Wednesday, January 16, 2008

The Dirty Dozen?

Finally the league has a perfect number of teams. Yockey should no longer have any excuse for his goofy scheduling of last session. No more double headers or weekday games, right? And the playoffs should be a little easier to wrap my brain around. I guess the only question I have is: who are "the Army of the Twelve Monkeys"?

With the collapse of the Patriots and their subsequent rebuilding season will ATM simply be a collection of disgruntled ringers quick to assume the role of league favorite? Or just another first year gaggle of spares? My sources are in conflict, but their first practice is this Saturday... And my scouts won't let me down.


MEANWHILE...
The puck rockets in from the top of the circle and beats Blubaugh on the ice, stick side. Olsen throws his arm out toward the goal.
Blubaugh:"No! No! Kicking motion! Didn't you see that? C'mon?"
Olsen:"What are you talking about? It was a clean wrister."
Blubaugh:"Yeah, and right off my skate. I kicked it in, NO GOAL!"

AND IN OTHER NEWS...
the five most erotic fruits:
#5 dates
#4 navel oranges
#3 coconuts
#2 prickly pears
#1 passion fruit

the five least erotic fruits:
#5 granny smith apples
#4 blood oranges
#3 figs
#2 prunes
#1 dingle berries

i am submitting this to http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/, there is no doubt about it!

bcIII

7 comments:

Snuggles said...

"I find the Pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats."

Anonymous said...

what a lovely bunch of coconuts you have there

Anonymous said...

greatest post ever since the islam profile. Nice job BCIII

BAC

Anonymous said...

yes, we have no bananas.

Anonymous said...

is there a practice schedule out yet?

Anonymous said...

practices were last week.......i think one team has one this week.

Anonymous said...

Warriors and Army of the 12 monkeys is at 930pm. Goalies welcome...