Friday, March 23, 2007

I League Week 7 Matchups

Week 7 is upon us and while a beer fiasco looms over the heads of all I and D leaguers, hockey must go on! One would call this "seperation saturday" as the wheat and the chaff will be seperated, while some playoff pictures could get confused to the max.
(a couple of time changes this week: The Snipers/Leftovers and the Mayhem/Borrachos game was moved to earlier time)


Leftovers vs Snipers 6:15pm
Snipers should take the day in this showdown. However the leftovers proved last week they can score and play a little defense in the process. Snipers chances of making the keg game go up exponentialy with a win.

Mayhem vs Borrachos 7:30pm
The league's highest scoring team will take on one of the most defensive sqauds in what is nothing less than a playoff game. The loser of this one will be left praying for help to get to the championship game in the Gold Division. This does feature Mayhem goalie Chris Duran against the scoring machine of Jim Stuckeman. Bobby Sirkis is prepared to announce his retirement if his mayhem boys lose this one. Shawn Haley will out drink the entire Fugaweez team if the Borrachos win.

Stingers vs Shockers 8:15pm (Green)
Stingers man for man have the advantage, but Shockers may have the momentum to play better. We dont know who will be in net for the shockers. But one thing is for certain, a loss, and the shockers are out of the keg. There hasnt been a total eclipse in a while, we think it might be time for one.

Puckers vs Slackers 8:45pm (Gold)
Dont tell the puckers they can play spoiler...they tend to get up for these games when they are. Slackers will throw all they have at the lucky puckers to try and win back to back games.

Fugaweez vs Blue Devils 9:30pm (Green) I league Silver Game of the Night
A classic here as both old school I league teams battle. Fugaweez can put a dent in the BD season of destiny with a win, while the Ray Workman and his band of merry men will try to scrap by Lehr, Sandlin and Co.

Brewzers vs Stickmen 10pm (Gold)
While all the talk in the silver has been focused on the Snipers/BD...the Brewzers are silently waiting for one of those teams to slip. However they face a must win situation against a solid Stickmen squad who, again, will fight for the supremacy of Gold Division awesomness...

Komets vs Spiders 10:45pm (Green)
Los Komets will try and topple Mike Gallagher and his group of dangerous spiders. Komets will have to figure out a way to get the puck past Jeremy Brown who was solid in his OT win last week. Jeff Vaughan says TiVo this one and go watch the Brewzers/Stickmen game.

Patriots vs Ice Holes 11:15pm (Gold) I league Gold Game of the Night
The Season is on the line for the Patriots who are winners of their last four games. The Ice Holes who tout the league's only undefeated record will go up against a solid Pats squad who's season is on the table. Its the #2 offensive team vs the #1 defensive squad. Gonzales vs Skupien. Gilbreth vs Vaughan. Some are calling it a preview of the battle of armeggedon. You decide.

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Shawn Haley will out drink the entire Fugaweez team if the Borrachos win."

Does that make me a drinking ringer???

#89

Anonymous said...

We could have used your ringer ass tonight :(

Anonymous said...

Just FYI, the Puckers haven't used the name "Lucky Puckers" in about 2 years.

Anonymous said...

It don't take a wimp like Haley to out drink the Fugs. Anybody from any team can out drink the Fugs.

Anonymous said...

Even a little guy like Hodges can outdrink Haley.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Hodges can outdrink Haley.

Anonymous said...

if i retire tonite i only get 75% of my pension. i may stick it out for a few more games

Anonymous said...

if i retire tonite i only get 75% of my pension. i may stick it out for a few more games

Anonymous said...

yeah, but we call you Lucky Puckers in the most ironic sense. ;)

Anonymous said...

How's that irony when the Puckers get lucky at your expense?

Anonymous said...

Nice Ringer Mayhem

Anonymous said...

"Nice Ringer Mayhem"- oh I see, it must be time for excuses. On another note, I would like to give a very special thanks to Nate for his efforts in the Mayhem/Borrachos game;)

Anonymous said...

It's a beer league. Don't take it so serious. I am really sorry you didn't make the football team in high school. Get a life douche.

Anonymous said...

So you're going to tell me that #7 has been playing all season for Mayhem?

Anonymous said...

no you are right he hasn't played all season he missed the Ice holes game cause he was sick I think. We know its a beer league but everytime a team loses a game to a to any team then you know there will be ringer talk. We lost to the Ice holes and the only thing we had to say... was Congrats.
(excluding Duran he did bitch a little bit)

Anonymous said...

i seriously hope that the team that has had the most complaints about ringers this year is complaing about a player on another team.

since we are on the topic of ringers....who was that little #31 the leftovers brought to the bench??

Anonymous said...

his name is ernie, but his friends call him chip

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Anonymous said...

It's just so nice to not being called a ringer anymore.....funny how that happens when the team loses....as for Mayhem, great game..I wish all games were like that one. Several Borrachos myself included really enjoyed that game. A bounce here or there and it's a different game. Congtrats guys...see you next season.


#89

Anonymous said...

stop being so politically correct haley. Just remember this is a arms race, and if we get one ringer than the other teams have to match and soon it will be like the cold war until the Keg game is won and a nuclear winter falls over beer league.


by the way $9 dollar labatts sucks balls. have good and get give

Hockey Whore

Anonymous said...

Sorry....running for public office



#89

Anonymous said...

I guess Haley didn't get drunk off his ass last Saturday. Your still a drinking ringer.

Anonymous said...

Hockey and drinking ringer......how about something original?? C'mon people, you can do better.


#89

Anonymous said...

Fertility ringer

Anonymous said...

No one an match my mad sperm skillz!!!



#89

Anonymous said...

y does it seem like the same two people posting comments about themselves all the time?

Anonymous said...

yer mom ...

Anonymous said...

The Puckers got lucky again.

Anonymous said...

jealous you're not a drinking ringer? You could be a whining ringer at the rate you're going.



#89

Anonymous said...

Drinking ringers huh ...

I'm your huckleberry

#91

Anonymous said...

was the boycott of the crossbar successful?

Anonymous said...

It was for me.....I was out by 10:00. My 2 1/2 yr old had nothing to do with it.

Stother....I would be the Ringo to your Holliday. "Are you retired too?"


#89

Blog Alternate Captain said...

Not me, I'm in my prime

Anonymous said...

your 2 1/2 year old is a future ringer.

Anonymous said...

I'm hoping


#89