1) 2, Iceholes(3-2-1) 1, OT, Shoot-out

The Wings had two tasks to accomplish in this game: hold Jon Bird in check and find a goalie. They manage both. In the first period they put their second shot of the game behind Jayson Jones (he looked like he might have been sick) to take the lead, it would be the second of ten total shots on the Hole's net. The real story was at the other end of the ice where David Blubaugh filled the Silverwing net in substantial fashion turning away shot after shot until the final minute of regulation when after turning away yet another Jon Bird attempt, Raul Gilbreath sweeps in the rebound to send it to overtime. Blubaugh holds them off for the ensuing five minutes, accumulating 38 saves, and collects the win with extra shooters when the Silverwings' Chris Arendall (14th shooter) nets the last goal of the contest. Jon Bird, as the Iceholes' only offensive threat, wasn't completely neutralized as he earns an assist and scores a shoot-out goal, but the Silverwings are scored on pass/fail so that's gotta be a pass.

Brewzers(4-2-0) 2, Privateers(4-2-0)1

The Brewzers get a big performance from a fill-in goalie also, as yours truly assembles one of his best games to the frustration of the pre-pubescent Privateer offense. The majority of the game was played in the Brewzers' defensive zone, but the grizzled veterans play with patience and cool confidence, defusing most of the Privateer scoring chances before the can reach the net, and on one neutral zone mistake the Brewzers manage to dirty up the front of the net for the first score, the honor goes to Paul Thurston. The Privateers recollect themselves and with a new vigor attack the Brewzers' zone with stalwart play making and quick, odd man rushes, but all attempts were foiled by the Brewzers and Jon Ellis. In another turn over David Runyon scores from just inside the blue line, giving the Brewzers the cushion, they would need this later. The young 'Teers were beginning to unravel by the time the third came around, watching as their best attempts seemed to be for naught, and the clock ticking down. They pull their goalie with about a minute and a half left in the game and even keep three Brewzers from assaulting the empty net, then with 50 seconds left in the game, Patrick Haley sends in a harmless shot from the top of the circle but Privateer master scorer Cody Payne applies an expert deflection with the shaft of his stick, three feet in the air, and rainbows the puck over Ellis' head and just under the crossbar. The 'Teers erupt in joy and relief, but ultimately fail, unable to conjure another miracle shot. Thank you Lunch Box.

Komets(2-4-0) 3, Chiefs(1-5-1) 1

The Komets have been out done by a team with more problems than their own! In the first period the Komets' incestuous offense scored in the first minute with Nation sending it to Scott Baldree, then Bierwiler and Baldree set-up Dustin Nation half way through the period. Then they had a second period. Finally, with just over a minute left in the third the Chiefs find the twine via the stick of Bill Broad. Soon their after Stillwagon heads for the bench and the Chiefs' extra attacker yields an empty net goal to Mike Gallagher, the assist to Komet fill-in goalie Patrick Donaghue. A big night for fill-in goalies, as Donaghue gains a win for the Komets. I can't even remember how the Chiefs earned their only win, oh yeah, it was against me and the Diggers . . .

Patriots(6-0-0) 5, Moose(0-3-1) 0

Total domination. Do you remember what it was like in I-league a few years ago, I do, and most of the teams looked like the Moose do right now. Everyone likes to talk about ringers and which teams are stacked, blah, blah, blah. If you want to know what an I-league team really looks like, watch the Moose. Euless is virtually made up of ringers (I-league ringers, you know, not good players or anything). This team will have to wait a little longer for their time in the sun, but they have the right attitude and if they can stay together I know that it will happen for them. The Pats, on the other hand, have everything going their way. A well rounded team, whenever one aspect is not working another one covers. Brad Allen collects the hat trick, sure to bring him nothing but grief, and the other two goals are scored shorthanded on the same penalty by Greg Helenbrook and John Newell.

Stickmen(5-1-0) 1, Warriors(2-3-1) 0, OT, Shoot-out

Well, I really do appreciate defensive games and Goalie battles but they sure make for a difficult recap if you didn't witness the game. With only one goal on the scoresheet there isn't just a whole lot of substance to construct a story with. It is David Blubaugh's second appearance of the night and, once again, he delivers a terrific game, in fact flawless, turning away all seventeen shots, Talley and the Warriors match the Sticks step for step until the shoot-out. Jason Bergen wins the game with one shot. Just an aside, do both goalies get credit for a shut-out if the game goes to a shoot-out knotted at zero? I know that the scoresheet for this game incorrectly logs the goal as an overtime goal, instead of a shoot-out goal, and there are no records on how many shooters scored in the shoot-out, but I don't think shoot-out goals are held against goalies the same way as regular play goals are. Let me hear from ya'.

Blue Devils(5-1-0) 6, Grave Diggers(2-3-1) 2

The remarkable part of this game is that the Diggers scored at all. Both teams showed a lot of passion and a lot of penalties were earned and even more weren't. Bear in mind, whom you are bearing witness to, when "dirty play" talk rears its ugly head. The official count is 38 minutes in penalties, 12 to the Devils, the remaining 26 to the Diggers. With Blue Devil goals from Gerard Locke II, Arnie Osuna, Curtis Zoll, Brent Herschberger, Charlie Heine, and Jacob Reynolds, the Digger frustration was understandable, but it is up for debate just how slanted the calling of the game really was. The Diggers need to rally the troops and put this one behind them. Think positive, Diggers, you had a shooting percentage of twenty percent (he said, redundantly), with goals from Billy Quinn and Randy Chappel. The Blue Devils are surging.

Puckers(3-3-0) 4, Spiders(1-4-1) 2

The Spiders (the funnest team in the league) throw everything at the net but Pat Donaghue carries his second team to victory, with ample support from his offense. The scoring started right away for the Puckers, with two goals before the two minute mark, the first for Kent Gordon, then Rob Constantine. The Spiders stave them off for the remainder of the period then with the intermission adjustment, Andrew Patti needs only 18 seconds to cut the lead in half. Gordon scores again to regain the two goal lead before the period ends. Halfway through the third, Gordon completes the hat trick. The Spiders' rally starts with a goal from Mike Reeves but it also ends there, as the Spiders continue the downward spiral. Rumor has it the Spiders are assembling a D-league team . . . how's that working out?

I love this league!

I'll put some picture on soon, promise.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

There are rumors of Hodges slipping shaw wads of cash before the Blue Devils game began...

Anonymous said...

Hockie Newbey,

What did you do to get your ass kicked out of the Grave Diggers game?

Anonymous said...

thanks for the win ellis, grizzled vets brewzers.....Marbles

Anonymous said...

sounds like Ellis has some wandering eyes in the locker room to know so much about the Privateers collective anatomy. Perv.

Anonymous said...

I think I must have been ejected because Ellis (my goalie) was complaining about me. I was playing my first i-league defense position and he kept saying stuff like "What the hell are you doing to me?!" and "DUDE!! YOU JUST DRAGGED MY STICK OUT OF POSITION!" and "Have I ever mentioned that you suck?". Oh, and I was blowing kisses to the Blue Devil camper in front of Ellis.

Anonymous said...

The Brewzers were totally outplayed and got a lucky bounce on their first goal, and on the second goal, there was NOT a turnover -- the Brewzer player who scored got a loose puck in his own zone and shot what should of been an easy save in on Ryan Haley, who could not handle it.

Anonymous said...

cause no one ever makes mistakes in I-league, right?

Erick said...

As a member of the Privateers, I really don't feel like we have anything to be ashamed of. We did, as stated above, outpay the Brewzers. But their fill in goalie was just great. I was victimized by the sickest save of the night I think --- I was wide open in the slot, too a shot and the rebound went to my left as the golie was sprawled out to the right/center. I fired the rebound from my foot to the open side of the net just inside the left post, and goalie man makes a diving stick save -- a la Nabokov.

My line also missed an open net on a perfect cross slot pass that was fired just wide left at the start of the 3rd.

We did not bury our chances, and so it goes....

You should mention the huge pad save with 10 seconds left to preserve the 2-1 victory as well -- that was key too.

Erick said...

By the way -- we never got 'unravelled'.

We just kept pushing...

Anonymous said...

Hey, "anonymous" -- as Ryan Haley's dad, I have a question to ask you. If you're going be a whiny bitch and call out a player for making a mistake, why don't you be a man (or woman) and identify yourself?

Anonymous said...

how many times has this been said on this blog?

talking trash on the internet is like running in the special olympics...even if you win you are still retarded

Erick said...

May I recommend forced registrations to post?

Anonymous said...

I finally looked at point streak... I was told (on the ice) that I had 5 minutes for 'slew foot', (with less than 2 minutes left in the game). I didn't argue, I went to the naughty-box. Then i was told my goose was cooked, and to leave the ice completely. I didn't say a word, just left. Point streak shows I got 14 minutes!!! Who was bleeding?!! Please let me know which hospital room is occupied because of me so I can send him flowers!

Point Streak also registered one of the most even-tempered guys I know (Chilly Willy) as having gotten an unsportsmanlike too! I think the Ref's should have been a bit tougher on the REAL roughing going on earlier in the game instead of putting the hammer down on the last two guys getting to the party.

Anonymous said...

Man this is all just sad... Dads talking for daughters etc... Oh well it was a weak shot and I think she was caught napping... lol It's ok It is I league it happens! All we can say is welcome to Euless. Have fun dont worry bout the smack talk, just play...

Side note I think I just heard John's ego pop... Erick when you play as many games a night, as Ellis, you are bound to make a good save once in a while or maybe even get lucky... John is good but ask him why he quit the Spiders? Couldn't hang, was not winning enough, who knows...

Anonymous said...

As a retarded person, I resent the special olympics comment...

Nate

Anonymous said...

Damn, Newbie! You would have to commit a homicide to get a call from Josh Shaw. And all this is making me look like Mr. Clean!

Anonymous said...

that anonymous guy failed to mention that i scored on MYSELF. he is obviously just jealous that i am the only goalie in the league with a goal. snap!

bcIII said...

Well, Ryan, I hate to break it to ya' but I logged a goal last year (in the correct net no less), although it is true, as many games as I play, you know, the broken clock thing. After all, I was in net for the Digger's debachle.

I never left the Spiders for any reason but time. I told Mrs. Ellis that I would play for one team, and the spiders were very understanding and made a move to Nina (upgrade?), I returned to the Diggers because their goalie quit the day before the session started, and I hid it from my lovely wife until about three weeks ago. . . We're still married.

The Spiders are a great team, and I loved playing with them, unfortunately, I won't have the finances or time to play in their D-league incarnation.

Erick said...

I quit the Spiders a few seasons ago -- but Joelle did not seem to hold it against me. I did score an OT game winner for them in my final appearance with them.

Anonymous said...

ha, the correct net. ellis, you fucking nube. maybe someday you will be skilled enough for the backhanded deflection into your own net move. i'm sure that's why that guy couldn't use his name, he doesn't want to be discredited when i come out with my own home video collection of how to put the puck in your own net, with special guest the detroit redwings (that's right hoes, i have connections.) or he's afraid to get his ass kicked by a little girl. either one.

Anonymous said...

^^^ wtf??? Ryan stop drinking and then posting...

Erick said...

Don't forget --- we have the "Elite" superstar Cody Payne bitches!

D-League this!

Anonymous said...

As for Ryan's dad sticking up for her, who cares!? At least her dad stands up for his daughter! You are just jealous because your dad regrets you coming out of your moms uterus. That also explains the fact why you are afraid to show your name. You're just a pussy fart that got lucky and became an embryo. Some how your under achieving fetus hands strapped skates on and picked up a hockey stick. So hide your name, tuck your tail, and talk trash. We all see right through you. We understand the weak, we play against them every Saturday night. I must say, Ellis did good that night. Nice saves. We will see you in two weeks......

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the controversy from the Warriors/Stickmen game. The Warriors won that game in the shootout until the scorekeeper decided the shootout should be a best of 5 instead of best of 3.

Anonymous said...

if i stopped drinking then posting, that would mean i have to stop drinking at some point during the day. that does not fit in with my schedule.

bcIII said...

I heard something about the contraversy in the Warriors/Stickmen shoot-out, but my sources were vague on details, and like I mentioned, the scorekeeper logged the shots incorrectly on pointstreak (surely to cover his tracks) so no other evidence was presented. I can't understand why MHOA wouldn't be on top of shoot-out protocol for DPSC's. They hand out a crip sheet to the refs for easy reference as to special rules at all area rinks, and last I checked it was tacked up on their bulletin board in their locker room, oh wait, MHOA . . . I think I answered my own question.

Anonymous said...

Scorekeeper did log the shots correctly. Warriors did have have the game won after 3 shooters in the shoot-out. The officials did change the shoot-out from the best of 3, to the best of 5 and the Stickmen came back to win.

Warriors, I'm on your side and that was complete B.S. on what happened. But, I don't think score will be changed. Not since the George Brett pine tar incident years ago has a score been overturned on a controversial call in any sport. And Yockey probably will not overturn the score on this one.

Anonymous said...

Just two small points...

First the Snipers-Titans game (on the very same rink) went 5 shooters.

Second, the score keeper checked the RULES sheet and verified 5 shooters.

QQ less? Blame Dallas!

Anonymous said...

I agree with all the rest of the haters. It was very unfair for the stickmen to get two extra shooters and the warriors not to get any. It's almost like they purposely waited until that game to actually go and read the rule book and start doing things the right way just so we would win.

Phil should have gotten credit for a shutout, and I'd like to thank my team for breaking their necks to help me get mine. (Honorable mention to the PhantomWings for helping me get warmed up. No Jason, it's not getting old.)

I'd also like to take a moment to thank whoever that was that scored the warriors goal in the shootout (their only one) for waking me up before the shootout really got rolling. It's interesting how not wanting to look like a tool again will motivate you.

And while I feel that you're talking out your brown eye (stop smiling Nate) Mr. Stone Cold, I at least respect the fact you have the coin purse to claim your comments.

Anonymous said...

Way to shut 'em up Blueballs...

-Big Talker