Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Summary week 8 I league

3 stars
- Melissa Munn- Black Widows: 2 Goals/ 1 Assist
- Andrew Patti – Spiders: 2 goals/1 Assist
- Travis Lehr – Patriots: 2 goals

Honorable Mention: Dave Runyon – Brewzers: 2 goals

Goalie of the Week: Bobby Michaelides: 23 saves on 24 shots: (warriors 0-1 loss)


Ice Holes 1 Warriors 0
Once again the warriors drop a heart breaking 1-0 loss as the Ice Holes win their game, hoping for help to somehow sneak into the title game. John Bird scores the game winner, however it was goalie Doug Taylor who held his own during the final Warrior onslaught to preserve the victory. Props to Bobby Michaelides who faces 24 shots on the night and stopped all but one of them.

Black Widows 4 Puckers 3.
Black Widows faced a team of “mercenaried” puckers who brought in several Ice Holes into this one. BW had their best performance of the season so far (and no Tom Yockey on the bench). It was the newest addition to the Black Widows that made us impressed by the hot and very talented Melissa Munn who was basically freakin amazing. Munn puts up two goals and an assist while Peanut Raliff and a mysterious #44 had the goals for the BW. One the flip side it was Nelkamp, Guy Riggs, and Pilcher who scored for the puckers. This one was a pretty good game to watch. If the Black Widows keep this team together next season, they’ll be pretty much unstoppable.

Patriots 2 Snipers 1
A very shorthanded patriots squad dishes out a decent performance against a very stacked snipers squad. This game featured the glorious return of Jeff Vaughan whose very presence defeated the hearts of the snipers squad just a little. It was Travis Lehr who caught fire in this one, scoring twice for the Pats. Jamil Jabri scored the lone goal from the snipers late to make the game interesting, but the patriots once again played excellent D along with some excellent saves from Phillip Talley. The challenge of the night was the Pats taking on Rob Mustell who put up 4 goals and an assist last week, however Mustell was curtailed as was the snipers. Props given to the snipers for throwing everything they had in this one. Patriots with the win will make their 3rd keg appearance in a year.

Brewzers 5 Stickmen 0
In what has been one of the strongest teams as of late, the brewzers are like….amazing? The brewzers once again dash the hope of a playoff contender, this time with a thrashing of the stickmen. Dave Runyon scores twice, while Steve Daniels, Rob Walker, and Matt Walker also score in this one. This one was dominated by the brewzers who threw 31 shots on the Sticks’. We don’t think even the Patriots would want to deal with the Brewzers right now, damn that team looked good…

Komets 3 Blue Devils 2
Several things happened in this one…lets start with scoring…After a scoreless first the Blue Devils struck first on our favorite teddy bear: Ray Workman’s goal. (more on workman later). Komets retaliated with an Alex Atkins goal. Blue Devils would then grab the lead again on a Chris Zolle strike for the 2-1 lead with under a minute left in the period. In the third, the komets would rally, yet again as Bryan Brookman scores the equalizer midway through the frame. It would then be the great Bruce “Old man and the Sea” Frankel off a Mike “Tony Romo” Gallagher for the winner with a minute left in the game. However the story in this one was the fact that the hot Bev Schlueter beat the living *#&$ out of Ray “Turtle” Workman. I mean geeze dude…you got your ass kicked. This fight was hilarious to hear about as Schlueter not only took out workman, then started roughing it up with Olson…comedy abounds. Sure, schlueter is suspended for the keg game, but who cares…it was fun to watch…see below. Anyways… The win gets the komets two must have points, and the komets get the head to head tie breaker over the Ice Holes for a date with the Patriots next week for it all.....oh here's the video we got from a random komet....


Spiders 4 Leftovers 1
Once again, no Tom Yockey on the bench means a victory for another spiders squad. The Spiders relied heavily on Evan Callahan and Andrew Patti who scored all the goals/assists in this one. Patti put up two goals and an Assist, as did Callahan. Leftovers once again could not get anything from Junior Lindamood who failed horribly, but it was Matt Chappel who got the goal from a Tom Griffin assist. This sets up a leftovers vs puckers toilet bowl that everyone is talking about. Rumor has it Bobby Sirkis will be scratching his entire team and brining in his C league Wet Willies team for a fun skate around….literally.

playoffs...

here they are...previews later...

Championship: 1. Patriots vs 2. Komets 9:15pm
3rd: 3. Ice Holes vs 4. Black Widows 9pm
5th: 5. Stickmen vs 6. Brewzers 8pm
7th: 7. Blue Devis vs 8. Spiders 7:45pm
9th: 9. Warriors vs 10. Snipers 6:45pm
11th: 11. Puckers vs 12. Leftovers 6:30pm

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

HELL YEA YOU GO WITH YOUR MAD VIDEO SKILZ!!!! If that doesn't fully describe Bev in 1:09 I don't know what would.

Anonymous said...

Dallas Lehr broke his ankle during the Patriots game. He had surgery and will be out for a while.

Hope you have a quick recovery Dallas.

Anonymous said...

there are some people here who know how to have some fun!! that video was hilarious! can you really rough up somebody who's drunk and cant feel it(olsen) ????

Anonymous said...

Dallas get well dude, I hope to see you on the ice soon.

Nate, that was a good video. It is evidence that Bob Sirkus should not pick a fight with a girl. He might get his ass kicked.

Anonymous said...

any chance that we can have personal stats next session? Then the whiners will know who the true "ringers" are. ;) Nah, seriously... It was cool when they had the stats posted the last session... :)

Anonymous said...

Appreciate all the emails and comments left for me. Special props out to the Snipers dude in the blue helmet [sorry I don't know your name], appreciate the help off the rink. I was going to use the typical NHL statement of "lowerbody injury" and be a game time decision but the 2 screws in my ankle say otherwise. Look forward to seeing everyone at the Cross Bar this Saturday. Good luck to all!
--Dallas

Anonymous said...

that video is my personal highlight in the history of this blog. thanks, nate.

bc

Anonymous said...

PS: that video was a personal 'fun' video between the Komets members... something we could all laugh about. I hope that Ms. Bev doesn't kick my ass for producing it, and that there aren't any spontaneous girl-fights as bev takes on the female photographer of that epic ice battle.

*well, maybe one or two girlfights would be ok*

Anonymous said...

i think the best girl fight ever was between little balls and no brakes a few weeks ago.

sirkis

Anonymous said...

Ask Gloria Buell about the cat fight she had a few years ago. Her and Peanut Ratliff got into a furious scrap.

Anonymous said...

thats hot

BAC

Anonymous said...

Final Standings????

Anonymous said...

damn. that is sad. at least Rich no longer holds the biggest wus fighter title.

Anonymous said...

little balls, do they call you little balls cuz you take roids?

Anonymous said...

Damn Dallas, sorry to hear that brutha! Get well Soon. This hockey shit is getting too hard on us old guys.

Anonymous said...

get well soon dallas. looking forward to the weekend... which team is the worst in i-league? this game means everything to me. good luck to les and the pats!

Anonymous said...

. Patriots
2. Blue Devils
3. Spiders
4. Puckers
5. Snipers
6. Warriors
7. Komets
8. Ice Holes
9. Brewzers
10. Stickmen
11. Black Widows
12. Leftovers
how far off were ya???

Anonymous said...

well he got the Leftovers and the Patriots right....