This weekend is the regular season finale before the playoff week next week…
BEHOLD! PREVIEWS OF DOOM!
6:30 Warriors vs Ice Holes
Head Coach Bobby Sirkis was trying to first and foremost beat the Ice Holes last week with the leftovers, he will use his knowledge gained last week to try again with his warriors squad. A win for the Ice Holes is a good thing, but not exactly necessary to get into the keg game. From Coach Siriks, “Ice Holes got lucky last week, I know their weaknesses now”.
6:30 Leftovers vs Spiders
What mercenaries will the spiders bring to bear in this game??? Leftovers may or may not be coached by their inspiration Bobby Sirkis, if not; Nate Hodges may make his coaching debut. From Junior Lindamood about the game, “I feel unstoppable; nothing can hold me back, except this team. I am applying for free agency next season…I want a keg.”
7:45 Puckers vs Black Widows
Black Widows need a win to stay in the keg hunt plus some help. They are capable of beating a capsized Puckers squad, question is, can Tom “Foolery” Yockey A. Get enough players to make up his team and B. Can his team score more than one goal? Find out on Saturday. From Yoc, “I swear if this team doesn’t give me more than four skaters to coach, I am resigning from coaching any team that has to do with an arachnid.”
7:45pm Brewzers vs Stickmen
A must win game for the stickmen, then prayers and hail Marys must be said in order to get the stickmen into the keg game. Brewzers had by far their best game in several seasons last week against a very tough blue devils squad and will see if they can duplicate and spoil another team’s keg hopes, dreams and cotton candy.
9pm Patriots vs Snipers
Patriots again take the ice looking to take a point from the game and secure the top spot in the league. They will have to go against a strong snipers squad composed of mostly stickmen members, bitter from their loss last week to the mighty Patriots. Rumor has it the Patriots are under investigation from the league for taping and stealing other team’s signals during games. All reports are alleged and without merit. We await league management for further comments.
9pm Komets vs Blue Devils
The Blue Devils are pissed off. It’s that simple. However they can make their season if they can force a Komets loss, thereby crushing any komets hope of a keg game. Komets win and they are in the big dance, if not, chaos could erupt in the division as a 3 to possibly 4 way tie of teams could occur. From Ray Workman, “The loss in last season’s keg burns deep within our souls. We will get revenge.”
30 comments:
According to the schedule I have, it shows the last reg-season game is on the 28th (mebbee they got it wrong, 'cause the 28th is a Friday)... If this weekend is the last reg-season game, then each team will miss out on playing someone... (no pats vs. BDs, no komets vs. stickmen, no snipeers vs. brewzers, no IH vs. Puckers, no spiders vs Warriors, no BW vs. Leftovers)... :( how sad.
However on point streak there is a section for I league for the Oct-Dec season. DPSC actually delivered!
So, I donder how much that will costs us?
Nate maybe coaching the Leftovers. HA! HA! HA!
GREAT WRITING NATE
Ah yes more internet fame for the I league. Point Streak at last. Too bad I'm hanging up the skates this next go round. The ol' body needs to heel... So I'll have to wait to see my name in lights. Lord knows in won't happen in this blog for my name ain't Sirkis, Hodges, Galagher, etc....
thats why you play I league? To see you name in lights? Pathetic!
no... we play I-League because we aren't good 'nuff for the NHL and our name in lights! oh yeah... and 'cause we are old and creepy.
so... who's in the keg race?
someone ask nate how many fingers you are holding up
12?
hodges
So, what is the schedule for this coming weekend ? Who is in the keg ?
I think it is the Patriots and the Lomets. They both won their games.
Patriots vs Komets
Ice hOles vs Black Widows
Stickmen vs Blue Devils
everything else has to be calculated later
and times created.
BAC
is the toilet bowl puckers v leftovers?
free the jena six!!
...is the rallying cry of the patriots against the KKKomets
yes the toilet bowl is between the puckers v leftovers
The Patriots just got sponsored by America. Rooting against them means you hate the USA.
Yeah, it's dangerous to mess with the patriots. I messed with Nate, and he made my browneye blue!!
It looks like Marky Mark & the Funky Bunch season is off to a 0-3 start. The Aints could have drafted Vince Young, but drafted a loser like Reggie Bush.
Look at the Cowboys. They 3-0. Like Jimmy Johnson used to quote: "HOW ABOUT THEM COWBOYS!"
THE AINTS ARE LOSERS!
Signed,
Guess Who ???
I thought this was a hockey website!?!
Gotta love stone cold.
Cold,
The Saints are mandated by law and the new Miller Lite Commissioner to lay 3 games for the rest of the league. This is simply just a handicapping move to make it fair.
Saints will finish 13-3 and win the next 16 Super Bowls. Write that down.
Signed,
Lex Luger's left roid inflamed nut.
Championship: 1. Patriots vs. 2. Komets 9:15pm
3rd: 3. Ice Holes vs. 4. Black Widows 9pm
5th: 5. Stickmen vs. 6. Brewzers 8pm
7th: 7. Blue Devils vs. 8. Spiders 7:45pm
9th: 9. Warriors vs. 10. Snipers 6:45pm
11th: 11. Puckers vs. 12. Leftovers 6:30pm
Mark,
I have good news & bad news.
Good news: The Aints are not going to lose this Sunday.
Bad news: The Aints are not going to win this Sunday.
So, sit back and watch a real team play this Sunday. Like my Cowboys.
Oh Mark,
Glad you can also route for the Stars since New Orleans doesn't have a NHL team. But if they did, they would losers like the Aints.
Rub it in Cold.
You can shave my head if the Cowgirls win the superbowl.
Marky Mark
Disclaimer: they have to win it this year.
MM
Oh Boy Marky Mark, it looks like in Febuary your going to have your head shaved and you are going to be my disciple.
Every man's dream. To be like you Stone Cold.
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