Monday, August 20, 2007

Week 4: I league


3 Stars:

1. Alex Atkins: Komets: 3 Goals – komets 6-1 win
2. Dallas Lehr: Patriots: 2 Goals- Patriots 2-0 win
3. Todd Smith: Blue Devils – went a game without taking a penalty.

Goalie of the Week: Philip Talley- Patriots – 15 saves on 15 shots – shutout

So there were no score sheets really except for like two, so we pieced together information…

Brewzers 3 Puckers 2 (OT)

Brewzers survive a very physical battle where the puckers got chippy.

Ice Holes 5 Snipers 0
Ice Holes may be this season’s mayhem. We knew this team could play defense well, but scoring lacked…that theory was shot down. This was an absolute holocaust.

Komets 6 Leftovers 1
See this website HERE ... from coach bobby sirkis "Next time we lose a game, every single player on the roster, whether they played or not, will eat an entire lemon...peel and all" Los komets were inspired by Bobby Sirkis' teachings before the game, and are where they are at today because of him. They should make a golden calf unto him.

Black Widows 3 Stickmen 1
Black Widows bounce back from their loss last week and beat a scrappy stickmen squad. We heard there was hooliganism in this one as well.

Patriots 2 Warriors 0
Another glorious win for the Patriots. Dallas Lehr gets both markers against his old club, with his brother Travis landing an assist on one of the strikes. Warriors threatened late, however could not beat the rock solid defense of the patriots. From warriors coach about his silent high schooler, "I am waiting for him to get a goal, an assist...something. I'm worried, he is starting to look like hodges out there."

Blue Devils 4 Spiders 1
The spiders have all but imploded as the Evil Empire wins their second straight game. Scott Speelman, Mark Cameron, David Ogle, and Dan Glien score. From Ray “Painted Toenail” Workman, “We will be winning the rest of our games this season, we have a championship to win.” Ray, where did you get the pedicure from?

68 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would like to bring up the use of ringers (yes, again) in the I-League. I *personally* walked into the Komets dressing room to see the Komets gather into a circle, holding a séance to call on the alledged "Spirit of Chris Gallagher" in an attempt to increase their scoring and unity.

If Tom Y. is indeed going to clean up the league and put an end to all of the unfair play, then perhaps the Komets use of the supernatural should come under scrutiny.

6-1! You can't tell me that any REAL team of Instructional Players can do that without the divine! Perhaps no one else saw it, but I was certain that Olson went into a stupified-trance during a particular Komets puck possession, allowing "supergirl" to muscle through two large burley defenders with elbows and gusto... And she was never called for the obvious roughing!

I would like to propose, if the spirit of Chris G. isn't exorcised from the building, that each team be given a use of Dallas Stars branded ouija boards, automatic writing mediums and short old mystical ladies who can declare "this house is clean".

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO

Anonymous said...

That is some funny and ingenious writing! I waish we knew who that was ...Truly funny!

Blog Alternate Captain said...

It was the spirit of Josh Briscoe

may God rest his soul...

Anonymous said...

LOL - This is great... I especially like the part that I can muscle my way through 2 large burley defenders.... Let me tell you, I am such a brut.... (Have you seen my size vs. most defenders?)

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!

- Supergirl #30 (Mel)

Anonymous said...

So... what was different about Olson? I don't think I saw a connection there. ~ HockieNewbey

Anonymous said...

kometshockeystop.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
kometshockeystop.blogspot.com"

Are you accusing a team of rampant and irresponsible self-promotion here at the EulessHockeyStop?

Anonymous said...

For those keeping score, warriors#8 douche didnt shake hands after the game..and didnt have an impact on the game itself

Anonymous said...

is that what they teach in high-school sports now-a-days? or is it simply his outward expression of the inner-contempt he has for us old I-leagers?

Anonymous said...

Whoever annointed sirkis as THE COACH needs to rethink all that

Anonymous said...

OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now that's what this blog is about! Great comment absolutely funny! I wish everyone would take note of it and do what they are meant to do in I League....Laugh and enjoy!

Blog Alternate Captain said...

Bobby Sirkis is The Coach, all of you old guys could actually learn from his greatness...heck even isham learned something from him...

Anonymous said...

"Just remember... half my pads are older than you punk!"

Snug

Anonymous said...

half of your pads are older than me? you should probably buy some new depends or something....

Anonymous said...

What do you mean scoresheets were not done. They were put on the front desk table after games where I always put them. The Black Widows-Stickmen gmae included a blade end slap-spearing penalty with Game Misconduct and another Stickmen penalty receiving a Match for uncontrollable behavior to Referee Brian Watson.

Anonymous said...

Good thing about Old-Timers. Drillers (Ed Reuch's team) had Steve Duchene of the Detroit Red Wings play, and Coors Light did not complain.

Anonymous said...

That's a great story to start the blog. lol I didn't know J.K. Rowling played hockey in euless. I hope she can sign my copy of Harry Potter and the deadly Komets.

Anonymous said...

Are you sure it was the spirits of supernatural eminating from the Komets locker room? I thought that green cloud emitting from their locker room was just stench of unwashed hockey equipment and the by product of poor personal hygene...

Anonymous said...

Is there a difference?

Anonymous said...

Let me set the record straight! KOMETS HAVE NO RINGERS!

I was was on the Leftovers last Saturday. And our team played like sh_t! Our team absolutely s__ks this season. Keep playing like we did last Saturday and we will be 1-8!

And the message to my Leftover teammates is to get off your lazy asses and go to public skate, stick & puck. The Komets did and look where they are now!

Congratulations to the Komets not only for beating us, but for the hard work the team has put together to climb the mountain. If only the leftovers get the message then maybe we can stop the pathetic losing!

Anonymous said...

Has anyone noticed the komets are made up of almost the entire phantoms team?


BAC, can you investigate?

Anonymous said...

In my humble opinion, it'd be MUCH easier for the leftovers to put forth more effort on the ice if they weren't so tired from all the penalty kills they're on cause SOMEONE doesn't know how to stay out of the penalty box.

Just saying, before you start criticizing us for having fun, learn what not to do on the ice.

Anonymous said...

um..........if i recall correctly, we (leftovers) only had on penalty last week.

"learn what not to do on the ice."

that would be everything you do!!!

j/k couldn't resist! you guys are way to passive, to affraid to make a mistake. play on the edge a little

Anonymous said...

Good advise... playing on the edge. Perhaps you should all play on the ICE like I do...

I play on my belly, on my back, on my side. I play sliding on my back head-first, feet-first and even in a sort of "twisted-up" manner.

I play with my stick laying beneath my prone form. I play with my face-cage leaving little squiggly lines on the ice.

I play with a hacking cough. I play with freshly laundered gear. I play with the idea of practicing at a stick-n-puck event.

I play extra-'on the edge' when I forget how to skate and end up doing a "moon-walk" in place because I forgot I was even wearing skates on a slippery, frozen surface.

It makes the game really fun... I just can't wait until the next game to see what new ways I can come up with to embarrass myself.

I am just so grateful that my team is there to have fun. They are *all* my teachers and coaches. ~ HockieNewbey

sovietdoosh said...

Chicken noodle soup...

Anonymous said...

The Komets are the Phantoms? Well that explains the use of the supernatural!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if the game sheets are on Pointstreak like the others are????

Anonymous said...

The Komets and the Phantoms Share 6 people from what I can gather. Have you seen the Phantoms record!!! Last season they only won 1 game and this summer session they have only won 3 games. The people they share are in no way ringers. They are just players that are trying to get better by playing with players better then them. Everyone else should take note of that and stop talking about ringers. The only way to get better is to practice and to play with those better then you.

Anonymous said...

I totally disagree!!!!!!!!!!! The only way for me to look better is to play with people who are beginners. That way Ill look great! I like being called a ringer. :-)

It makes my day!

Anonymous said...

With all this talk about the Komets.... I believe that the only people who ever read this blog are the Komets or ex Komets! Are there no other teams to talk about?

Anonymous said...

Quote: "Are there no other teams to talk about? "

Since I am not a non-Komet or a non-ex-Komet, you will have to talk about the other teams for me. Please do!

Your turn...

Anonymous said...

"Have you seen the Phantoms record!!! Last season they only won 1 game and this summer session they have only won 3 games."

The reason they play in I league, they suck as D leaguers.

Anonymous said...

"Are there no other teams to talk about? "

now that the mayhem boys have left

Anonymous said...

Speaking of the Mayhem... how are they doing in their new league(s)?

Anonymous said...

I don't know how the Mayhem is doing... Who cares LOL

Anonymous said...

The Phantoms are an aberration of thr Komets. A deviation of the norm. The Phantoms are a mere ghost of the Komets.

So lets talk about RINGERS shall we? If the Komets have 6 Phantoms then they have 6 ringers!

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know how I can learn to lift the puck?

I have been trying to get it up for a while and I am having trouble...

Anonymous said...

Dear BAC...............

I must tell you that I am appolled at the desicion you made to include that masecre link int the Leftovers game versus the Komets. I was natuarally curious with the lack of information when it was fierst published. Sirkis's comment had not yet been posted...

so I clicked on it. OMG I could nt believe that you would out that in!

I was tramatized for two days. I finally mustured up enough curage to view the blog today. I am naturally a fun lovingh easy going I-League hockey player who monds his own business.

I AM GOING TO RIP YOUR HEAD OFF IN OUR NEXT MEETING!

Anonymous said...

"I have been trying to get it up for a while and I am having trouble..."

Don't you get the spam in your inbox that I do? Such things can be swiftly allieviated with a little pill of some color-or-other.

Perhaps the root problem is you need to play with someone OTHER THAN yourself.

Blog Alternate Captain said...

Dear disgruntled hockey player...

you are probably 35-40ish

and you are in i league for a reason. You wont be able to catch me and for that matter, if you did manage to touch me, it would be me laying you on your old arse.

(Bows)

Good day sir

Blog Alternate Captain said...

Update: Mayhem is dominating NYTEX. Unless proper tribute is payed, they threatened to return and school everyone again.


Also: Phantoms and komets corrilation is correct, about 80% of the komets roster is on teh phantoms

Final note: if you are having problems getting it up, reposition your hands on your stick.

Anonymous said...

If we can consider the 80% account as accurate (as involves the Komets roster also on the Phantoms), and if we can consider the information regarding their win/loss record on the Phantoms as also accurate, then we can also logically assume that the true strength of the Komets roster is *not* its Phantom players, but those other folks on the Komets who do not play for the Phantoms. THEY are the true strength behind the wins. They lead and the Phantoms squad simply follows. These fine American's are the hope for a more secure and happy tomorrow! GOD BLESS AMERICA!

... or we might consider that the D-League teams are simply far better than the Phantoms and all that bunk I just wrote above is meaningless ...

~ Jr. Komet

Anonymous said...

Mayhem are 8-1 or something like that

Anonymous said...

komets will soon be 3-2-1 and at that point will not be able to repeat. the dynasty will end in defeat

Anonymous said...

The Puckers got chippy? Where do you get your info--the National Enquirer?

Anonymous said...

Dear BAC....Sir? you calling me a SIR????????????????????????????? Look again.... I am no sir! I am a mam!

Anonymous said...

Dear Bac :-) .................Also, I am going to RIP your head off again!

Disgruntled mommy...

Anonymous said...

I heard a rumor that the Komets are on roids.... Shhhhhh...dont tell anyone.

Anonymous said...

How else do u explain Supergirls' dash through two burley strong men?????

Anonymous said...

i heard hodges will coach the patriots next year. what an excellent choice. i am sure they will be able to finally win the keg!

all the other teams might as well go to nytex now.

Anonymous said...

Puckers only had 8 players on the bench from what I saw and the "penalties" came from trying to contain a full Brewzers bench. All in all a pretty clean game though.

Anonymous said...

nah. he'll "hodge it up"

Anonymous said...

The Patriots, coached by "thin air" last 2 weeks, have beaten Yockey and Sirkis-coached teams.

Leave Hodges alone...

Anonymous said...

re: supergirl skating through burley men...


reason: they couldn't skate

Anonymous said...

Please dont insinuate they are better coached LOL

Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and then....

Anonymous said...

OK OK I am confused here.... I dont understand... I copied this and pasted it BAC....

from coach bobby sirkis "Next time we lose a game, every single player on the roster, whether they played or not, will eat an entire lemon...peel and all" Los komets were inspired by Bobby Sirkis' teachings before the game, and are where they are at today because of him. They should make a golden calf unto him.


Is Sirkis the coach of the Comets?

Confused I-Leaguer

Anonymous said...

Question: If I am a Ringer at Euless.... Will I be considered a Ringer AT NYTX?????

Anonymous said...

no, different cities have different restrictions on ringers.

Blog Alternate Captain said...

Confused I leaguer:

Sirkis is not the coach of the komets. However he did have several private hands on lessons with a player or two of that team...

because that occurred, some of Sirkis' overall awesomeness was imparted into the komets.

As to why Sirkis was imparting teachings to members of the enemy he was about to play, sirkis replied, "Hey, she was hot."

However experts from around the league agree that this phenomena will not linger over the comets too much longer...

Anonymous said...

"Komets envy in Freudian psychoanalysis refers to the theorized reaction of an Euless I-League Team during its psychosexual development to the realization that they do not have a Ice-Rinks chance in Hell to beat the Komets. Freud considered this realization a defining moment in the development of smack-talking skills and sexual identity for these teams. According to Freud, the parallel reaction in the Komets to the realization that other teams do not have any skills what-so-ever is No-Challenge anxiety.

In contemporary culture, the term is sometimes used inexactly or metaphorically to refer to the idea that adult league players wish they had a skilled team, or to refer to anxieties between said teams about the size of their genitals." ~ Komets Envy (wikipedia.org)

Anonymous said...

Dear BAC,

How quickly you forget our encounter along the boards. For the record it was 45 and 325lbs.

Your friend,

Snug

Anonymous said...

Hey BAC, do a poll to see how many people like your tabloid commentary or if they want to "rip your head off".

Blog Alternate Captain said...

RE: above comment



Get aids and die

Anonymous said...

the person that posted about Freud probably has aids

Anonymous said...

wow... that Freudian post must have really hit home.

Please understand I am not a real medical professional (I only play one in the movies), so if any of the above matches up to your own experieces, you should seek professional help.

Anonymous said...

Everyone on this blog needs professional help... including myself.

Anonymous said...

Damn you people. . . .I am late for an appointment and I can't stop reading this shit. . .