Friday, March 02, 2007

I league Week 5: Preview

Puckers vs Stingers: 745pm Gold
Stingers want to bounce back from their loss to the patriots. Puckers are playing for honor. From Stingers center Josh Briscoe: "Losing two games in a season...that's unacceptable".

Slackers vs Borrachos: 8:15pm Green
Borrachos led by hockey legend Shawn Haley will look to deal another loss to the reeling slackers. Borrachos need a win to be in the hunt for top playoff spots. We wonder if Jim Stuckeman can break the 10 point mark? Gotta be a record.

Mayhem vs Spiders: 9pm Gold (I league game of the night: Gold)
Mayhem has only surrendured one goal this season. Can the spiders at least double that? Spiders look to shatter Mayhem's ego. Chris Gallagher vs Chris Conner...Barry Melrose called and said he is intreagued by this matchup.

Shockers vs Blue Devils: 9:30pm Green (I league game of the night: Silver)
The two hottest teams in the Silver division tangle in this one. Both with great goaltending, defense and ringers who can score.

Stickmen vs Patriots: 10:15pm Gold
Patriots look to continue their winning ways, they've won three of four this season and are right on the heels of Mayhem and the Ice Holes. The Great Jeff Vaughan looks to get points in back to back games.

Ice Holes vs Leftovers: 10:45pm Green
Call the UN...an unholy massacre is in the wind for this one.

Fugaweez vs Komets: 11:30pm Gold
Man for Man the Fugs should take care of business, but that could have been said for a couple games this season. Komets trying to figure out how to win a game in regulation.

Brewzers vs Snipers: 11:55pm Green
Late Night Hockey in this one kids. Brewzers and Snipers both come into this one in the middle of the Silver division...A prime spot to be in to make a late season keg run.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

somebody get the BAC a spellcheck.
do steroids affect spelling ability?

-- Spelling Nazi

Anonymous said...

i hear they make men grow woman boobs

Anonymous said...

I like woman boobs.....



#89

Anonymous said...

on the ticket ...

Anonymous said...

More Saturday night hockey on tap and all you can talk about is 'roids and boobs. Sounds like a night at a Rangers game... ('roided players on the field, boobs in the grandstands and $6 beer for your enjoyment!)

Anonymous said...

I like thick DONG. Will there be thick dongs tonight?

Anonymous said...

Maybe DUNG!

Anonymous said...

Maybe DUNG!

Anonymous said...

all that and next ...

Anonymous said...

And a bag of chips!

Anonymous said...

You like lists?