Thursday, November 08, 2007

Week 2!

Sorry for the late posting…we kinda got like a grown up job…so finding time to post has been difficult. Don’t know how you did it drago…

Behold! Last Saturday!

Brewzers 4 Stickmen 0

In the first of two games for the Brews that night, they took the first one by storm in a 4-nil win. Matthew Walker scored twice while Paul Thurston also had a goal. Jamil Jabri also had an excellent night, as he put up a goal and an assist. This game could have been a lot worse, but David Blubaugh for the stickmen stopped 29 of 32 on the night. Back to greatness, the Brewzers have never looked this good. Rumor has it the patriots have begun filming their games…

(david blubaugh?! Whats up with the late game misconduct man?!)

Puckers 4 Brewzers 2

Perhaps we stand corrected on the Brewzers’ greatness?? Puckers dominated this one, perhaps by a lack of brewzers players? Mac Kenzie Funi scored the opening goal for the Brewzers, while Steve Niekamp tied it on a John Ward and Travis Lehr assist. Brewzers would then get the go ahead marker on a Paul Thurston goal. In the second period it was the puckers who started running away with it. Guy Riggs and Ward would score to give the puckers the upper hand, while Chris Kirton would ice the game in the third for the puckers fourth goal on the night.

Patriots 2 Ice Holes 1

A Joke:

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

JEFF VAUGHAN!

Patriots take vengeance over their opening season loss last season with a dramatic 2-1 victory over the Ice Holes. In a game where defense prevailed and goaltending was at it’s finest, we saw this one go to the tenth’s place on the clock in regulation before a winner was decided. Pats continued their assault from Greg Helenbrook for the opening score, however Chris Hayes tied the game on a Greg Durante goal. However, it was the great master of hockey, he who’s name shall not be spoken by Egyptians, the great Jeff Vaughan who scored with .7 left in the game to crush the Ice Holes spirit and send Patriots nation rejoicing into the night once again. Patriots have now won 10 straight dating back to last season, who will lose first? New England Patriots, or Euless Patriots?

Patriots Hockey: We Pop Bottles….




Blue Devils 3 Komets 1

In what was the biggest rivalry next to the Patriots and Mayhem, this rivalry just got even bigger ... When newly hired Blue Devils coach Nate Hodges arrived late from the Patriots performance, he witnessed two horrible circumstances…the Komets were winning, and Sirkis was coaching the Komets. However the Blue Devils, who had half of china on their bench, rallied and carried the day. Rich Duval scored to open up the scoring on a Sean “Space Pope” Kier assist 30 seconds into the game. A scoreless second and mighty defensive performance was had in the second, but in the third…all hell broke loose. Blue Devils strike on a glorious play by Ray “Mighty Viking Warrior” Workman on a Todd “Mike Modano” Smith assist for the huge equalizer. The great Todd Smith would have the go ahead goal, even though pointstreak gave it to the goalie…WTF?!? This game also saw the return of the Euless hockey messiah himself, Josh Briscoe, who was epic on faceoffs. Some fireworks ensued as their was a violent collision involving a komet and a BD…some are calling it intentional, others purly incidental…we hope this doesn’t further infuriate this rivalary…Ray workman, not to be outdone, scored the empty netter and iced the game and sweet revenge for the Blue Devils.

Warriors 3 Spiders 2 SO

In our first shootout of the season, it was the Warriors…aka the Colts who remain undefeated on the year. Jon Hale off a Lynn Kresta and Mallissa Daniels assist had the spiders out in front early. However Scott Dolbee would have the answer late in the period. Michael Ginnard would score for the spiders in the second, however Mark Arnold would tie it up for the warriors in dramatic fashion. In the shootout it was Frank Casperson who would win it in the shootout and keep the perfect season alive for Coach Dallas Lehr and the Warriors. From Lehr, “We just went out there, played it one period at a time, gave 100% and really told the boys to keep shooting and score more points than the other team, we did that today and we won.”

Grave Diggers 3 Snipers 2

Not on Pointstreak…

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

I league Week 1

Standings and Stat leaders are on pointstreak...go look. Its week one anyways, doesn't matter.


Grave Diggers 5 Puckers 2
The 2nd game of the night for the grave diggers found them on the winning side as the GD put up 5 against what was supposed to be a stacked Puckers squad this season. Randy Chappel had two goals, while Dan Grimes had a goal and an assist for Grave Diggers. Puckers two goals were from Steve Niekamp and Guy Riggs. Puckers goalie Casey Jenkins was obliterated with 37 shots on the night.

Ice Holes 1 Grave Diggers 0
The first game of the season for the GD did not go according to plan as they had to battle a stingy Ice Holes defensive torrent. In what has become farm system for the D league Spartans over at Nytex, the Ice Holes dominated play by casting 27 shots at Grave Diggers’ goalie John Ellis, Michael Crook had the games only goal off a Andrea Cortinas assist. Ice Holes looked damned near impenetrable on Defense.

Warriors 6 Brewzers 5 (OT)
The coaching debut of Dallas Lehr got kicked off to a great start as this game featured what should be two of the top teams in the league this season. Game was started off by Sean Griffen getting two goals in the first for the Warriors, while Kenneth Thomas and Matthew Walker getting two for the Brewzers. Third Period had Walker get his 2nd of the night while Daniel Grimes and Damon Lacey had the goals which gave the Warriors the lead into the third frame. In the third, both squads tore into each other as Walker would get the hat trick on the night while his brother Rob Walker would also get a goal. Tim Brady (cousin of Tom Brady?) scored the only goal in the third for the Warriors. This would send the game into OT where the great Clark Sandlin on a Tim Brady assist would get the winning talley.
Both these teams have tons of talent and are teams to be feared this season.

We also hear the Brewzers are getting new uniforms….FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stickmen 3 Spiders 1
Stickmen get an excellent performance in net from David Blubaugh, while getting adequate support from his offense to start the Stickmen off on the right foot in a 3-1 win. Stickmen drew first blood on a Tom Buckner goal in the first. In the second it would be Joe Tomme on a Ken Halford assist. Spiders tried to make a comeback on an Andrew Patti strike, however the empty netter from Ken Halford iced the game and Tom Yockey once again threw his clipboard against the wall. From Jesse Henderson, “I would like to thank our fans for coming out tonight, I’m glad I could put up such a great performance, and I would like to thank Alex Eyesermans for his pregame massages he gives me and Halford, it really helps us get loosened up before the game.”

Snipers 4 Blue Devils 0
It appears the Snipers and Stickmen could competing for best record in the league (what a keg game that would be if both teams could make it). This one was all snipers as Joe Tomme gets two goals, while Jesse Henderson and Fred MacDonnel also had goals in this one. Ken Halford and Larry Wade both had assists in the winning cause. The Evil Empire looked sporadic in the loss, perhaps from their lack of practicing in the offseason. From Ray Workman, “This loss was really a wake up call, we are going to be focused the rest of the season, it stars in the gym and the film room, and ends on the ice next week.”

Patriots 7 Komets 2

In his first pre-game speech as head coach, Nate Hodges told his patriots squad, “Do not Shoot like Nate Hodges, Do shoot like Bobby Sirkis.” Obviously they followed the game plan.
Simple domination in this one, as the Patriots mopped the floor with the Chris Gallagher-less Komets. The Patriots who didn’t lose any steam after the keg game, scored their goals in bunches. Clearly the Komets didn’t even belong on the same Ice as the Patriots as it looked like the New England Patriots vs the Washington Redskins. Travis Lehr and Greg Helenbrook both had two goals, while Butch Hutchinson scored as did Junior Lindamood and Scott Dolbee in thier Patriots debut. From Dolbee after the game, “This team is F&#^ sick”. The komets, in the interest of fairness, had their goals from Melissa Knourek and Mike Bierwiler. Also being reunited with his patriots brothers in arms was Bryan Brookman, “Man, I have missed playing with this team. It’s so great to be back.”

Thursday, October 25, 2007

NCR: No comment required


A birdie dropped off this delicious image of a certain blog poster who's (who let this happen?) coaching an I-League team this session.

We don't make the news up; we just report it. Right, Ray?

BC

I league: Week 1

Same times as before.

See four posts below for previews...

only other note...

Leftovers dont exist anymore they are now the Grave Diggers
And the Patriots are now the Grim Reapers.
And the Brewzers are now the Lumberjacks
The Spiders are now the Prancing Ponies
The Komets are now team Chris Gallagher
The Stickmen are now the Wolverines
The Snipers are called team Caketown
The Blue Devils are now called the Chokers
The Warriors are now the Spartans
and the Puckers are now team Random

you all suck, have a nice day

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Gone: Fort Worth Ice


There's one fewer sheet of ice in D/FW.

Fort Worth Ice is no more. The management company running the rink, Firland Management, blames the opening of NYTEX, in part. The company specializes in turning around failing operations, but this rink apparently couldn't be saved.

Thanks to the alert reader who let us know.

bc

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Need a Goalie?

Received an email this afternoon from a D-League goalie in Duncanville who's looking to pick up another team in either C or D league. The catch is he's looking for games NOT on Fridays. Since D-league games are all on Friday this season, the poor fella seems out of luck.

But if anyone wants to contact him, drop me a line. The email link is at right.

bc